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re: Former NFL player found to be illiterate when asked to read court documents

Posted on 6/11/19 at 11:49 pm to
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 11:49 pm to
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Look at his name.It's part of his whole schtick.


It's coachcrisp, the local Bama Redneck. The beatdown with his other username caused him to try this schtick.
Posted by A LeBlanc
St. Landry Parish
Member since Apr 2017
1191 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 11:51 pm to
Probably wouldn't even know the correct grammar
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 11:52 pm to
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that's right, I remember that tandem well...for some reason, I had Lionel somethin in my head.


Lionel "Little Train" James who played with Bo Jackson.

Same era, but right after Brooks, Cribbs, and Andrews

Little Train went in to play with the Chargers and was a really good kick returner and actually held the NFL record for receiving yards by a RB in a season until Marshall Fault broke it.

Man, we had a lot of good RBs back then. Wish I could've seen those guys play.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 11:54 pm to
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There is an entire generation here now, in America, who cannot write in cursive.


Who cares? Cursive is probably the most useless thing I learned in school, and that's saying a lot because the American school systems teach you a lot of useless crap
Posted by RD Dawg
Atlanta
Member since Sep 2012
27294 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 12:06 am to
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It's coachcrisp, the local Bama Redneck


Doesn't suprise me.
Posted by Your Stupid
Member since Jun 2019
67 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 1:28 am to
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Airbnb returns. Hello coachcrisp.


Your stupid and it seems like you are a redneck piece of white, nasty trash with white skin.
Posted by Miznoz
St. Louis
Member since Dec 2018
2129 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 1:45 am to
1. I don't believe you

2. how does that get him out of child support?
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 3:48 am to
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It was a bullshite attempt to get out of Child support non-payment. I had a class with him in College, he wasn’t stupid.


So, he is just a dead beat.

That makes it better.

Posted by Bulldogblitz
In my house
Member since Dec 2018
26774 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 5:26 am to
In his defense Auburn doesn't teach reading
This post was edited on 6/12/19 at 5:28 am
Posted by TeddyWestside
Georgia
Member since Jul 2017
2872 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 5:29 am to
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There is an entire generation here now, in America, who cannot write in cursive.


Do you know how to effectively use a cotton gin or a butter churner or how to speak Latin? No, because those things are obsolete. I am sure that young kids today don't know to use a cassette player or connect to dial up internet either. Why should they?
Posted by Bulldogblitz
In my house
Member since Dec 2018
26774 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 5:41 am to
So ultimately you are suggesting that reading is an old concept unworthy of being taught.

Got it.
Posted by TeddyWestside
Georgia
Member since Jul 2017
2872 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 5:44 am to
Reading cursive =/= reading, you geriatric half wit.
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
4472 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 5:54 am to
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Look at his name.It's part of his whole schtick.


I think he's stupid and misspelled it when he signed up.

But since he couldn't change his name he made it his schtick.
Posted by Cobb Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
9804 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 6:03 am to
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It was a bull shite attempt to get out of Child support non-payment. I had a class with him in College, he wasn’t stupid.


Remedial English? Why do you capitalize the c in child support and college? “He wasn’t stupid.” should be a separate sentence.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 6:04 am to
This isn’t shocking
I took some HRTM and SPTE electives in school
Football players barely showed and if they did they read at the rate of a 6th grader
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 6:05 am to
quote:

It's coachcrisp, the local Bama Redneck. The beatdown with his other username caused him to try this schtick.



No it isn’t
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21236 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 6:15 am to
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Article from 1999.

Jesus Christ, what a sad toll attempt.
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21236 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 6:16 am to
Oh look, the retard alter is back in another AU thread.
Posted by John Milner
Member since Jan 2015
6459 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 6:42 am to
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You’re. If you’re going to call him illiterate/stupid, conjugate your verbs




You don't understand. That's part of the joke.
Posted by John Milner
Member since Jan 2015
6459 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 6:44 am to
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Cursive is probably the most useless thing I learned in school,


you never had to diagram sentences?
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