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re: Dismukes (suspended) public intoxication
Posted on 8/25/12 at 10:55 am to TTsTowel
Posted on 8/25/12 at 10:55 am to TTsTowel
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I fully expected his name to be brought up after the arrest went public. There are too many retards on the SECr to let that slide by.
No doubt.
This is what would happen if the AU coaching staff walked into a convenience store owned by a fan of some random SEC team:
Trooper Taylor would walk over to the "Cold Drinks" section and stand there as he pondered which 20 oz. soft drink to buy. Just because he's Trooper Taylor, the owner would walk over beside him and watch him closely to make sure he wasn't "stealing."
Meanwhile, the remaining members of our coaching staff, lurking near the counter, go behind the counter and steal every carton of cigarettes in the joint and take off out the front door. After Trooper selects his soft drink of choice, he and the owner begin walking toward the counter when the owner glances behind the counter and realizes his cigarettes have been stolen.
Trooper pulls out $2 to pay for his drink and
leaves.
I swear that would happen if it were outside of Auburn.
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Posted on 8/25/12 at 10:55 am to TheSandman
What the frick was he doing to get arrested for public intox in Auburn? That takes some serious commitment to dumbfrickery.
Posted on 8/25/12 at 10:56 am to Big Bam
If any of you Auburn fans were to list the top 5 OL on Auburn's team, what would the order be?
Posted on 8/25/12 at 10:57 am to RockyMtnTigerWDE
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It's not my fault Auburn's players continue to frick up, it's the coaches. Why did I mention TT? As I stated in my post you ignorant frick, he's the face of your damn football program everywhere but Lee County.
Wow, you're an idiot.
Have fun living this life of yours.
This post was edited on 8/25/12 at 10:59 am
Posted on 8/25/12 at 10:57 am to AUTiger5
Why you getting mad at me? Wtf over?
Posted on 8/25/12 at 10:58 am to Big Bam
Robinson
Dismukes
Westerman (on talent alone)
Slade
Kozan
Dismukes
Westerman (on talent alone)
Slade
Kozan
Posted on 8/25/12 at 10:59 am to allin2010
What do you get when you sober up a drunken racist?
Posted on 8/25/12 at 10:59 am to allin2010
My opinion on this is: It's AU problem they'll gave to deal with in a suitable matter.
What I'm about to say next isn't just towards AU but I will have an example from them so just calm down when you read it.
I find it very sad lately that players from all around are getting themselves into trouble. Now I can't judge them too hard because I've been in those situations and had to dig myself out. (never a PI though. Not judging just saying I've been in trouble before.) When I hear about all these types of situations going down, it makes me want to go on a speaking tour and let all these athletes know that it's 10x as hard to get your shite together after you've messed up then it is to have a free ride at life sitting in front of you. I never had that freebie and it was pretty tough by itself. Realise what you have and take advantage of it.
Now to the example. I remember in early 08 Alabama had a new signee mug someone on campus. For the life I can't even remember his name but that goes to what I said up top. Don't throw your freebie away for twenty one dollars. When that story hit Tubs was still at Auburn and everyone was making a comparison on who he had only one arrest since he had been there and that was during his first year. Now over the past two years AU has had quite a few more than just one and as someone already stated earlier this isn't supposed to be the norm down there. Players have to realise when you're not on the field it's not a game. And coaches have to teach them that because this is a period in their lives where they have to learn to become an adult. With parents not there to give them a little bit of guidance that is sometimes needed coaches have to be the ones to do that.
What I'm about to say next isn't just towards AU but I will have an example from them so just calm down when you read it.
I find it very sad lately that players from all around are getting themselves into trouble. Now I can't judge them too hard because I've been in those situations and had to dig myself out. (never a PI though. Not judging just saying I've been in trouble before.) When I hear about all these types of situations going down, it makes me want to go on a speaking tour and let all these athletes know that it's 10x as hard to get your shite together after you've messed up then it is to have a free ride at life sitting in front of you. I never had that freebie and it was pretty tough by itself. Realise what you have and take advantage of it.
