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Florida Man games will feature beer belly wrestling and 'evading arrest' obstacle course
Posted on 10/26/23 at 10:34 pm
Posted on 10/26/23 at 10:34 pm
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ST. AUGUSTINE, Fla. (AP) — It ain’t the Olympics, but a group of Floridians plan to host competitions themed according to the collective antics of the beer-loving, gator-possessing, rap-sheet heavy, mullet-wearing social media phenomenon known as “Florida Man.”
Organizers of the “Florida Man Games” describe the competition as “the most insane athletic showdown on Earth.” The games will poke fun at Florida’s reputation for producing strange news stories involving guns, drugs, booze and reptiles — or some combination of the four.
Among the contests planned for next February in St. Augustine, Florida, according to organizers, are the Evading Arrest Obstacle Course in which contestants jump over fences and through yards while being chased by real police officers; the Category 5 Cash Grab in which participants try to grab as much money in a wind-blowing booth; and the self-explanatory beer-belly wrestling.
First Ever Florida Man Games

Posted on 10/26/23 at 11:46 pm to Tasty Thrill
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Evading Arrest Obstacle Course
I cackled

Posted on 10/27/23 at 2:16 am to Tasty Thrill
DUUUUUUUUUUUU
VALLLLLLLLLL
VALLLLLLLLLL
Posted on 10/27/23 at 7:50 am to Tasty Thrill
Old ESPN would have televised this for all of us to enjoy. Definitely more action than COPS and On Patrol Live. 

Posted on 10/27/23 at 8:14 am to TroyTider
I wonder if they have the Empty Whisky Bottle Stadium Throw?
Posted on 10/27/23 at 9:48 am to Tasty Thrill
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I wonder if they have the Empty Whisky Bottle Stadium Throw?
That’s Tennessee Man. And Mississippi Man.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 11:02 am to TroyTider
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Old ESPN would have televised this for all of us to enjoy.
Now they have cornhole and sign spinning competitions.
We want FlurdaMan!
Posted on 10/27/23 at 4:40 pm to ColdTurkey
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I wonder if they have the Empty Whisky Bottle Stadium Throw?
quote:I have never thrown an empty bottle at a football game.
That’s Tennessee Man.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 6:17 pm to Tasty Thrill
Good on them for laughing at themselves. Senses of humor are a rare thing in this world sometimes
Posted on 10/27/23 at 7:04 pm to Tasty Thrill
There should have been an alligator toss. I’ve heard Floridaman stories of gators being tossed through drive through windows. One guy robbed a gas station armed with a gator he threatened to lob at the attendant.
If there is some animal rights issue, just known alligators are tough. If nothing else use a fake alligator.
If there is some animal rights issue, just known alligators are tough. If nothing else use a fake alligator.
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