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re: Doesnt look like Johnny Football is getting better
Posted on 1/3/17 at 5:40 pm to Tridentds
Posted on 1/3/17 at 5:40 pm to Tridentds
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Doubt he lives to see his 30th birthday.
unfortunately I have to agree with your assessment. I thought he was the most exciting player in college football that I had seen in my lifetime. But what a sad story now. His parents need to get involved with this kid now.
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Posted on 1/3/17 at 5:46 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
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He's statistically the best player in SEC history,
Get back on your meds.
Posted on 1/3/17 at 5:46 pm to AU24
Looks like he's been chewing on his ear
Posted on 1/3/17 at 5:47 pm to old man tiger
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His parents need to get involved with this kid now.
You're kidding, right? His parents are just waiting on the life insurance payment to clear.
As soon as that dries up, Meri will be on every casting couch there is before signing with Brazzers.
This post was edited on 1/3/17 at 6:05 pm
Posted on 1/3/17 at 5:48 pm to mikrit54
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Can't even make the Heisman House commercials.
Why is that? Is Nissan not allowing him or is he just not interested? I didn't even realize he wasn't in those commercials until you mentioned it.
Posted on 1/3/17 at 5:48 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
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I'm pretty sure he has the top three games all time in total offense and know for sure he has the top two seasons all time in total offense, just for starters. He's statistically the best player in SEC history, and it is hilarious how mad it still makes people
No one is mad. This is just sad. The kid needs help.
Posted on 1/3/17 at 5:48 pm to AU24
Heroin.
Not coke, not alcohol.
That's a fricking heroin junkie right there.
Not coke, not alcohol.
That's a fricking heroin junkie right there.
Posted on 1/3/17 at 5:49 pm to MykTide
I would imagine they know he's a train wreck. 
Posted on 1/3/17 at 5:50 pm to MykTide
That would be an incredible comedy skit.
Only snl sucks. Who could do it?
Only snl sucks. Who could do it?
Posted on 1/3/17 at 5:51 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
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ShaneTheLegLechler
Are you guys SEC? Or a stray that was taken in for a few minutes?
Posted on 1/3/17 at 5:53 pm to AU24
I used to be mad at him for wasting his talent, now I just feel sorry for him and expect things to end badly. A pretty depressing situation.
Posted on 1/3/17 at 5:54 pm to AU24
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Posted on 1/3/17 at 5:56 pm to AU24
He looks like he's in his mid 40's already. Sad. 
Posted on 1/3/17 at 5:57 pm to AU24
Awe, so sad.
Moving on.
Moving on.
Posted on 1/3/17 at 5:58 pm to old man tiger
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Doubt he lives to see his 30th birthday.
unfortunately I have to agree with your assessment. I thought he was the most exciting player in college football that I had seen in my lifetime. But what a sad story now. His parents need to get involved with this kid now.
He just turned 24. He won't see 26.
A quarter century is about the max someone can get away with being a loser before the Grim Reaper comes calling.
Posted on 1/3/17 at 5:59 pm to John0321
On a brighter note, Ryan Leaf has done a complete 180 with his life since getting out of prison. Gotta feel good for him.
This post was edited on 1/3/17 at 6:00 pm
Posted on 1/3/17 at 5:59 pm to John0321
quote:They look like the cover models for Mens Health magazine by comparison.
He's in Ryan Leaf/Todd Marinovich territory now.
Posted on 1/3/17 at 6:00 pm to UF
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He just turned 24. He won't see 26.
28 is the magic year for junkies.
I don't know why, it is just a pattern.
Posted on 1/3/17 at 6:01 pm to deeprig9
DudePerfect should do an intervention. And video it and put it on the internet for all of us.
Posted on 1/3/17 at 6:03 pm to deeprig9
he looks terrible
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