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re: Elko is finally being considered for a Major College football job.

Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:13 pm to
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
47477 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:13 pm to
Mike Elko is fat
Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
9414 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:15 pm to
quote:

Mike Elko is fat


Arkansas fans commenting on obesity.

LULZ.

Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
47477 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:16 pm to
our coach isn't fat

??
Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
9414 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:19 pm to
The whole state is fat AF.

It's a top 5 finish for Arkansas, so bully for you.
Posted by AlextheBodacious
Member since Oct 2020
3707 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:42 pm to
quote:

Texas A&M has a lot going for it, but College Station can't hold a candle to the culinary scene of New Orleans. Elko will have a tough decision on his plate after this weekend.

Elko is a Mountain Dew and Doritos guy.
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
17654 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:46 pm to
This is how you troll.
Posted by Victor R Franko
Member since Dec 2021
2212 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:50 pm to
quote:

Elko will have a tough decision on his plate after this weekend.

Well, whatever is on hungry hungry Elko's plate, it don't stay there for long.
Posted by 308
the backwoods of Mississippi
Member since Sep 2020
3085 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 9:57 pm to
delete
This post was edited on 12/17/25 at 9:59 pm
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
17981 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 10:18 pm to
Like your wife?
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
25637 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 10:19 pm to
quote:

Well it’s about time he moved up the food chain..


Moved up the food chain... that baw ate to food chain.
Posted by AggieArchitect2004
Member since Oct 2023
3257 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 1:43 am to
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coaching destination

Your last 3 coaches have been:
1. A DEI hire (after A&M hired a black coach)
2. Douchebag from UH that kissed his players
3. A recovering addict

Posted by IrishDave
Member since Jan 2025
483 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 1:54 am to
Elko aint going anywhere....especially to a shite show like Michigan. Michigan fans were even thinking they could get Freeman....lmao.....yeah, good luck. Michigan fans- you'll get the little pissant coach from Arizona State whether you like it or not.
This post was edited on 12/18/25 at 1:55 am
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