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re: Does anyone know if this is real or just someone trying to scam
Posted on 12/3/13 at 11:38 am to Gradual_Stroke
Posted on 12/3/13 at 11:38 am to Gradual_Stroke
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Just admit you can't afford to tip. It isn't a big deal or a surprise coming from a Bama fan.
I left a rather large tip in College Station earlier. Fine service out there. Pretty women.
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Posted on 12/3/13 at 11:38 am to Pettifogger
You put ketchup on your steak? Jesus fricking Christ.
Posted on 12/3/13 at 11:38 am to AllBamaDoesIsWin
This isn't real. I was the one who paid the bill, and I tipped her 5 bucks before I bitch slapped her and rubbed my junk in her face while making her recite all 15 national titles claimed by Alabama.
She missed 1941, so I slapped her back down and made her start over.
She missed 1941, so I slapped her back down and made her start over.
Posted on 12/3/13 at 11:39 am to AllBamaDoesIsWin
We enjoyed having y'all out here. Better fans than Auburn
Posted on 12/3/13 at 11:40 am to Crimson Legend
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She missed 1941
They always do.
Posted on 12/3/13 at 11:40 am to Gradual_Stroke
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We enjoyed having y'all out here. Better fans than Auburn
That is because we're at least somewhat literate. Auburn fans communicate through used toilet paper.
Posted on 12/3/13 at 11:42 am to Pettifogger
Who the hell orders a well done steak? This is more infuriating than anything I've read on the rant in a while.
Posted on 12/3/13 at 11:42 am to Gradual_Stroke
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You put ketchup on your steak? Jesus fricking Christ.
You're dumb. I'm impersonating a neck (bama fan).
Posted on 12/3/13 at 11:42 am to Alahunter
my money is on fake/scam. Too close and similar to the lesbian waitress' story.
Posted on 12/3/13 at 11:43 am to Gradual_Stroke
Seriously, well done gets you leather.
But medium is just sickening. Meet in the middle.
But medium is just sickening. Meet in the middle.
Posted on 12/3/13 at 11:43 am to Pettifogger
Ok thank god. I apologise.
Posted on 12/3/13 at 11:44 am to AllBamaDoesIsWin
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But medium is just sickening. Meet in the middle.
Uh, you order medium rare, like an adult. Unless you're forced to eat somewhere with "USDA approved beef."
You know it is good when it is approved by a government agency.
Posted on 12/3/13 at 11:44 am to AllBamaDoesIsWin
Medium is safe. I prefer medium rare, but I've ordered that before and gotten a raw slab of meat. I can stomach medium well if necessary, so I go with medium and roll with what they bring me.
If I am familiar with the place and know they'll actually cook it the way I order, I go with medium rare.
If I am familiar with the place and know they'll actually cook it the way I order, I go with medium rare.
Posted on 12/3/13 at 11:45 am to Crimson Legend
Eh, I'm a Medium Well guy because they never quite get it as cooked as you want it. Anything under that they give me a plate of raw mess.
Posted on 12/3/13 at 11:46 am to Pettifogger
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you order medium rare, like an adult
Yep. In Texas, ordering a well done steak will get you fired.
Posted on 12/3/13 at 11:52 am to Alahunter
Could be fake. Would not surprise if it is real though. I live in North Florida and it's hard to find any Auburn stuff around here. I drove up around Dothan after the 2010 season to get some NC stuff. I was wearing an Auburn shirt. I had a great-grandma walk up and say "frick you you cheating bastards". I had never seen her before or since. I couldn't help but laugh.
Posted on 12/3/13 at 11:53 am to Gradual_Stroke
In most Brazilian steakhouses, they serve you medium rare and expect you to like it. I don't ever remember being asked how I wanted it cooked.
When I die, I want to go eating at a Brazilian steakhouse with one of their waitresses under each arm.
When I die, I want to go eating at a Brazilian steakhouse with one of their waitresses under each arm.
Posted on 12/3/13 at 12:13 pm to Gradual_Stroke
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Jenny got AIDS, so it all evened out.
that's why she died?
Posted on 12/3/13 at 12:15 pm to Alahunter
So Forrest served Jennay a helping of aids.
Posted on 12/3/13 at 12:16 pm to MrAUTigers
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I had a great-grandma walk up and say "frick you you cheating bastards"
pwned by Grandma
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