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Definitive Ranking of SEC Bowl Game Trophies WON This Year
Posted on 1/5/15 at 9:47 pm
Posted on 1/5/15 at 9:47 pm
Thanks to the SECw, this won't be a list ranking ALL of the POSSIBlLE SEC Bowl Game Trophies. However, I thought we should go ahead and put together a ranking list of the Bowl Game trophies won this year.
1. Independence Duck Commander Trophy - Size, Stars&Bars, Screaming/Soaring Eagle, Fleur de Lis, Bronze Football, Oak, Duck Commander....this is the single greatest irrelvant Bowl Trophy of All Time.
2. Liberty Bell Trophy - Unique design, patriotic symbol, would fit on most D1 HC's desk. Will ring like freedom if you hit it right.
3. Robert C McNair Texas Bowl -called the "Bob" by its friends. Best part is it was named after a great man in football. Too big for a D1 HC desk. Solid height with detachable top/bowl.
4. Belk Bowl Trophy - It's another crystal football trophy with a shiny silver base. It's the closest that team has been to a crystal football in 35 years, so it's kinda a big deal.
5. Buffalo Wild Wings Citrus Bowl trophy - Really it just looks like an incomplete fruit basket. Size is good, Chicken Wings are good, named after a guy who did a lot of work for Children's Hosptital's so that's nice. Also it's nice that the players get to take fruit with them, b/c those yankees are probably used to can orange juice this time of year.
6. TaxSlayer Bowl Trophy - Arguably could be number won as the team that won this trophy hasn't seen any kind of trophy in over 7 years. Shiney football, would fit in most carry-on luggage.
7. Birmingham Bowl Trophy - Basically i't like a small silver "You Were Here" billboard. Probably the least spectacular of all bowl game trophies.
1. Independence Duck Commander Trophy - Size, Stars&Bars, Screaming/Soaring Eagle, Fleur de Lis, Bronze Football, Oak, Duck Commander....this is the single greatest irrelvant Bowl Trophy of All Time.
2. Liberty Bell Trophy - Unique design, patriotic symbol, would fit on most D1 HC's desk. Will ring like freedom if you hit it right.
3. Robert C McNair Texas Bowl -called the "Bob" by its friends. Best part is it was named after a great man in football. Too big for a D1 HC desk. Solid height with detachable top/bowl.
4. Belk Bowl Trophy - It's another crystal football trophy with a shiny silver base. It's the closest that team has been to a crystal football in 35 years, so it's kinda a big deal.
5. Buffalo Wild Wings Citrus Bowl trophy - Really it just looks like an incomplete fruit basket. Size is good, Chicken Wings are good, named after a guy who did a lot of work for Children's Hosptital's so that's nice. Also it's nice that the players get to take fruit with them, b/c those yankees are probably used to can orange juice this time of year.
6. TaxSlayer Bowl Trophy - Arguably could be number won as the team that won this trophy hasn't seen any kind of trophy in over 7 years. Shiney football, would fit in most carry-on luggage.
7. Birmingham Bowl Trophy - Basically i't like a small silver "You Were Here" billboard. Probably the least spectacular of all bowl game trophies.
Posted on 1/5/15 at 9:49 pm to CockInYourEar
That Citrus Bowl trophy is terrible. I would put that second to last.
Posted on 1/5/15 at 9:50 pm to CockInYourEar
Citrus Bowl trophy is shite.
Posted on 1/5/15 at 9:53 pm to JesusQuintana
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Citrus Bowl trophy is shite.
Design is not great, but it got a bonus point for being connected to philanthropy.
Posted on 1/5/15 at 9:55 pm to CockInYourEar
Actually like the Tax Slayer trophy the best.
Posted on 1/5/15 at 9:58 pm to CockInYourEar
Citrus Bowl trophy is an extremely shitty ripoff of the Orange Bowl
Posted on 1/5/15 at 10:34 pm to CockInYourEar
Texas Bowl trophy isn't even a trophy. It's like a large 70s style ashtray. Citrus sucks as well.
Move Texas to 6th, Citrus to 5th, Taxslayer to 4th
Move Texas to 6th, Citrus to 5th, Taxslayer to 4th
Posted on 1/5/15 at 10:36 pm to CockInYourEar
that Independence trophy looks like what they gave the winner of the World War
Posted on 1/6/15 at 7:35 am to Latarian
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that Independence trophy looks like what they gave the winner of the World War
damn right, 'Merica!

Posted on 1/6/15 at 7:40 am to CockInYourEar
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Birmingham Bowl Trophy - Basically i't like a small silver "You Were Here" billboard.
That's funny stuff. Well done.

Posted on 1/6/15 at 7:41 am to CockInYourEar
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It's the closest that team has been to a crystal football in 35 years, so it's kinda a big deal.
Nb4...well you know damn well what they'll say

Posted on 1/6/15 at 8:44 am to CockInYourEar
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Stars&Bars
That's the Betsy Ross flag...
not the Stars and Bars
Posted on 1/6/15 at 8:49 am to CNB
Nicely done.
Here's a preview of our national championship trophy next year, placed strategically between the 2011 and 2012 crystals:
Here's a preview of our national championship trophy next year, placed strategically between the 2011 and 2012 crystals:
Posted on 1/6/15 at 8:50 am to KajunGator
This is NOT the stars and bars.
This is:
Posted on 1/6/15 at 8:52 am to hg
BHAM Bowl trophy looks like they found a piece of flashing on the side of the road and stuck it on a base.
Posted on 1/6/15 at 8:55 am to CockInYourEar
That Duck Commander Bowl trophy is awesome
Posted on 1/6/15 at 9:03 am to CockInYourEar
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It's the closest that team has been to a crystal football in 35 years, so it's kinda a big deal.
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South Carolina fan
stopped reading
guess that Duck trophy will fill this up nicely

Posted on 1/6/15 at 9:05 am to CockInYourEar
Indy Bowl is best trophy.
Posted on 1/6/15 at 9:32 am to DawgCountry
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guess that Duck trophy will fill this up nicely
Tell me more about that time you witnessed UGA win a championship grandpa.
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