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re: Florida Fans, Put Down the Meth Pipe and Step Away From the Rumors.

Posted on 10/23/25 at 1:10 pm to
Posted by lockthevaught
Member since Jan 2013
2699 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 1:10 pm to
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Lol to come on here and give the reason of his kids have friends in Oxford is why he isn't taking the job is laughable


Hahaha I'm laughing at you. It worked against Auburn with Landry, before Knox moved to Oxford. Why wouldn't it this time around with both of them here, his brother's family, and his ex wife?

Jesus Christ you are dumb
This post was edited on 10/23/25 at 1:12 pm
Posted by Tarpon08
Cut Off, LA
Member since Dec 2014
8201 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 1:11 pm to
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...And yes he even moved his ex wife Layla to Oxford.


Well yeah no fricking shite.

In order to see the kids through school while he coaches elsewhere.

This couldn't be more obvious.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
27268 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 1:18 pm to
Google did not say it was near the highest..I am sure some of the small cities have that addoction but probably not medium to high populated cities...we are a retirment State..so doubt the old people do it
Posted by partsman103
Member since Sep 2008
8642 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 1:23 pm to

Lane is a Cali man.
Cali men love the ocean.
Gainesville is closer to the ocean than Oxford.

Posted by lockthevaught
Member since Jan 2013
2699 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 1:28 pm to
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Gainesville is closer to the ocean than Oxford.


Lane can go to Florida during the off-season to f*ck off and go saltwater fishing.

Plus it doesn't really matter when he takes a private jet everywhere he goes.
This post was edited on 10/23/25 at 1:28 pm
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
27268 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 1:28 pm to
To be fair we are in the middle of Florida..but you can get the beach in about 90 mins if you have a motorcycle and go faster then the speed limits.
Posted by lockthevaught
Member since Jan 2013
2699 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 1:31 pm to
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you can get the beach in about 90 mins if you have a motorcycle and go faster then the speed limits


Lane flies private jet anyways so that is a moot point. He prefers South Florida anyways....he owns a house there. North Florida is basically rural South Mississippi.
This post was edited on 10/23/25 at 1:33 pm
Posted by themetalreb
Mississippi
Member since Sep 2018
6757 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 1:32 pm to
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You literally have Alligators with detectable levels of methamphetamine swimming around the swamps of Florida from all the meth labs and tweakers flushing meth down the toilet when they get raided.


This is actually true...
Posted by lockthevaught
Member since Jan 2013
2699 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 1:38 pm to
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I'm bored at work and trolling


What do you think I'm doing?
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21044 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 1:38 pm to
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21044 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 1:41 pm to
Rumor is a sizable offer has been made by UF

Its on Lane now to see if he's staying or going.

The number I heard was pretty fair, imo he's not worth 100 mil
Posted by YieldDawg
Bluff City
Member since Oct 2025
384 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 1:42 pm to
All of these cryptic tweets by Lane and holding out to sign his contract are simply Lane building anticipation for the moment he comes out and says “I’m staying.”

This will inevitably generate a ton of excitement and gratefulness amongst the Ole Miss fan base and therefore soften the criticism when he goes 9-3 this year. It’s masterful strategy and I for one tip my hat to Lane.
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
25002 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 1:49 pm to
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If nothing else, y'all are going to have to pony up more dinero after he takes you to the SEC title game.


If he takes us somewhere, we have never been, there will be a blank check waiting for him. Ole Miss has money when we need it.

If he takes to the CFB finals, he can probably pick out a building to be renamed.

If he wins a NC, the stadium will be renamed Vaught-Kiffin Stadium. Hemingway died back in 1937.
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
25002 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 1:53 pm to
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Hahaha I'm laughing at you. It worked against Auburn with Landry, before Knox moved to Oxford. Why wouldn't it this time around with both of them here, his brother's family, and his ex wife?


Family means nothing to Florida fans, they are not true southerners.
Posted by lockthevaught
Member since Jan 2013
2699 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 1:54 pm to
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we are a retirement State


A state of retired Jews and Snowbirds from the North.
Posted by brambo
Member since Aug 2018
372 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 2:00 pm to
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Lane's boy threw game winning touchdown for Oxford High School last week and has made lots of friends in Oxford.


Yeah, I agree that probably seals it. On top of that I saw an Ole Miss coffee cup with his name on it. He wouldn’t just leave that either. These two combined feel like a sure thing.
Posted by Lt. Columbo
Member since Nov 2012
1670 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 2:15 pm to
Dang, we all know it is impossible for an entire family to move at once
Posted by lockthevaught
Member since Jan 2013
2699 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 2:21 pm to
You're going to be Lt. SAD after that extension at OM gets announced
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21044 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 2:21 pm to
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On top of that I saw an Ole Miss coffee cup with his name on

Fuk! Not the coffee cup! He's never leaving now
This post was edited on 10/23/25 at 2:22 pm
Posted by Jdillard343434
Greenville sc
Member since Dec 2020
2386 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 2:21 pm to
Yeah lol look at missippi and all those YouTube poor south
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