Now to the example. I remember in early 08 Alabama had a new signee mug someone on campus. For the life I can't even remember his name but that goes to what I said up top. Don't throw your freebie away for twenty one dollars. When that story hit Tubs was still at Auburn and everyone was making a comparison on who he had only one arrest since he had been there and that was during his first year. Now over the past two years AU has had quite a few more than just one and as someone already stated earlier this isn't supposed to be the norm down there. Players have to realise when you're not on the field it's not a game. And coaches have to teach them that because this is a period in their lives where they have to learn to become an adult. With parents not there to give them a little bit of guidance that is sometimes needed coaches have to be the ones to do that.
Posted on 8/25/12 at 10:59 am to Big Bam
quote:Somebody mad.
post you ignorant frick
Posted on 8/25/12 at 11:00 am to northalabamacracker
A cracker from North Alabama.
Posted on 8/25/12 at 11:02 am to TheSandman
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Robinson
Dismukes
Westerman (on talent alone)
Slade
Kozan
You could just as well list Dismukes at one. Robinson and Dismukes are 1a and 1b IMO. My point is that Dismukes should be a leader on this team. His position makes Dismukes the most important player on the OL. Doesn't he make the blocking assignments at the line?
Posted on 8/25/12 at 11:06 am to Big Bam
I don't know a thing about TT's off field behavior,but when I watch an AU football game I see him with the backwards hat,loose pants and waiving that towel.
I'm sure he's a great guy but he just doesn't show it when I or the rest of the nation see''s him.
I'm sure he's a great guy but he just doesn't show it when I or the rest of the nation see''s him.
Posted on 8/25/12 at 11:07 am to Big Bam
Westerman hasn't played yet, don't know if he's any good or not. See: Love
Posted on 8/25/12 at 11:09 am to thatguy1892
Tubs had very few arrests because the Auburn Police were glorified babysitters. Their players were getting into all kinds of stuff, but the cops weren't shiteaters and were willing to help them out.
Tuscaloosa Police, on the other hand, suck balls.
Tuscaloosa Police, on the other hand, suck balls.
Posted on 8/25/12 at 11:12 am to Tuscaloosa
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Tuscaloosa Police, on the other hand, suck balls.
Posted on 8/25/12 at 11:13 am to Tuscaloosa
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the cops weren't shiteaters and were willing to help them out. Tuscaloosa Police, on the other hand, suck balls.
How pathetically sad.
I'd rather have "shiteaters" enforcing the law equally than letting some already egocentric child get away with dealing drugs, dui, beating his girl friend just so we can scream for him on Saturday.
He is helping them out by arresting them and teaching them that behavior isnt tolerated.
Posted on 8/25/12 at 11:16 am to Tuscaloosa
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Tubs had very few arrests because the Auburn Police were glorified babysitters. Their players were getting into all kinds of stuff, but the cops weren't shiteaters and were willing to help them out.
Tuscaloosa Police, on the other hand, suck balls
Well then what changed other than coaching staff? Why would AUPD go after Chizik's players and not Tubs. That doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
And yes I know TPD sucks. But luckily for me I have a few friends on the force now.
Posted on 8/25/12 at 11:19 am to thirdlawson
The closest I came to getting arrested in college was the week I got my wisdom teeth pulled out. I was fricked up on loratabs the following 3 or 4 days after surgery. I drank like one beer that night and I tried to ring a balcony in the building next door. I left about a 4th of the beer in the bottom for weight. I threw it and the beer banged off their door. The stupid bitches that lived there called the police on me. The police showed up and knocked on the door and they asked who threw it. I finally walked outside. They told me they were going to arrest me if they had to come back again. 
Posted on 8/25/12 at 11:19 am to stat19
When do we think we will hear an announcement from Chiz about it?
Posted on 8/25/12 at 11:19 am to allin2010
Bond is too high.
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