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Easter Haiku

Posted on 3/31/24 at 3:41 pm
Posted by TN Tygah
Member since Nov 2023
1907 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 3:41 pm
I’d like to take this moment to utilize an old art form to make a few predictions about the upcoming football season. These predictions are based on several reputable computer models as well as careful research on sports trends and the current climate of each program. Here we go.

2024

Texas chokes again.
Bama fans abandon ship.
Mizzou =/= S.E.C.

Discuss.
This post was edited on 3/31/24 at 3:42 pm
Posted by Tuscaloosa
11x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
46625 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 3:52 pm to
It’s basketball season. frick off.

ETA:

Basketball season
At least for us, you dumb bitch
Please lose your password
This post was edited on 3/31/24 at 3:57 pm
Posted by BZ504
Texas
Member since Oct 2005
9479 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 3:52 pm to
Grant Nelson is him
Brandon Miller is not him
UConn spanks Bama



Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
42624 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 3:53 pm to
We have too many of these dumb haiku threads around here.
Posted by GetPiggywithIt
Ouachita Mountains of Arkansas
Member since Dec 2022
2391 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 3:54 pm to
You can’t expect quality from LSU alters
Posted by TN Tygah
Member since Nov 2023
1907 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 4:36 pm to
quote:

Please lose your password


The only reason anyone likes your posts is because for some reason SECr is like 80% Bama fans.

How much time do you have left on your America Online 100 free hours CD? I do miss that 56k dial up sound and the Windows 95 login screen.
Posted by Marktastic86
Pismo Beach, CA
Member since Dec 2020
12588 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 4:41 pm to
quote:

How much time do you have left on your America Online 100 free hours CD? I do miss that 56k dial up sound and the Windows 95 login screen.

Was this even funny in your head?
Posted by CamNewtonsDress
Member since Mar 2024
411 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 4:43 pm to
quote:

Discuss


You fricking suck
Posted by BigBro
Member since Jul 2021
8200 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 5:19 pm to
quote:

Texas chokes again.

Great analysis. Do you have a newsletter I can subscribe to?
Posted by lsudave1
Baton Metairie
Member since Jan 2005
7359 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 6:02 pm to
LSU is good
Everyone else sucks PP
That is my haiku
Posted by RoscoeSanCarlos
Member since Oct 2017
1340 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 6:14 pm to
Bama is now a basketball school. Football is hence forth an afterthought.
Posted by TN Tygah
Member since Nov 2023
1907 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 8:13 pm to
quote:

You fricking suck


quote:

CamNewtonsDress


I wrote this for you:

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