re: Great win Rebs, Chambliss is the Goat. What was deal with LSU fan nearly beat to death

Melt bitch

and LSU fans wonder why they’re the laughing stock right now, holy cow that’s incredible.

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and LSU fans wonder why they’re the laughing stock right now, holy cow that’s incredible.

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They want to believe it. They know it isn't real but maybe it can become real somehow if they believe hard enough. That's the voodoo religion that most of them practice coming into play with situations like this.

The original post, on its face, is ridiculous.

Scenario:

An innocent and peaceful coonass is leisurely relieving himself at the urinal and is suddenly viciously attacked by feral Ole Miss fans out to kill because Kefin left them.

Another coonass, the original poster, is at concession just ordering a corndog and enjoying the atmosphere and all of the sudden, here comes almost dead coonass on a stretcher right by him, caught him by total surprise.

Being a curious coonass, he decides to go check out the almost literal murder scene that is absolutely floating in blood because, you know, they were still letting everyone traipse around in all the bloody evidence.

Being a proper coonass and not a piece of trash, our storyteller informs us that due to his high morality and above reproach breeding and civility, he couldn't get a photo of the almost dead victim because, hey, that wouldn't be right.

He also couldn't get a photo of the blood drenched horror scene of the bathroom either, even as everyone was walking around in the blood and the poor victim was long gone, because it would be disrespectful to the family of the innocent and almost dead coonass.

I’ll slap your **** arse all the way down the Mississippi

I just can’t get past the tom foolery of blatant lying about something that is going to be verified as BS within 48 hours or so.

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And for the record, I’m hearing this is a bs story from message boards. If true, disavow.

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And for the record, I’m hearing this is a bs story from omiss message boards. Omiss all quiet on the home front.

Ole Miss may be covering it up

You are some pathetic little bitches today are you little boys past your bedtime.

Don’t threaten me bitches come find me not hard little pussies, I will meet you at graveyard on top of the hill, to the death anytime.

I said I verified the bathroom was closed from a fricking reb alum you pathetic pos.

From other posters:

Tiger fan 999:
Not game related, but last night when I was in line at concession an lsu fan was brought out on a stretcher with blood coming out of his head and was unconscious. The bathroom had freaking blood everywhere in it. Word around the street is that he was jumped in the bathroom by Ole Miss fans, and is not doing well. Prayers up

Posted by DCtiger1 9/20/26 at 11:57 am to Tiger fan999
I was in the bathroom, blood was everywhere on the floor. Dude did not look good when they carried him out

Posted by rltiger 9/20/26 at 12:19 pm to Tiger fan999
My son sat in student section and said the OM fans in stadium were a little more mouthy this year, but not that bad. Outside of stadium, however, was much different. A huge contingent from Memphis was there. Girl in front of him had her ticket stolen out of her hand by three “subjects”. Saw somebody steal a tv from the Grove. His quote was he felt he was in Chicago. Oxford usually has @80k-100k people for game day, apparently there were 300k. Would love to hear the police report from the grove after the game.

Posted by John_V9/20/26 at 12:49 pm to Tiger fan999
Bathrooms were limited already and they shut the lower bathroom down post fight on the away side around halftime. The upper bathroom like stretched the length of midfield to the endzone

Posted by IMA who dat 9/20/26 at 2:09 pm to HurricaneCamille
was one of the 1st to enter the bathroom with my 10 yr old son after it happened I help tend to him. Completely non-responsive, eyes were open and he was breathing but he was messed up terribly. Chin was busted open severely and he was lying in a giant pool of blood. Applied pressure to his chin while waiting on EMS. Taking pics of the victim would've been entirely inappropriate. Glad I didnt have to do cpr.


Posted by IMA who dat 9/21/26 at 8:06 pm to QB
It was right after they scored towards the end of the half. Ran to the bathrooms with my son before the mad halftime rush while they were pretty vacant right after they scored. Walked into bathroom and he was sprawled out on floor. A few people were in there but no one was really helping him. A few younger OM fans started to help too, they were equally upset and how shocking the scene was. Someone ran to get ems. If there was security cameras in the concourse they may be able to ID people that went in and out that bathroom during that lull because at that moment it wasnt very busy
This post was edited on 9/21/26 at 8:08 pm

From the reb poster Pickle_Weasel and posted in this thread.

I found this on the CrimeRadar app:
"As discussed during the dispatch call, dispatch reports a possible medical issue in a second-floor men's restroom on the east side of a stadium, with the stadium crew already on scene with the patient."

I listened to the dispatch call but there weren't any details about it on that call.


So there is your answer mfers, From a reb poster saying the same mfering thing, that I confirmed the bathroom on the second floor on the East side of the stadium is where the incident occurred. The poster that found the kid stated right off the bat, that they went to bathroom before halftime and there was barely anyone around, which is why they went at that time.

Maybe everyone is fricking lying, like I said from beginning I wasn’t there. All I know is that they shut down that bathroom for some reason which is exactly the same thing the reb pickle is suggesting with his crime radar report.

So go call these guys liars and GFY.

I wouldn’t piss on you POS if you were lying on the bathroom floor, near death, bloody and on fricking fire. Even if I had just drank 4 tall boys and the urinals we’re all full and 6 people deep. I would sing “burn baby burn” for you though.