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re: Favorite way to sneak alcohol into ballgames?
Posted on 2/11/15 at 2:51 pm to LegendOfCobb
Posted on 2/11/15 at 2:51 pm to LegendOfCobb
2005 Florida game my date, who was not well endowed, formed the flexi-flask to fit inside her bra under her sundress.
I gave those tatties 4 thumbs up
So basically, the best way to sneak alki in is to find a date/girlfriend/fiance/wife to do it for you.
I gave those tatties 4 thumbs up
So basically, the best way to sneak alki in is to find a date/girlfriend/fiance/wife to do it for you.
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Posted on 2/11/15 at 2:55 pm to LegendOfCobb
Plastic fifth of James Beam in the boot
Posted on 2/11/15 at 2:56 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
Tuscaloosa cops would always check the boot. It was their go to first spot.
This thread should probably be renamed "as a student", because I've never seen anywhere check actual ticket holders past a simple pat down (and rarely that). I haven't been patted down once in Tuscaloosa since I graduated and went to normal seats. I think I could take in a 6-pack if I really tried.
This thread should probably be renamed "as a student", because I've never seen anywhere check actual ticket holders past a simple pat down (and rarely that). I haven't been patted down once in Tuscaloosa since I graduated and went to normal seats. I think I could take in a 6-pack if I really tried.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 3:00 pm to LegendOfCobb
A girls purse is key to this. In the student section is was a lot more difficult, they would pat you down and knew to check your boots too. We always took sunscreen bottles that were empty, washed them out several times and used that. Even if they looked in the purse you were covered.
Also the hairbrush flask works well.
Also the hairbrush flask works well.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 3:00 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Yeah now I think you have to open your coat and they look in purses at Commonwealth. I still use the boot and the hidden pocket though. Maybe just nostalgia.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 3:01 pm to LegendOfCobb
I used to try all kinds of elaborate shite, but here's the one that always seems to work:
1. Stand outside the gate and look for the laziest patter-downer.
2. Examine where he/she doesn't look or pat.
3. Step around corner or in port-a-john and strap it where the lazy one doesn't look or pat.
4. Walk to the lazy one, smile, get examined, walk in with your booze.
1. Stand outside the gate and look for the laziest patter-downer.
2. Examine where he/she doesn't look or pat.
3. Step around corner or in port-a-john and strap it where the lazy one doesn't look or pat.
4. Walk to the lazy one, smile, get examined, walk in with your booze.
This post was edited on 2/11/15 at 3:02 pm
Posted on 2/11/15 at 3:02 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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Of of my dates put fire water into 5 different test tubes and then put those test tubes into tampon wrappers in like 2005.
Now they actually sell something that does that, which I am 95% sure was not being sold at that time.
Missed out on my millions.
I put a flask in a tampon box
Posted on 2/11/15 at 3:03 pm to LegendOfCobb
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Posted on 2/11/15 at 3:04 pm to CosmicGas93361
What kind of volume are we talking with that belly?
Eta: what I'm getting at: could you actually sneak in a meaningful number of beers?
Eta: what I'm getting at: could you actually sneak in a meaningful number of beers?
This post was edited on 2/11/15 at 3:05 pm
Posted on 2/11/15 at 3:04 pm to GIbson05
That brush is fantastic
Posted on 2/11/15 at 3:06 pm to Gotta have DeZeier
quote:Will work every time. Put a bottle of Midol in the purse and tell your date to act like a bitch and the gate keeper slides her through without a second glance. No on messes with a PMSing female.
I put a flask in a tampon box
Posted on 2/11/15 at 3:07 pm to LegendOfCobb
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This post was edited on 9/23/24 at 2:59 pm
Posted on 2/11/15 at 3:12 pm to CosmicGas93361
in college i used a camel bak and ran the tube out my zipper. i'd get a whole section wasted. just dont tuck your shirt too tighly and/or wear a vest - have someone walk closely behind you. it was money.
Capn Morgan's was my choice back then (yikes). If you went and bought my coke you'd get yourself some sweetener for your efforts.
Capn Morgan's was my choice back then (yikes). If you went and bought my coke you'd get yourself some sweetener for your efforts.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 3:13 pm to Hog Leg
My favorite
Posted on 2/11/15 at 3:13 pm to CosmicGas93361
Subscribed.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 3:13 pm to LegendOfCobb
I have used the pocket catheter filled with crown to great success
Posted on 2/11/15 at 3:30 pm to LSUNV
What is it with LSU fans and Crown? Just because the bag is purple and gold?
Posted on 2/11/15 at 3:31 pm to LegendOfCobb
My buddy has basically fit a liquor cabinet in his Barbour jacket to a game
Posted on 2/11/15 at 3:32 pm to LegendOfCobb
some people still think Crown is some great whiskey...IDK
Posted on 2/11/15 at 3:32 pm to LegendOfCobb
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What is it with LSU fans and Crown? Just because the bag is purple and gold?
Not a big crown fan but it resembles urine very closely
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