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Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:21 pm to thatguy45
That box she’s talking about ain’t chicken baw. She wants to sleep over.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:23 pm to 7nette
No doubt, but shes gotta understand I cant have her over. Other ladies get jealous if they see that and then next thing ya know theres a cat fight in my yard and theres 14 women tryin to kidnap me
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:24 pm to thatguy45
quote:Sheesh... you’re talking ten tendies + a slamfest with OP’s mom? Now that is a deal.
Theres been talk of getting me an extra box to take home recently.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:27 pm to SEC7070
looks like your mom gets around
dang
dang
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:28 pm to WilliamTaylor21
Yep, EVERY day.
Has she taken you out in the navigator yet? Thing is comfy af. She says op isn't allowed in there, much too nice for him. He's relegated to family trips in the Kia.
Has she taken you out in the navigator yet? Thing is comfy af. She says op isn't allowed in there, much too nice for him. He's relegated to family trips in the Kia.
This post was edited on 12/9/19 at 11:29 pm
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:29 pm to 7nette
Sec7070's mom needs an intervention
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:30 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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Sec7070's mom needs an intervention
Funny, that's what I call my penis
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:32 pm to thatguy45
You haven’t gotten a decoy basement yet?
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:32 pm to dbuchanon
Dont worry baby, Ive got your intervention right here
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:33 pm to SEC7070
I alternate between posting, binge eating, porn watching, masturbation, and sleeping.
I'll be binge eating in ten minutes.
I'll be binge eating in ten minutes.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:33 pm to thatguy45
quote:Oooooh yes. We call it the nastygator
Has she taken you out in the navigator yet?
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:33 pm to SEC7070
it's the offseason already?
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:33 pm to 7nette
Tell me about these decoy basements. Do I gotta dig them myself, or is there an online shop where I can make OPs mom pay for it?
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:34 pm to thatguy45
What did you think the b in Airbnb stood for? Basement n Bitches.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:37 pm to WilliamTaylor21
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nastygator
Thing is cash af. Happy she finally got rid of that pos escalade.
Sometimes before we set to bidness she wants to turn on something romantic, like the for your eyes only or some bs. I immediately change the radio over to the transformers cartoon theme. Instantaneous titty
This post was edited on 12/9/19 at 11:39 pm
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:38 pm to 7nette
I didn't know. Guess I should be usin my library time a little more effectively.
I'll add it to my Christmas list, along with the pool table and 4k tv for my actual basement and the bear mace for when things get outta hand in the middle of tendies time
I'll add it to my Christmas list, along with the pool table and 4k tv for my actual basement and the bear mace for when things get outta hand in the middle of tendies time
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:39 pm to SEC7070
Have you ever been to south Louisiana? There are no basements. I built a house for my mom in my back yard does that count? What a Yo Yo
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:40 pm to Big Bang Rookie
OP ran away. Sad. Musta found one of the pregnancy tests in the bathroom garbage can.
Crisis mode is on
Crisis mode is on
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:57 pm to SEC7070
I'm in the basement. The attic has too much light.
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