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Irons Puppet
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Member since Jun 2009
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re: Former NFL player found to be illiterate when asked to read court documents
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Look at his name.It's part of his whole schtick.


It's coachcrisp, the local Bama Redneck. The beatdown with his other username caused him to try this schtick.


A LeBlanc
St. Landry Parish
Member since Apr 2017
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re: Former NFL player found to be illiterate when asked to read court documents
Probably wouldn't even know the correct grammar


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BowlJackson
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Member since Sep 2013
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re: Former NFL player found to be illiterate when asked to read court documents
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that's right, I remember that tandem well...for some reason, I had Lionel somethin in my head.


Lionel "Little Train" James who played with Bo Jackson.

Same era, but right after Brooks, Cribbs, and Andrews

Little Train went in to play with the Chargers and was a really good kick returner and actually held the NFL record for receiving yards by a RB in a season until Marshall Fault broke it.

Man, we had a lot of good RBs back then. Wish I could've seen those guys play.


BowlJackson
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Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
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re: Former NFL player found to be illiterate when asked to read court documents
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There is an entire generation here now, in America, who cannot write in cursive.


Who cares? Cursive is probably the most useless thing I learned in school, and that's saying a lot because the American school systems teach you a lot of useless crap


RD Dawg
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re: Former NFL player found to be illiterate when asked to read court documents
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It's coachcrisp, the local Bama Redneck


Doesn't suprise me.


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Your Stupid
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Member since Jun 2019
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re: Former NFL player found to be illiterate when asked to read court documents
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Airbnb returns. Hello coachcrisp.


Your stupid and it seems like you are a redneck piece of white, nasty trash with white skin.


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Miznoz
Missouri Fan
St. Louis
Member since Dec 2018
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re: Former NFL player found to be illiterate when asked to read court documents
1. I don't believe you

2. how does that get him out of child support?


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KaiserSoze99
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re: Former NFL player found to be illiterate when asked to read court documents
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It was a bull shite attempt to get out of Child support non-payment. I had a class with him in College, he wasn’t stupid.


So, he is just a dead beat.

That makes it better.



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Bulldogblitz
Member since Dec 2018
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re: Former NFL player found to be illiterate when asked to read court documents
In his defense Auburn doesn't teach reading
This post was edited on 6/12 at 5:28 am


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TeddyWestside
Georgia Fan
Athens, GA
Member since Jul 2017
882 posts

re: Former NFL player found to be illiterate when asked to read court documents
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There is an entire generation here now, in America, who cannot write in cursive.


Do you know how to effectively use a cotton gin or a butter churner or how to speak Latin? No, because those things are obsolete. I am sure that young kids today don't know to use a cassette player or connect to dial up internet either. Why should they?


Bulldogblitz
Member since Dec 2018
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re: Former NFL player found to be illiterate when asked to read court documents
So ultimately you are suggesting that reading is an old concept unworthy of being taught.

Got it.


TeddyWestside
Georgia Fan
Athens, GA
Member since Jul 2017
882 posts

re: Former NFL player found to be illiterate when asked to read court documents
Reading cursive =/= reading, you geriatric half wit.


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Open Dore Policy
Wyoming Fan
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
4377 posts

re: Former NFL player found to be illiterate when asked to read court documents
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Look at his name.It's part of his whole schtick.


I think he's stupid and misspelled it when he signed up.

But since he couldn't change his name he made it his schtick.


Cobb Dawg
Georgia Fan
Member since Sep 2012
8072 posts

re: Former NFL player found to be illiterate when asked to read court documents
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It was a bull shite attempt to get out of Child support non-payment. I had a class with him in College, he wasn’t stupid.


Remedial English? Why do you capitalize the c in child support and college? “He wasn’t stupid.” should be a separate sentence.


I Bleed Garnet
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re: Former NFL player found to be illiterate when asked to read court documents
This isn’t shocking
I took some HRTM and SPTE electives in school
Football players barely showed and if they did they read at the rate of a 6th grader


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I Bleed Garnet
South Carolina Fan
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re: Former NFL player found to be illiterate when asked to read court documents
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It's coachcrisp, the local Bama Redneck. The beatdown with his other username caused him to try this schtick.



No it isn’t


Leto II
Auburn Fan
West Cobb
Member since Dec 2018
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re: Former NFL player found to be illiterate when asked to read court documents
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Article from 1999.

Jesus Christ, what a sad toll attempt.


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Leto II
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West Cobb
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re: Former NFL player found to be illiterate when asked to read court documents
Oh look, the retard alter is back in another AU thread.


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John Milner
Alabama Fan
Member since Jan 2015
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re: Former NFL player found to be illiterate when asked to read court documents
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You’re. If you’re going to call him illiterate/stupid, conjugate your verbs




You don't understand. That's part of the joke.


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John Milner
Alabama Fan
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re: Former NFL player found to be illiterate when asked to read court documents
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Cursive is probably the most useless thing I learned in school,


you never had to diagram sentences?


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