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re: For those of you making fun of Josh Heupel's weight
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:34 pm to SavageOrangeJug
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:34 pm to SavageOrangeJug
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Please post:
1. Your actual height and weight
2. Your highest finish in the Heisman voting.
3. What year you were the starting QB on a National Championship football team.
6'2. 220lbs. 1% body fat.
I finished 2nd in Heisman voting but won the Maxwell award.
I served in the first Gulf War where I won the Congressional Medal of Honor. Otherwise I would've won the National Championship.
I'm three times the man fatboy is.
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Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:34 pm to WilliamTaylor21
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6’4” (probably closer to 5'6” tbh)
260 lbs
I'm fatter than fat tits
FIFY
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:34 pm to SavageOrangeJug
6'5
210
1% body fat
1982 Butte Community College National Champs
210
1% body fat
1982 Butte Community College National Champs
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:35 pm to SavageOrangeJug
I’ll never understand how some college football coaches, who have access to the best workout facilities imaginable, can not only be slightly out of shape, but obese. I don’t expect anybody above the age of 30 to ever look like an athlete, but I don’t know how you can demand young men to push themselves to their absolute physical limit while carrying so much fat on your own body.
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:36 pm to FightingTigers138
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6’4” (probably closer to 5'6” tbh)
260 lbs
I'm fatter than fat tits
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:37 pm to TeddyWestside
I didn't realize Heupel was that big. He is a few years away form Mangino territory.
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Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:37 pm to FightingTigers138
Time and place 
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:38 pm to Fancy Boots
Look at all of these losers talk about an "overweight" man. That same coach will be running up the scoreboards on your teams this year and you'll wish he was your coach.
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:40 pm to SavageOrangeJug
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:41 pm to SavageOrangeJug
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For those of you making fun of Josh Heupel's weight
Wow, Mr. Sensitive.
The thing about Heupel's weight is that it is self inflicted. He never had a weight problem until he quit playing competitive sports, which basically tells you that he has no self discipline when it comes to his own nutrition. He may be a great coach and a great person, but he ate himself into terrible shape and it will cause him health problems later in life if he doesn't take control of it. There are some who just naturally have a hard time with their weight from a young age, and those folks need support, not us fatties who shouldn't be fat. Present company included.
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:42 pm to SavageOrangeJug
This will not go as you hoped. 
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:43 pm to WilliamTaylor21
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Time and place
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:43 pm to Fancy Boots
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Ask your mother about my length and girth.
She said 2" by ½"
Sorry about your luck.
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:43 pm to SavageOrangeJug
What relevance do any of these questions have to do with Hippo being a fatass?
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:44 pm to SavageOrangeJug
He’s fat.
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:44 pm to SavageOrangeJug
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SavageOrangeJug
I had respect for you for five minutes earlier today, and now it's all shot to hell again
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:45 pm to Pandy Fackler
quote:The average man would and could slap the taste of your boyfriend's dick out of your mouth.
Pandy Fackler
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:46 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
A bunch of out of shape, never played sports chumps in this place. 
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:46 pm to SavageOrangeJug
I'm not nearly so concerned with Heupel being fat as I am with him being Chumlee.
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:46 pm to WalkingVol
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same coach will be running up the scoreboards
Closest thing to cardio he's done in a while.
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