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re: ESPN: Ranking the 10 best coaches in college football for 2025

Posted on 5/19/25 at 8:32 pm to
Posted by GoGators1995
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Posted on 5/19/25 at 8:32 pm to
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
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Posted on 5/19/25 at 8:33 pm to
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He's an extremely stupid son of a bitch.


If a person who believes springtime tornadoes are the "new normal", then also starts believing that I'm intelligent, then I'll definitely need to reexamine my takes.
This post was edited on 5/19/25 at 8:39 pm
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 5/19/25 at 8:48 pm to
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Brian Kelly is the #2 coach in the SEC!" -SidewalkFelonTiger



Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
86896 posts
Posted on 5/19/25 at 9:01 pm to
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If a person who believes springtime tornadoes are the "new normal"
the deaths from them you Idiot.


You're a buffoon.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
15525 posts
Posted on 5/19/25 at 9:02 pm to
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Opponents that go a combined 53-2 are definitely the same as those who go a combined 61-12."


So Kelly was not equal to those other coaches. We have reached the point that you are bragging about your coach winning less games than other coaches. You guys bragging about Kelly being a consistent double digit underdog in major bowl/playoff games and having such a worse record than opponents is just bizarre. The reason that overall record is so lopsided ia that Kelly lost every. single. one. of. those. games. You are bragging about your coach being a tier b coach.

Your excuse used to be that Kelly was hanstrung at Notre Dame. But now that Freeman is having more success than Kelly that narrative doesn’t play anymore. LSU fans are flailing for anything floating just to stay afloat.

Today one LSU fan has tried to convince us that losing 5 season openers against “big name” teams (and Mississippi State) is better than winning 5 openers against G5 teams.

Now LSU fans are trying to convince us that Kelly being a consistent double digit underdog in what are supposed to be evenly matched bowl games is a positive.

The success of Freeman and Notre Dame combined with the downward trajectory of Kelly and LSU has some here in panic mode.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
61687 posts
Posted on 5/19/25 at 9:03 pm to
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the deaths from them you Idiot.


You're a buffoon.


That part isn't true either.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
15525 posts
Posted on 5/19/25 at 9:04 pm to
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the deaths from them you Idiot.


We already explained this in this thread. There are not more tornadoes today. They are not stronger. There are more deaths because there are more people. Per capita deaths due to tornadoes is lower now than in the past.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
15525 posts
Posted on 5/19/25 at 9:06 pm to
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SidewalkFelonTiger


Is this true? What was he guilty of? I have an idea but don’t want to accuse someone of something just because the pieces fit.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
61687 posts
Posted on 5/19/25 at 9:07 pm to
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So Kelly was not equal to those other coaches.


No doubt. Kelly isn't Urban Meyer/Nick Saban/Dabo Swinney.

Genius deduction there.

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Your excuse used to be that Kelly was hanstrung at Notre Dame. But now that Freeman is having more success than Kelly that narrative doesn’t play anymore.


He's "having more success" because he's facing 2 loss Penn State with James Franklin and not undefeated 2020 Bama with Nick Saban.

It's hilarious that you're so desperate to troll LSU fans, that you're sinking to the depths of pretending those are the same.

This really isn't that hard.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
15525 posts
Posted on 5/19/25 at 9:11 pm to
Are you a felon?
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
61687 posts
Posted on 5/19/25 at 9:12 pm to
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Are you a felon?


Nope
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
15525 posts
Posted on 5/19/25 at 9:17 pm to
Good. Thinking about it, you would have never survived. Not even sucking off Brian Kelly every day would have gotten you enough special favors to make it out.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
61687 posts
Posted on 5/19/25 at 9:19 pm to
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Good. Thinking about it, you would have never survived. Not even sucking off Brian Kelly every day would have gotten you enough special favors to make it out


I will defer to your obvious experience in those matters
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
15525 posts
Posted on 5/19/25 at 9:28 pm to
Prison for you would be similar to how this forum has been for you the last two days.

But instead of mean comments, there would have been fists, feet, and people beating your head and/or face against concrete and bars.

You still would have gotten to suck a lot of dick. Just not Brian Kelly’s.

As badly as you have fared here, prison would be much worse for you. Fatal.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
61687 posts
Posted on 5/19/25 at 9:30 pm to
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Prison for you would be similar to how this forum has been for you the last two days.


That's probably true. Prison seems like it'd be full of dumb people with dumb opinions and I'd probably try to debate them with actual facts but they'd stubbornly cling to their low IQ beliefs. It makes sense that you've been there.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
15525 posts
Posted on 5/19/25 at 9:36 pm to
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I'd probably try to debate them with actual facts but they'd stubbornly cling to their low IQ beliefs


I have no doubt you would try this. That would be so awesome. You would really tell them. And then they would delete your teeth from you. And then with no teeth you would have one job. That would be fun. Not for you. But still fun.
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
79766 posts
Posted on 5/19/25 at 9:39 pm to
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low IQ


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SidewalkTiger


You used went in a sentence to describe a coach's football season.

Don't act like you're a fricking genius, limp wrist.

ETA: Let's not forget that you park cars on your front lawn like a trashy piece of shite, either.
This post was edited on 5/19/25 at 9:40 pm
Posted by Draco Malfoy
Member since Mar 2024
1889 posts
Posted on 5/19/25 at 9:41 pm to
It’s hilarious that last year Gumps claimed it was DeBoer who ran the offense yet now Grubb is gonna come in and save the program
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
79766 posts
Posted on 5/19/25 at 9:42 pm to
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It’s hilarious that last year Gumps claimed it was DeBoer who ran the offense yet now Grubb is gonna come in and save the program


Who said this?
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
15525 posts
Posted on 5/19/25 at 9:44 pm to
Prison for you would be like a BCS/NY6/CFP game for Brian Kelly. Repeated rapes would occur in front of a huge audience. Instead of trying to help, everyone would just point and laugh at the victim.

Scott Woodward signed that dude to a $100 million dollar contract.
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