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re: God I fricking Hate Bama

Posted on 10/18/09 at 3:49 pm to
Posted by TT9
Seychelles
Member since Sep 2008
90749 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 3:49 pm to
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The bye week will give Tenn what they need to bring down Lil Nickie.....
with what offense? auburn and UCLA beat these 3rd raters...
Posted by QuickdrawMcVols
Member since Sep 2009
299 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 3:50 pm to
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The only good thing to ever come out of Tennessee is I-65 south. That and Dont'a Hightower.


BAHAHAHA! The Tennessee river runs half of your state's electricity! We oughta damn the sonofabitch up and let your state dry out. Right after we build a fence so you dont bring your sisterfingering ways into our society.

Tennessee is the marquis state in the south, known for music, food, entertainment, college and professional sports, and beating bammer arse.

Your state is known for racism and fat women. Congrats
Posted by CapstoneGrad06
Little Rock
Member since Nov 2008
73327 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 3:50 pm to
I'll bet they won't score much.
Posted by Volmanac
Nashville, TN
Member since May 2009
7733 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 3:50 pm to
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The only good thing to ever come out of Tennessee is I-65 south. That and Dont'a Hightower



Are you implying that Elvis, Samuel L. Jackson, Miley Cyrus, and Megan Fox aren't good things?
Posted by Volmanac
Nashville, TN
Member since May 2009
7733 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 3:51 pm to
Not to mention JACK DANIELS
Posted by QuickdrawMcVols
Member since Sep 2009
299 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 3:52 pm to
Hell yeah, jack daniels BITCHES!

What do they distill down in bammer land? Car exhaust water and butt mud.
Posted by Bamapossum
Alabama
Member since Jan 2006
1107 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 3:53 pm to
I will freely admit that Tennessee, especially areas of middle and east Tennessee, are some of the most beautiful in the nation. Now, if they could just find a way to evict the people that live there, I'd visit more often. Maybe even move there.

Let's get this over with Jethro...

You hate Alabama. Good, that makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. Say all you want about any fan base or school, but that infernal,creamsicle-clad band of roaming neanderthals that inhabit Neyland Stadium on any given Saturday has no room to talk.

I've seen your type. You've got that smug, "I just fricked a goat" look on your face(Mainly because you just fricked a goat.)as you sit down to post another vitriolic (look it up) thread on a message board. Marge is looking over your shoulder isn't she? Is she still wearing the hairnet from the Waffle House? Does she still smell of pancakes and Salem Lights? That unique aroma that drives you wild. Makes you remember those special nights when you took her driving down by the Duck River in your '75 Bronco. A twelve pack of Old Milwaukee, a couple of Hank Jr. tapes, and beautiful 1st cousin. Those were the days huh?

Now you're resigned to sneaking some luvin after the kids go to bed. That's why you carry all that hatred and tension. Why don't you put a little moonshine in their glasses tonight, bed them down early in the loft, tear the scabs off old Marge and wear her out? You can play "Rocky Top" on the 8 track like the good old days while you do the deed. Then maybe you'll wake up tomorrow with a better attitude.
Posted by CapstoneGrad06
Little Rock
Member since Nov 2008
73327 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 3:54 pm to
Elvis is from Mississippi
Posted by SloMeaux
Member since Sep 2004
23134 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 3:54 pm to
I love me some JTBowtie!
Posted by CapstoneGrad06
Little Rock
Member since Nov 2008
73327 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 3:54 pm to
41-17

29-9
Posted by QuickdrawMcVols
Member since Sep 2009
299 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 3:55 pm to
Hank Jr is solid country gold, even though he's a bammer.
Posted by Volmanac
Nashville, TN
Member since May 2009
7733 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 3:56 pm to
Tennessee was once again one of the top ten most popular states, based upon where people want to live. The only other SEC state in there was Florida, but they don't really count as southern.

LINK

Alabama, meanwhile, sucks dick.

Nashville was the highest rated Southern City, ahead of ATL, New Orleans, etc.
Posted by SloMeaux
Member since Sep 2004
23134 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 3:58 pm to
nf best signature I have seen in a while
Posted by CapstoneGrad06
Little Rock
Member since Nov 2008
73327 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 3:58 pm to
So, because people visit the state of Tennessee they are going to find an offense?
Posted by Marines4Auburn
Auburn Alum in South Florida
Member since Sep 2009
14926 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 3:59 pm to
Memphis is the cradle of civilization, reminds me of the slums of Baghdad.
Posted by QuickdrawMcVols
Member since Sep 2009
299 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 4:00 pm to
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So, because people visit the state of Tennessee they are going to find an offense?


No, just pointing out how much better Tennesseans are than alabamistanis in general. Now, if you decide to play like UGA, we'll find an offense fairly quickly and run your asses out of the stadium.
Posted by CapstoneGrad06
Little Rock
Member since Nov 2008
73327 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 4:03 pm to


What gives you an indication we won't play defense and look like Georgia doing it?

And I would say people enjoy Alabama's Gulf Coast very much.
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