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re: How do you castrate a Longhorn...?

Posted on 10/6/21 at 2:32 pm to
Posted by BIJAN
Texas
Member since Sep 2021
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Posted on 10/6/21 at 2:32 pm to
Posted by Sooner a Reb
Maryland
Member since Jan 2017
1580 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 2:41 pm to
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 2:43 pm to
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Jackie Sherrill has entered the chat
Posted by Gordy
Fayetteville
Member since Dec 2015
1935 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 2:43 pm to
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How do you castrate a Longhorn...?
Thanks for letting us know Justin!
Posted by Sooner a Reb
Maryland
Member since Jan 2017
1580 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 2:47 pm to


Posted by BigBro
Member since Jul 2021
17623 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 2:55 pm to


Where did all the Sooner fans go?
Posted by RelentlessTide
Member since Feb 2020
3600 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 3:01 pm to
Free Castrations in Oklahoma

'Cannibals' lured victim to southeastern Oklahoma with the promise of free castration surgery, sheriff's office says‘

Oklahoma has no room to talk when this shite is happening.
This post was edited on 10/6/21 at 3:02 pm
Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30818 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 3:02 pm to
That would be a penectomy...unless she was actually holding his testicles in her mouth, which would be a tall-order with the average adult set of testicles.
Posted by HarsiningHard
Egypt
Member since Jan 2021
584 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 3:19 pm to
So in this scenario, is the Longhorn an animal or a Texas fan? Either way, the sister is assumed to have either Bull testicles or human testicles in her said mouth. This joke sucks.
Posted by BigBro
Member since Jul 2021
17623 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 3:25 pm to


Big Tex gets a makeover..
Posted by JustinOKC
OKC
Member since Jul 2021
975 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 3:48 pm to
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This joke sucks.


I see what you did there. Bravo, Sir
Posted by Sooner a Reb
Maryland
Member since Jan 2017
1580 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 4:38 pm to
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Where did all the Sooner fans go?



Ooo I found them!!


Posted by RedDirtSooner
Oklahoma
Member since Jul 2021
699 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 4:41 pm to
Top 5 play in the history of the rivalry. Oh and texas still sucks.
Posted by sumtimeitbeslikedat
Vidalia, La
Member since Nov 2013
4685 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 4:46 pm to
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You kick his sister in the mouth.


Thanks. I will steal and use this on Alabama fans.

…hope ya don’t mind there, spooner.
Posted by TexasForever
Member since Jul 2021
2949 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 4:46 pm to
Posted by Oklahomey
Bucksnort, TN
Member since Mar 2013
5612 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 4:47 pm to


Posted by RedDirtSooner
Oklahoma
Member since Jul 2021
699 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 4:48 pm to


After the Sooners beat the longhorns 63-21 in 2012, Big Tex couldn't take it anymore and set himself on fire.
Posted by RedDirtSooner
Oklahoma
Member since Jul 2021
699 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 4:52 pm to


Just trying to warn our future SEC brethren. This is the typical tailgate experience you will experience in Austin. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Posted by BigBro
Member since Jul 2021
17623 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 5:12 pm to
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Just trying to warn our future SEC brethren. This is the typical tailgate experience you will experience in Austin. Don't say I didn't warn you.

lol stfu..



If you go to Norman, make sure you don’t sit in an Oklahoma section.. they all look like this..
Posted by BigBro
Member since Jul 2021
17623 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 5:28 pm to
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Ooo I found them!!


Nicely done!

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