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Posted on 11/26/25 at 10:36 am
Posted on 11/26/25 at 10:36 am
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Posted on 11/26/25 at 3:13 pm to HTX Horn
Posted on 11/26/25 at 3:14 pm to HTX Horn
Yeah that ones embarrassing. He deserved worse.
Glad our stadium doesn't have a big UTerus in the stands.
Glad our stadium doesn't have a big UTerus in the stands.
This post was edited on 11/26/25 at 3:19 pm
Posted on 11/26/25 at 3:14 pm to HTX Horn
Anyone have a copy of the "vote at 5 for yell" music video?
Posted on 11/26/25 at 3:15 pm to HTX Horn
Posted on 11/26/25 at 3:18 pm to HTX Horn
Posted on 11/26/25 at 3:20 pm to HTX Horn
Posted on 11/26/25 at 3:27 pm to HTX Horn
How did the Aggie die from drinking milk? The cow fell on him!
Posted on 11/26/25 at 3:28 pm to HTX Horn
Posted on 11/26/25 at 3:28 pm to Bush League
Dude graduates from Texas A&M school of Agriculture, goes into a farm supply store and orders two hundred chicks, explaining to the owner that he wants to start a chicken farm. Two weeks later, he returns to the store and buys another two hundred chicks. The owner is curious, but doesn't say anything. The same thing happens when the Aggie returns in another two weeks for another two hundred chicks. When he returns for the fourth time, the owner's curiosity is too much for him, so he asks the Aggie why he keeps coming back for so many chicks. The Aggie says, "Well, I guess I must be doing something wrong, but I don't know what. I think I'm either planting them too deep or too close together."
Bemused by his lack of success, the Aggie sends off a report of what he has done to Texas A&M, asking for advice. Three weeks later, the reply comes back, saying simply, "Please send soil sample."
Bemused by his lack of success, the Aggie sends off a report of what he has done to Texas A&M, asking for advice. Three weeks later, the reply comes back, saying simply, "Please send soil sample."
Posted on 11/26/25 at 3:34 pm to HTX Horn
Posted on 11/26/25 at 3:39 pm to T1gerNate
My money is on planting them too close together. There must be a trick
Posted on 11/26/25 at 3:39 pm to HTX Horn
Posted on 11/26/25 at 3:41 pm to T1gerNate
Two Aggies were playing golf. One was about to T-off and the other was standing off to the side. A large bird flew over and took a huge dump on the guy at the t-box. Went all down his shirt and pants.
His buddy says, "OMG! Let me run up to the clubhouse and get some toilet paper!"
The other guy thinks about it and says, "Oh come on man, that bird'll be a hundred miles from here by the time you get back."
His buddy says, "OMG! Let me run up to the clubhouse and get some toilet paper!"
The other guy thinks about it and says, "Oh come on man, that bird'll be a hundred miles from here by the time you get back."
Posted on 11/26/25 at 3:56 pm to T1gerNate
But next time you tell it, he buys eggs. Not chicks
Posted on 11/26/25 at 3:58 pm to T1gerNate
2 Aggies were needing to measure a telephone pole. It was laying down on the ground. One of them whips out a tape measure and hooks on to one end, walking to the other end.
"30 feet! You got that? 30 feet on the nose."
The other Aggie says, "Got it! 30 feets."
The Aggie with the tape measure scratches his head and looks off in the sky for a minute and says, "Alright. Let's stand her up now." His buddy says, "Why stand the thing up? We already know how long it is."
The guy with the tape measure says, "Come on, dummy. Yeah, we know how long it is. But we don't know how tall it is."
"30 feet! You got that? 30 feet on the nose."
The other Aggie says, "Got it! 30 feets."
The Aggie with the tape measure scratches his head and looks off in the sky for a minute and says, "Alright. Let's stand her up now." His buddy says, "Why stand the thing up? We already know how long it is."
The guy with the tape measure says, "Come on, dummy. Yeah, we know how long it is. But we don't know how tall it is."
Posted on 11/26/25 at 4:31 pm to Sooner1984
It’s a tee box you mongoloid
Posted on 11/26/25 at 4:34 pm to Bush League
2 Aggie men were sitting on the back porch in rocking chairs, enjoying a glass of iced tea. It was a nice day outside as they relaxed and admired a bloodhound dog laying nearby in the grass.
After a while, the dog hiked his back leg while still sprawled out in the grass and began giving his private areas a bath. This went on for a good 10 minutes as the 2 Aggies rocked in their chairs and looked on.
One of them gets a grin on his face and says, "Boy, oh boy, don't you wish you could do that?"
The other Aggie says, "I sure do, but I'd be afraid that dog would bite the sh** out of me."
After a while, the dog hiked his back leg while still sprawled out in the grass and began giving his private areas a bath. This went on for a good 10 minutes as the 2 Aggies rocked in their chairs and looked on.
One of them gets a grin on his face and says, "Boy, oh boy, don't you wish you could do that?"
The other Aggie says, "I sure do, but I'd be afraid that dog would bite the sh** out of me."
Posted on 11/26/25 at 6:06 pm to HTX Horn
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