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Get ready, Aggies
Posted on 11/18/13 at 8:46 pm
Posted on 11/18/13 at 8:46 pm
LSU is going to SAVAGE you on Saturday. We are going to take each one of your metaphorical holes and fill it with our metaphorical seed. No one will hear your very real screams of agony. For 60 minutes, you will eat, sleep, and breathe nothing but pain and suffering that will be dished out by the LSU football team. High Chief Chavis will sacrifice Jonathan Football in an ancient Indian ritual that will involve ripping out his heart Kali Ma style and EATING it. Your team will be raped and pillaged this week like it has never been before.
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Posted on 11/18/13 at 8:47 pm to PrimetimeDaBoss
yea they are going to go sanduski on your school of children! prepare thy anus 
Posted on 11/18/13 at 8:47 pm to PrimetimeDaBoss
Posted on 11/18/13 at 8:48 pm to bad leroy brown
ETC: this is all weird.
This post was edited on 11/18/13 at 8:50 pm
Posted on 11/18/13 at 8:49 pm to PrimetimeDaBoss
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We are going to take each one of your metaphorical holes and fill it with our metaphorical seed
Huh?
Posted on 11/18/13 at 8:49 pm to PrimetimeDaBoss
This thread is something else
Posted on 11/18/13 at 8:49 pm to PrimetimeDaBoss
Rape isn't cool brah
Posted on 11/18/13 at 8:49 pm to PrimetimeDaBoss
Posted on 11/18/13 at 8:50 pm to PrimetimeDaBoss
Welp, this thread definitely happened 
Posted on 11/18/13 at 8:51 pm to PrimetimeDaBoss
quote:
LSU is going to SAVAGE you on Saturday. We are going to take each one of your metaphorical holes and fill it with our metaphorical seed. No one will hear your very real screams of agony. For 60 minutes, you will eat, sleep, and breathe nothing but pain and suffering that will be dished out by the LSU football team. High Chief Chavis will sacrifice Jonathan Football in an ancient Indian ritual that will involve ripping out his heart Kali Ma style and EATING it. Your team will be raped and pillaged this week like it has never been before.
So you're going to have Justin Bieber pumping onthe stadium speakers?
This post was edited on 11/18/13 at 8:52 pm
Posted on 11/18/13 at 8:51 pm to PrimetimeDaBoss
I don't...umm...what
Posted on 11/18/13 at 8:54 pm to Slippery Slope
Savage isn't a verb?
Posted on 11/18/13 at 8:55 pm to PrimetimeDaBoss
Sounds like an average Wednesday night 
Posted on 11/18/13 at 9:03 pm to PrimetimeDaBoss
If lsu lose to am and TSUN beat mizz and us do it mean TSUN goes to cotton bowl????
Posted on 11/18/13 at 9:04 pm to Agforlife
I see a Kevin Sumlin statement game in the near future. 
Posted on 11/18/13 at 9:13 pm to royDmercer
When did MSU "borrow" Ohio State's name for Michigan?
Posted on 11/18/13 at 9:14 pm to PrimetimeDaBoss
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metaphorical seed
Translation: low sperm count. Doesn't LSU have a doctor for this?
Posted on 11/18/13 at 9:21 pm to EKG
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When did MSU "borrow" Ohio State's name for Michigan?
This question needs to be answered.
Grinders, you're on the clock....
Posted on 11/18/13 at 9:27 pm to PrimetimeDaBoss
Well then, the best course of action is clearly that we should not show up. That will prevent these horrible things from happening. You win, KDS willingly but regretfully forfeits the game.
Posted on 11/18/13 at 9:29 pm to PrimetimeDaBoss
I am picturing Ruxin saying this to Andre.
Well done.
Well done.
This post was edited on 11/18/13 at 9:43 pm
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