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Posted on 1/11/17 at 9:44 am to ColoBama
Finally, the melt this board has been waiting for. 
ETA: Do yourselves a favor and read the whole thing. At least read the last paragraph. It's pretty easy to tell who just skipped over everything.
ETA: Do yourselves a favor and read the whole thing. At least read the last paragraph. It's pretty easy to tell who just skipped over everything.
This post was edited on 1/11/17 at 9:56 am
Posted on 1/11/17 at 9:51 am to ColoBama
By far the best melt. You, my friend, are still number 1!
Posted on 1/11/17 at 10:27 am to LarryDavid
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By far the best melt. You, my friend, are still number 1!
At Bama, we really put the work in. This was no exception. Follow the process ... down to the rant errrr melt when the process doesn't fully work out.
Posted on 1/11/17 at 10:27 am to tigerfan in bamaland
Go rub your dick on sombody or kill a tree
Posted on 1/11/17 at 10:28 am to Pride of Georgia
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Alabama has 2 losses with Clemson's schedule.
Sir, that melt ^ cannot touch mine. But please keep trying.
Posted on 1/11/17 at 10:28 am to ColoBama
Melted like a man. 
Posted on 1/11/17 at 10:30 am to ColoBama
quote:That was a thing of beauty
ColoBama
Posted on 1/11/17 at 10:31 am to Wolfhound45
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That was a thing of beauty
Means a lot coming from you and LSU Patrick. My idols.
Posted on 1/11/17 at 10:33 am to ColoBama
There it is... the holy grail.
Posted on 1/11/17 at 10:38 am to ColoBama
Hahahahaha. Tell us how you really feel.
Posted on 1/11/17 at 10:39 am to ColoBama
I just want to thank you for introducing me to the phrase "couldn't throw a dime in an elephants a-hole".
Posted on 1/11/17 at 10:43 am to ColoBama
Thanks my friend. But I am less than a minor character on the SECrant. You have to see how bmy feels about it. From my perspective, it is the best of the best.
Posted on 1/11/17 at 10:46 am to ColoBama
My god this is beautiful
Posted on 1/11/17 at 10:49 am to ColoBama
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Posted on 1/11/17 at 10:50 am to ColoBama
Nice.... finally a Gump with some nads
Posted on 1/11/17 at 12:08 pm to ColoBama
Guess what, another big headed sack of shite Alabama fan that never had anything good happen, but a god dam football game to cheer about, And then goes around pretending that being somehow associated with the football team, like living in the same state some how makes him special. Forget the fact that this fuk can't even spell football, let alone I doubt has ever played in a football game, but god dam isn't he one hell of a cock gobbling fan. Good for you dog, but don't come on this board acting like you're something special because of what Nick Sabin has done with Alabama's football team. Dude you ain't shite.
Posted on 1/11/17 at 12:10 pm to Humanelement
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Guess what, another big headed sack of shite Alabama fan that never had anything good happen, but a god dam football game to cheer about, And then goes around pretending that being somehow associated with the football team, like living in the same state some how makes him special. Forget the fact that this fuk can't even spell football, let alone I doubt has ever played in a football game, but god dam isn't he one hell of a cock gobbling fan. Good for you dog, but don't come on this board acting like you're something special because of what Nick Sabin has done with Alabama's football team. Dude you ain't shite.
Yeah... get crunk.
And yeah, that was the best melt I've ever seen in that short of a paragraph.
This post was edited on 1/11/17 at 12:12 pm
Posted on 1/11/17 at 12:14 pm to ColoBama
He is trying to kill your epic melt buzz. Don't sweat it
Posted on 1/11/17 at 12:15 pm to Wolfhound45
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He is trying to kill your epic melt buzz. Don't sweat it
He's pretty good.
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