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re: Does Eli Drinkwitz even know where he is?

Posted on 12/10/19 at 12:46 pm to
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
22953 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 12:46 pm to
I've never seen the guy....does his GF only have 1 BF besides him or does he let her have multiple?
Posted by JesusQuintana
St Louis
Member since Oct 2013
33366 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 12:52 pm to
I’d probably cry too if I was a 60 yr old career assistant.

One guy is shocked he finally got a job and the other one expects to be there.

My daughter also cries when she is tired so there’s that as well
Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
44071 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 1:09 pm to
Why Drinkwitz, when you can just Sipowicz...?

Posted by hilltophog
Fayetteville, Arkansas
Member since Sep 2016
1619 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 1:12 pm to
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With as rich as Arkansas always says they are its amazing that Mizzou has a higher budget for coaches isn’t it?

You are stealing from university funds to do so. Not something to brag about - especially knowing that your safe space students will be rioting once they find out.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 1:13 pm to
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DuckTalesLOL

Sick burn
Posted by TigerCruise
Virginia Beach, VA
Member since Oct 2013
11898 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 1:13 pm to
shite happens all the time.

Look at Ole boy Bryce Harper bringing Championships to DC LOL
Posted by JohnnyU
Florida
Member since Nov 2006
12350 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 1:18 pm to
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We’ll pay more in buyouts this year than you’ll pay Eli .



So rich donors but very stupid and really shitty at hiring coaches or negotiating contracts.
Well done, pig man. Cosmo Kramer is looking for you.
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 1:19 pm to
Their official football account tweeted a pic of the wrong coach introducing him as Drinkwitz.

So Mizzou doesn't know who their coach is and their coach doesn't know they're in the SEC.

Sure fire recipe for success right damn there.
Posted by hilltophog
Fayetteville, Arkansas
Member since Sep 2016
1619 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 1:34 pm to
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negotiating contracts.
We were very stupid - especially regarding buyouts.

BUT we did so with our own funds. We are still making money instead of losing it. Our donors never quit. We are in the process of improving our baseball facilities and have already had donors step up and pay half the cost. All of our athletics are self funded and don’t rely on tax money or student fees.

Meanwhile Mizzou is losing money. They are stealing from their university and putting themselves in a tough situation. They better win quick or they’ll have to steal more from their students.
This post was edited on 12/10/19 at 1:35 pm
Posted by Cadello
Eunice
Member since Dec 2007
47795 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 1:39 pm to
I’m still laughing
Posted by Mizzou Mule
St. Charles County, Missou-rah
Member since Sep 2014
3072 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 1:48 pm to
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Dude looks like an accountant, not a football coach.


Moneyball!!! How did that turn out?
Posted by Tiger_Claw
Little Rock, AR
Member since Nov 2013
5125 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 1:51 pm to
Now the press conferences have come to a close. This is the rating:

1. Mizzou
2. Ole Miss






























3. Arkansas

Looking forward to kicking your arse again next season. That being said, maybe you guys will actually win a conference game in a year or two?
Posted by JohnnyU
Florida
Member since Nov 2006
12350 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 9:28 pm to
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You are stealing from university funds to do so.


I think Missouri probably has better accounting practices than Arkansas. There are any number of articles that report on the unreliability of College athletic funding financial statements.

Arkansas fans exaggerate everything regarding their athletic prowess and resources.

Your coaching search was much like the ending to the 2018 CWS....”I got it, I got it...you take it....aww frick...we just R-kan-sawed!”
Posted by cypressbrake3
Member since Oct 2014
3681 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 9:45 pm to
Is this Drunkwort fellow really a football coach?

He sure looks like the guy who tried to sell me life insurance a year ago.
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
12620 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 9:49 pm to
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Mizzou has a higher budget


And so much to show for it.
Posted by Jellyham
Member since Dec 2019
426 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 9:49 pm to
Does Gus’s hand out press speeches to these guys? This sounded a lot like Morris’s a couple years ago. Only Morris is at least smart enough to remember where he was at.
Posted by MIZ_COU
I'm right here
Member since Oct 2013
13771 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 10:18 pm to
It's easy enough to confuse the sun belt with the SEC. You just have to remember the sun belt is where the smart people go to school
Posted by OleManDixon
Lexington
Member since Jan 2018
9234 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 10:21 pm to
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Now the press conferences have come to a close. This is the rating:


Nothing says confidence in your own hire like rating press conference performances.
Posted by IkeTurnur
The Lou
Member since Nov 2019
28 posts
Posted on 12/11/19 at 9:18 am to
Arkansas is a Sunbelt program.
Posted by Stripes314
St. Louis
Member since Oct 2011
5033 posts
Posted on 12/11/19 at 9:21 am to
Native Son of Arkansas, but chose Missouri over yall. That shite must really hurt.
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