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re: Dear Bama Fans Attending the Iron Bowl
Posted on 11/26/08 at 1:20 pm to Jim bulldog man
Posted on 11/26/08 at 1:20 pm to Jim bulldog man
Thanks Georgia fan!
Bama's players have called this year "Revenge Tour 08".
It started with Your Team and ends about 6PM central at Bryant-Denny.
"The Thrill of Victory; Bama wins
"The Agony of Defeat"
The barn gets Hosed by the Gumps.
Oh the total embarresment on National TV.....Tubbs having a Jerking Hissy fit As The Bammers laugh at him..No more T-Shirts with "Got 7" No more calling Bryant-Denny "Jordan Hare West" No Bowl game....the only thing left is tubbs hangs his head in total disgrace..walks to the center of the Field to meet Coach Saban...and tries to speak the words; "Good Game Coach" Then Saban tells him "It'll be fine Tommy..Once I get another #1 recruiting class like this year we'll see you at your place next year" "Have a Great day..Remember Jesus Loves You"!
Bama's players have called this year "Revenge Tour 08".
It started with Your Team and ends about 6PM central at Bryant-Denny.
"The Thrill of Victory; Bama wins
"The Agony of Defeat"
The barn gets Hosed by the Gumps.
Oh the total embarresment on National TV.....Tubbs having a Jerking Hissy fit As The Bammers laugh at him..No more T-Shirts with "Got 7" No more calling Bryant-Denny "Jordan Hare West" No Bowl game....the only thing left is tubbs hangs his head in total disgrace..walks to the center of the Field to meet Coach Saban...and tries to speak the words; "Good Game Coach" Then Saban tells him "It'll be fine Tommy..Once I get another #1 recruiting class like this year we'll see you at your place next year" "Have a Great day..Remember Jesus Loves You"!
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Posted on 11/26/08 at 1:31 pm to TIGERSby10
Thought I would pass along this upcoming memo from Tubs...
Dear Goathumpers,
I have reviewed the plan for expansion to our western stadium and would like to express my approval. I will be in town Saturday to inspect your current upkeep of my field. Assuming it is to my satisfaction, I will give the green light for the expansion plans. As you know I have throughly enjoyed my previous 4 visits. I have to admit while I enjoy the walk of champions (it always gives me a good chuckle before the game), I have decided that it is only proper that you have a statue in my honor. After all, I do own your asses. Our engineering students will have it ready and delivered for the game this weekend. Once again thank you for being such good hosts and caring for my field (esp this year with that lard arse you call a nose tackle running around).
Signed,
Papa Tubs
Dear Goathumpers,
I have reviewed the plan for expansion to our western stadium and would like to express my approval. I will be in town Saturday to inspect your current upkeep of my field. Assuming it is to my satisfaction, I will give the green light for the expansion plans. As you know I have throughly enjoyed my previous 4 visits. I have to admit while I enjoy the walk of champions (it always gives me a good chuckle before the game), I have decided that it is only proper that you have a statue in my honor. After all, I do own your asses. Our engineering students will have it ready and delivered for the game this weekend. Once again thank you for being such good hosts and caring for my field (esp this year with that lard arse you call a nose tackle running around).
Signed,
Papa Tubs
This post was edited on 11/26/08 at 1:33 pm
Posted on 11/26/08 at 1:36 pm to TenTex
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Dear Bama Fans Attending the Iron Bowl
We, LSU, have no QB. Clemson has no team. Bama's win against Georgia is the most impressive win. Of course Georgia saved their best choke job for Bama this year.
But you have Mess Liles and his coaching genius...
Posted on 11/26/08 at 1:58 pm to KPCrimson
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27-21
LSU won last 5 of 6
Posted on 11/26/08 at 2:09 pm to RlTde2
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No more calling Bryant-Denny "Jordan Hare West"
One win in six games won't remove the Jordan-Hare West moniker. Win this year and in 2010 and we may consider at least giving you guys 50% ownership.
