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re: Does anyone seriously believe that Texas was the one ducking A&M now?
Posted on 1/15/22 at 1:37 pm to KaiserSoze99
Posted on 1/15/22 at 1:37 pm to KaiserSoze99
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LSU will forever be known as the 0-5 bitchouts.
you mean they will be known as the greatest National Champion season ever. What has aggy ever won of consequent? Nothing 
All hat no cattle aggy where jokes write themselves.
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Posted on 1/15/22 at 1:59 pm to 0x2102
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you mean they will be known as the greatest National Champion season ever. What has aggy ever won of consequent? Nothing
All hat no cattle aggy where jokes write themselves.
You would never have SNIFFED a national championship if you swamp pussies hadn't BITCHED OUT after going 0-5.
Bravely rode swamp pussies
home and home with mean aggy
they were not afraid, afraid
oh brave swamp pussies
they were not the least bit scared
to be beat 5 times to none
brave brave brave brave swamp pussies
They were not the least bit scared
to be beat in nasty ways
Or to have their eyes gouged out,
And their elbows broken.
To have their kneecaps split
And their bodies burned away,
And their limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave swamp pussies.
… Their heads smashed in
And their hearts cut out
And their livers removed
And their bowls unplugged
And their nostrils raped
And their bottoms burnt off
And their penises......
(0-5 happens)
Swamp pussies ran away
("no we didn't")
bravely ran from their contract
("no")
When aggy beat them A to Zed,
They bravely turned their tails and fled.
("I never!")
When aggy gave an 0-5 rout
Swamp pussies quickly chickened out.
Posted on 1/15/22 at 2:09 pm to MackDaddyBrown
Of course it was tu ducking A&M. Can you blame tu? They got absolutely punked, they were never the national brand they thought they were, and they realized that Daddy Aggy was passing them by so much that they had to beg to join the SEC to stifle our momentum.
At any time tu could have tried to make a super conference out West with USC and OU but instead they are joining the SEC because A&M was humiliating them so badly. They’d rather share our spotlight than stand alone in their own. Think about that.
At any time tu could have tried to make a super conference out West with USC and OU but instead they are joining the SEC because A&M was humiliating them so badly. They’d rather share our spotlight than stand alone in their own. Think about that.
Posted on 1/15/22 at 3:13 pm to TeLeFaWx
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Of course it was tu ducking A&M. Can you blame tu? They got absolutely punked, they were never the national brand they thought they were, and they realized that Daddy Aggy was passing them by so much that they had to beg to join the SEC to stifle our momentum.
Posted on 1/15/22 at 3:30 pm to Old Sarge
quote:Lol you're making fun of the guy that proved your desperate, fabricated fact wrong?
Lol, I was wrong but you missed the mark way worse that I did in the last 50 years you have 20 victories vs Aggie 19
A one game edge
quote:And the guy that schooled your arse was a 6 year old???
Are you 6?
I know aggies struggle with education and just general everyday intellect, but that was embarrassing even for you, Sarge
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