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Current state of the SEC Rant

Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:29 am
Posted by ExtraSpecial
Music City
Member since Dec 2018
2128 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:29 am
By team affiliation

Alabama: Brainstorming all possible scenarios to make the CFP while simultaneously chastising certain Auburn and LSU fans for mocking Tua

Arkansas: Celebrating the firing of Chad Morris; have rekindled confidence in their fandom with the arrival of HOOPS season

Auburn: Feuding with each other about the quality of their enigmatic head coach; delirious about their basketball team's performance thus far

Florida: Occasionally surface the swamp to chomp at Georgia fans

Georgia: Creating threads to inform other posters about their pending victory over LSU in the SECCG

Kentucky: In hiding after losing to Evansville

LSU: Telling other posters that 1) they are all scared of LSU and 2) Saban is a selfish prick

Mississippi State: Talking about other teams in order to eschew talking about their own

Missouri: Pretending they never acted like their team had the East in the bag three months ago

Ole Miss: Last sightings include some self-deprecating jabs at their program. Also take a liking to reminding everyone else that they do, in fact, have one good player

South Carolina: On suicide watch

Tennessee: In a state of delirium in that they now think Jeremy may be a decent coach after all

Texas A&M: The usual lame troll threads. Nothing new

Vanderbilt: Have you seen any of these on here? Maybe they're too smart to waste their time on this shitshow forum.
This post was edited on 11/19/19 at 12:58 am
Posted by Capo Losi
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2016
2193 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:33 am to
Good summary. You forgot LSU fans asking how fast Plumlee's 40 time is though.
Posted by 7nette
Member since Nov 2015
4909 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:34 am to
Idk what rant you’ve been reading but the one I’m looking at is nothing but threads about being scared to play us.
Posted by FightingTigers7
Metairie
Member since Jan 2012
1251 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:36 am to
Bruh I swear Plumlee runs a sub 4.00 forty
Posted by ExtraSpecial
Music City
Member since Dec 2018
2128 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:36 am to
This doesn't ring a bell?

"You sound scared."
Posted by 7nette
Member since Nov 2015
4909 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:38 am to
If they sound scared they sound scared, nothing I can do but point it out.
Posted by Capo Losi
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2016
2193 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:39 am to
Its unspoken. Clemson and UGA have been infected with it and have begun lashing out because of the fear they feel deep in their scrotum.
Posted by PrimetimeDaBoss
Swag City, USA
Member since Oct 2008
7144 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:40 am to
Georgia sounds scared.
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
13416 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:41 am to
Yep. Looks about right.
Posted by Bill_M
NW Georgia
Member since Oct 2019
369 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:41 am to
I'm in the state of Georgia.
My state of mental health is questionable.
My state of grace is floundering.
All in all not too bad.
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21506 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:49 am to
quote:

Good summary. You forgot LSU fans asking how fast Plumlee's 40 time is though.


Smallville High really misses Plumlee.
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:50 am to


Pretty close. I’d add that Georgia posters are like this



trying to find stats about their defense.
Posted by The_Ultimate_Warrior
Member since Mar 2019
5732 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:58 am to
quote:

Missouri: Pretending they never acted like their team had the East in the bag three months ago



cHeCk In If u ThInK Joe Burrow Is BeTtEr tHaN Kaylie Bryent!!!!!!!! We gun revisit this in 7 months to laugh at you!!!!!!!
Posted by Othello
the Neptonian Steel Mines
Member since Aug 2013
22925 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 1:16 am to
Posted by Cobb Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
9804 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 3:44 am to
quote:

Tennessee: In a state of delirium in that they now think Jeremy may be a decent coach after all


I hope Tenner fans are always happy with .500.
Posted by tigerspin
Member since Dec 2008
1683 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 3:58 am to
Good work

I think the SECRant needs a quarterly team update like this
This post was edited on 11/19/19 at 10:23 am
Posted by CollegeFBRules
Member since Oct 2008
24240 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 4:12 am to
Very well done.
Posted by rich4pres
Knoxville
Member since Dec 2016
9761 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 4:53 am to
quote:

hope Tenner fans are always happy with .500.

You are obsessed with Tennessee.
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
30857 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 6:06 am to
quote:

If they sound scared they sound scared, nothing I can do but point it out.


You sound scared. ;)
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 6:14 am to
Nailed it

quote:

Arkansas: Celebrating the firing of Chad Morris; have rekindled confidence in their fandom with the arrival of HOOPS season


And we’ve had a bye week so even more Christmas Eve-ish time to revel in the firing without any negative distractions.

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