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How many of you really do live in your Mother's Basement.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:02 pm
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:02 pm
How often do you come out of said basement. How often do you change your drawers. Serious responses only.
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Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:04 pm to SEC7070
I am in the attic.
Uncle Poot took the basement from me a few months back.
Uncle Poot took the basement from me a few months back.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:06 pm to SEC7070
I’m in the closet.
For now
For now
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:07 pm to SEC7070
I live under the thumb of a second, much younger, wife.
Same thing really.
I am at her mercy.
Same thing really.
I am at her mercy.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:08 pm to SEC7070
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How often do you come out of said basement.
Daily. Schedule is get up, cruise over to the library to post here (mom doesn't want me to have internet cause I could meet strangers). then around lunch time your mom picks me up and we cruise over to popeyes for some spicy tendies. Then its pound town in the car with your momma before some more posting at the library and then a walk home
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:09 pm to scrooster
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wife
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scrooster
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:09 pm to SEC7070
I live in my garage.
Does that count?
Does that count?
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:11 pm to thatguy45
quote:She let's you pound in the car?
Daily. Schedule is get up, cruise over to the library to post here (mom doesn't want me to have internet cause I could meet strangers). then around lunch time your mom picks me up and we cruise over to popeyes for some spicy tendies. Then its pound town in the car with your momma before some more posting at the library and then a walk home
Wtf!
She makes me rail her on the hood!
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:12 pm to SEC7070
There are no basements in Louisiana.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:14 pm to SEC7070
I live in your mom’s basement. I change my drawers after paying her the daily rent, if you know what I mean.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:14 pm to WilliamTaylor21
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She makes me rail her on the hood!
I give her what others cant. wants to be sure im comfortable, otherwise she knows ill choose someone else from among my many fans
Major key is to talk trash to the popeyes cashier, she finds it hilarious
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:16 pm to SEC7070
Cajunbama lives under a rock buried under five pounds of Hippo shite. He comes out at night to troll the LSU fan base which he thinks is funny. But it’s really sad like when you see the mentally ill guy playing with himself at a traffic light.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:16 pm to thatguy45
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Major key is to talk trash to the popeyes cashier, she finds it hilarious
Thanks bro, I’ll try this tomorrow. I got a hankering for some tendies.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:17 pm to WilliamTaylor21
Sometimes I wish it were not true.
But most of the time she is pretty cool. I'm gonna keep her. I'm gonna need her to wheel me around and wipe my butt one of these days.
She gave me a heckuva Son. Homerun baby maker. Three daughters from my first wife so I canned her arse after failing to give me an heir to the throne.
Second wife delivered right out of the chute like a champ. I've always been a heavy fapper too so I was already in my 40s and worried about running low on man seed .... no problem, she nailed it.
I could fap endlessly after that. Life has been good. That reminds me. What time is it? Oh heck, I gotta go. Time to drain the pipes before bedtime,
But most of the time she is pretty cool. I'm gonna keep her. I'm gonna need her to wheel me around and wipe my butt one of these days.
She gave me a heckuva Son. Homerun baby maker. Three daughters from my first wife so I canned her arse after failing to give me an heir to the throne.
Second wife delivered right out of the chute like a champ. I've always been a heavy fapper too so I was already in my 40s and worried about running low on man seed .... no problem, she nailed it.
I could fap endlessly after that. Life has been good. That reminds me. What time is it? Oh heck, I gotta go. Time to drain the pipes before bedtime,
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:17 pm to SEC7070
Florida. No basements.
I live in her van down by the river. My GF is a mop named Susie. She cleans up after well so works great. Though the splinters kind of suck.
I live in her van down by the river. My GF is a mop named Susie. She cleans up after well so works great. Though the splinters kind of suck.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:18 pm to WilliamTaylor21
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She makes me rail her on the hood!
Extry points if you do her IN the hood on the hood.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:18 pm to SEC7070
I’m living in your mom’s bedroom
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:18 pm to Legion of Doom
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Cajunbama lives under a rock buried under five pounds of Hippo shite. He comes out at night to troll the LSU fan base which he thinks is funny. But it’s really sad like when you see the mentally ill guy playing with himself at a traffic light.
He is the guy at the traffic light.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:19 pm to SEC7070
You seriously asking about basements in the South?
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:19 pm to WilliamTaylor21
No problem man. Don't be afraid to get the five piece box, she loves spending money on people that make her happy. Theres been talk of getting me an extra box to take home recently.
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