Posted on 11/26/08 at 2:11 pm to PJinAtl
2/7 is 28.5% ownership. The gumps have a ways to go.
Posted on 11/26/08 at 2:25 pm to LuckyBS
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But you have Mess Liles and his coaching genius...
yet our idiot beat your genius last year and almost again this year
Posted on 11/26/08 at 2:33 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83
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2/7 is 28.5% ownership. The gumps have a ways to go.
I went to Auburn, so my math skills aren't what they should be.
I figure if they win a couple of games there we can give them 50% ownership. I mean with the current real estate climate does Auburn really need a large piece of land/building in an undesirable neighborhood?
Posted on 11/26/08 at 3:03 pm to PJinAtl
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does Auburn really need a large piece of land/building in an undesirable neighborhood?
Posted on 11/26/08 at 3:03 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83
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Have to admit, that did not inspire a lot of confidence.
Of course I know what he is saying. That said, Tubs seems to be pretty confident in the interviews I have seen of him.
I would be pretty confident in an interview too, if I knew my job was secured by a $6 million buy out.
Posted on 11/26/08 at 3:21 pm to Cheetah Flex
quote:Past. But thankfully for you though b/c it allowed you to make the series look respectable. From 1990-1999 we won 7 of 10. Since you brought up the past, not me, as is usually the case around here, one or the other set of tigers bringing up the past, do you want me to talk about "Bama don't lose in Baton Rouge!" You've beaten us in Bryant-Denny West (Thanks Aubies) 3 times in what 40 years? Enough with LSU, this is freakin Iron Bowl week......
LSU won last 5 of 6
Ok Aubies, here we go. The last 6 years you have beaten us by a combined total of 47 points. If Bama wins, say 49-0, therefore beating you worse in one game than you have beaten us in 6 years total, can we have Bryant-Denny back, or do you still own it?
Posted on 11/26/08 at 4:14 pm to KPCrimson
quote:Anyone.....anyone.....
Ok Aubies, here we go. The last 6 years you have beaten us by a combined total of 47 points. If Bama wins, say 49-0, therefore beating you worse in one game than you have beaten us in 6 years total, can we have Bryant-Denny back, or do you still own it?
Posted on 11/26/08 at 4:21 pm to KPCrimson
Still ours. If that was to happen AND we fired Tubs, then I suppose you can have it back. We are keeping Tubby though.
Posted on 11/26/08 at 4:24 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83
Can we at least change the name back to Bryant-Denny? Tell you what we will call it Tubby's field at Bryant-Denny Stadium. How about that?
Posted on 11/26/08 at 4:26 pm to KPCrimson
Only if you win this year. If you win 2 in a row we will share ownership. Like the other Aubie said, it is in an undesirable location.
Posted on 11/26/08 at 4:28 pm to The Ramp
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But you have Mess Liles and his coaching genius...
yet our idiot beat your genius last year and almost again this year
Mess Liles in a nut shell
Posted on 11/26/08 at 6:19 pm to LuckyBS
Les (The Hat) Miles.....A legend in his own mind...
Tubberville...When you Positivley absolutely need to Screw it up.
Tony Franlin...Kin To Elmer Fudd
Fulmer (Doing Pepsi commercial) "Pepsi Cola hits the Spot..20 full ounces That's a Lot!..Tastes Like shirte..Looks like Ink!..Pepsi Cola is a Retard Drink"!
"Whew I'm glad that's over Give me a Box of Little Debbie's that wore me out..DUH"
Tubberville...When you Positivley absolutely need to Screw it up.
Tony Franlin...Kin To Elmer Fudd
Fulmer (Doing Pepsi commercial) "Pepsi Cola hits the Spot..20 full ounces That's a Lot!..Tastes Like shirte..Looks like Ink!..Pepsi Cola is a Retard Drink"!
"Whew I'm glad that's over Give me a Box of Little Debbie's that wore me out..DUH"
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