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re: How do you castrate a Longhorn...?

Posted on 10/6/21 at 5:33 pm to
Posted by BigBro
Member since Jul 2021
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Posted on 10/6/21 at 5:33 pm to
Posted by Sooner a Reb
Maryland
Member since Jan 2017
2023 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 5:35 pm to
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That would be a penectomy...unless she was actually holding his testicles in her mouth, which would be a tall-order with the average adult set of testicles.


This should tell you all you need to know about shortwhorn fans....
Posted by Oklahomey
Bucksnort, TN
Member since Mar 2013
5815 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 5:51 pm to
Everything Woke/Biden/Longhorns turns to shite!
Posted by JustinOKC
OKC
Member since Jul 2021
1008 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 6:10 pm to
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If you go to Norman, make sure you don’t sit in an Oklahoma section.. they all look like this..


"Make sure you don't sit in an OK section"???? At Memorial Stadium in... OKLAHOMA!?!? Please don't post anymore.
Posted by BigBro
Member since Jul 2021
19540 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 6:16 pm to
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"Make sure you don't sit in an OK section"???? At Memorial Stadium in... OKLAHOMA!?!? Please don't post anymore.


You aren’t the sharpest tool in the shed I see..

FYI Baby Rattler is about to get torn a new one this week..
5 sacks and 3 interceptions..

Texas 52 OU 17

Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30865 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 6:20 pm to
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quote:

That would be a penectomy...unless she was actually holding his testicles in her mouth, which would be a tall-order with the average adult set of testicles.


This should tell you all you need to know about shortwhorn fans....
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Good point!
Posted by BigBro
Member since Jul 2021
19540 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 6:48 pm to
Posted by southernboisb
Member since Dec 2012
9286 posts
Posted on 10/7/21 at 12:14 am to
Old joke said about basically every school.
Posted by ColdTurkey
Where the Buffalo roam...
Member since Nov 2019
7698 posts
Posted on 10/7/21 at 12:27 am to
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You kick his sister in the mouth.

*frick Texas!


As bad as I hate Texas, the RR rivalry is the one thing I’m excited about with y’all joining. I can only imagine how special it’s gonna be with #3 ranked Oklahoma and #23 ranked Texas squaring off
Posted by Gunga Din
Oklahoma
Member since Jul 2020
3047 posts
Posted on 10/7/21 at 2:33 am to


Texas fan be like..... WUT???

This post was edited on 10/7/21 at 2:36 am
Posted by pankReb
Defending National Champs Fan
Member since Mar 2009
71191 posts
Posted on 10/7/21 at 3:11 am to
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How do you castrate a Longhorn...?



honestly you should ask older MSu fans about this...
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