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re: Elko is finally being considered for a Major College football job.

Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:13 pm to
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
48488 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:13 pm to
Mike Elko is fat
Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
9860 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:15 pm to
quote:

Mike Elko is fat


Arkansas fans commenting on obesity.

LULZ.

Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
48488 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:16 pm to
our coach isn't fat

??
Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
9860 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:19 pm to
The whole state is fat AF.

It's a top 5 finish for Arkansas, so bully for you.
Posted by AlextheBodacious
Member since Oct 2020
3784 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:42 pm to
quote:

Texas A&M has a lot going for it, but College Station can't hold a candle to the culinary scene of New Orleans. Elko will have a tough decision on his plate after this weekend.

Elko is a Mountain Dew and Doritos guy.
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
18238 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:46 pm to
This is how you troll.
Posted by Victor R Franko
Member since Dec 2021
2706 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:50 pm to
quote:

Elko will have a tough decision on his plate after this weekend.

Well, whatever is on hungry hungry Elko's plate, it don't stay there for long.
Posted by 308
the backwoods of Mississippi
Member since Sep 2020
3170 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 9:57 pm to
delete
This post was edited on 12/17/25 at 9:59 pm
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
18948 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 10:18 pm to
Like your wife?
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
26241 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 10:19 pm to
quote:

Well it’s about time he moved up the food chain..


Moved up the food chain... that baw ate to food chain.
Posted by AggieArchitect2004
Member since Oct 2023
3458 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 1:43 am to
quote:

coaching destination

Your last 3 coaches have been:
1. A DEI hire (after A&M hired a black coach)
2. Douchebag from UH that kissed his players
3. A recovering addict

Posted by IrishDave
Member since Jan 2025
1008 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 1:54 am to
Elko aint going anywhere....especially to a shite show like Michigan. Michigan fans were even thinking they could get Freeman....lmao.....yeah, good luck. Michigan fans- you'll get the little pissant coach from Arizona State whether you like it or not.
This post was edited on 12/18/25 at 1:55 am
Posted by AllDayEveryDay
The Sticks
Member since Jun 2015
9612 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 7:11 am to
I am a fan of city-name sports-team and it would be terrible if my coach left for another city-name sports-team
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
16311 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 8:28 am to
Posted by geoag58
Member since Nov 2011
1745 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 8:45 am to
quote:

If Michigan offered, Elko would be a fool to turn it down.

He would become a HOFer at Michigan.


The first coach, since 1939, to win a championship at Texas A&M and make the HOF would be a good place also.
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
26356 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 9:08 am to
Elko is on record as saying he wants to be the first to win at A&M as opposed to just another coach elsewhere
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
9287 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 9:18 am to
quote:

Your last 3 coaches have been: 1. A DEI hire (after A&M hired a black coach) 2. Douchebag from UH that kissed his players 3. A recovering addict

Game over.
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