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Posted on 5/22/26 at 11:19 pm
Posted on 5/22/26 at 11:19 pm
frick you
And yea the SECt is fricking stupid, you were smart not to pitch Volantis, but we’ll hate you anyway and enjoy you fricking getting smoked by us in a sandlot when we can
As a reminder for Arkansas Texas hate when a Texas fan said they’d put Arkansas a distant 3rd as a rival when we’d put them #1
And yea the SECt is fricking stupid, you were smart not to pitch Volantis, but we’ll hate you anyway and enjoy you fricking getting smoked by us in a sandlot when we can
As a reminder for Arkansas Texas hate when a Texas fan said they’d put Arkansas a distant 3rd as a rival when we’d put them #1
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Yep we will put you #1, and we don’t give a frick where you put us. We will welcome you this November like we always do, with hearts full of hate.
Every team likes to say “we are Arkansas’ Super Bowl”. It’s not really true except for Texas. We don’t care if you don’t care about us.
We don’t have any jilted lover/unloved family member dynamics with Texas like Aggie does. Our hatred is pure. It’s consistent.
Unadulterated hate and disdain. No mixed feelings. We don’t care what our or your record is. All we know is frick you. And I hope Arkansas gas stations don’t fill up your cars with Texas plates after the games like they did back in the 60s and 70s.
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Posted on 5/22/26 at 11:21 pm to BennyAndTheInkJets
quote:They did pitch him, though.
you were smart not to pitch Volantis
Posted on 5/22/26 at 11:22 pm to BennyAndTheInkJets
I hope we don't meet again, because we simply cannot beat Van Horn.
frick you too.
frick you too.
Posted on 5/22/26 at 11:25 pm to tBrand
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because we simply cannot beat Van Horn.
If DVH coaches another 10 years and somehow doesn’t win a natty but is 40-0 against Texas I’ll call it a wash
Posted on 5/22/26 at 11:28 pm to Drewbie
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They did pitch him, though.
Yea but not a full start. Was like how Dave pitches literally anyone in the SECt, the difference was we face fricked them with the same strategy.
God I hope we lose tomorrow. The SECt is so dumb. But we face fricked Texas and I’m an hour away from calling a doctor for erections lasting longer than 6 hours.
Posted on 5/23/26 at 12:09 am to BennyAndTheInkJets
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But we face fricked Texas and I’m an hour away from calling a doctor for erections lasting longer than 6 hours.
Borderline erotic? haha
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