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Posted on 1/11/22 at 1:45 pm to
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 1/11/22 at 1:45 pm to
At this point he's even bad at the mechanics of it. Never gives down and distance. Lingers talking through a play then never tells you what the hell happened. Says vague things like "run left side, finally brought down".......and then never bothers to tell you where he got or how many yards it was.

I listened to him a lot more this year because we were at kids games, and I couldn't believe how horrid it was.
Posted by paperwasp
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Member since Sep 2014
28806 posts
Posted on 1/11/22 at 1:50 pm to
Exactly. He stays behind the play and has somehow lost that detail element. No punch when it’s needed.

You can tell the other guys try to cover for him, but it’s just too much to try and wedge into the color, especially with a hurry-up pace.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
105537 posts
Posted on 1/11/22 at 1:51 pm to
Yea it's really bad. I'd flip through other SEC/National games on Sirius and listen and he was about as bad as anybody I listened to. Others are more obnoxious or whiney, but just in terms of communicating the play on the field his may be the worst.
Posted by Feral
Member since Mar 2012
12673 posts
Posted on 1/11/22 at 2:15 pm to
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Actually, I'd enjoy hearing his call of the Ringo Pick 6.


“Young is back to pass, he fires downfield…”


[60 seconds of silence]


“This extra point is brought to you by Golden Flake, the official potato chip of Alabama football.
Posted by paperwasp
2x HRV 2025 Poster of the Year
Member since Sep 2014
28806 posts
Posted on 1/11/22 at 2:17 pm to
“Fourth down, needing a long yard, Bryce under center, Metchie split wide.”

“The give to the back, Robinson.”

“Robinson reverses ground and makes his way around the block of Evan Neal.”

“Smith and a host of others on the tackle.”

“The ball is placed down by head referee Ken Williamson just shy of the spot where Slade Bolden now stands.”



“And Young will once again try to keep this drive alive as they move the chains for the third time, after a gain of 12 by the big man. Call it 13.”
Posted by PaulsBunions
Member since Oct 2021
4257 posts
Posted on 1/11/22 at 2:17 pm to
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Eli Gold’s nasally New York style makes me want to punch a baby. Annoying as hell.


He could always fake an accent like a loser
Posted by TS1926
Alabama
Member since Jan 2020
7478 posts
Posted on 1/11/22 at 2:19 pm to
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It was pretty well known and mocked that Gump Gold just sat there silently for 30 seconds, didn't call the play before he started bitching about the Aggy fans rushing the field.


I'm sure Eli didn't do that on purpose. His cohort has to constantly remind him to come back to the game while he's rambling about some unrelated event.
Posted by TS1926
Alabama
Member since Jan 2020
7478 posts
Posted on 1/11/22 at 2:22 pm to
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That was painful to watch again. too soon.


In all seriousness what was Bryce thinking on that throw? There were three defenders there around Holden. There was no way Holden was gonna get near that ball. LOL.
Posted by Fat Bastard
2024 NFL pick'em champion
Member since Mar 2009
88671 posts
Posted on 1/11/22 at 2:26 pm to
EAT shite ELI GOLD



Posted by Fat Bastard
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Member since Mar 2009
88671 posts
Posted on 1/11/22 at 2:28 pm to
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Posted by Antioch
Anytown, USA
Member since Nov 2021
1449 posts
Posted on 1/11/22 at 3:12 pm to
He fits in perfectly with that group
Posted by Disaster
I strike all over the place
Member since Jan 2022
64 posts
Posted on 1/11/22 at 3:19 pm to
quote:

Eli Gold, like our beloved Larry Munson is one of the best announcers
Munson was terrible.
Posted by Blackgloves
Texas
Member since Aug 2021
3776 posts
Posted on 1/11/22 at 3:24 pm to
I don't hear agony in the man's voice.
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