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re: Corndog conversation for the off-season?

Posted on 1/29/19 at 6:44 pm to
Posted by Jumbo_Gumbo
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2015
5918 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 6:44 pm to
Why do Bama fans find their relatives attractive? Somethings just can’t be answered
Posted by A Lite
Member since Jan 2016
2401 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 6:46 pm to
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Smell her skin during heated sweating




I've never met this fine specimen of a woman but, I would assume her skin had a fragrance of roses and lollipops.

Her hair would likely smell of coconuts and sandalwood.

Her gracious and luxurious areas would most likely bring forth the aroma of milk and honey.

She's hot as frick.
This post was edited on 1/29/19 at 6:51 pm
Posted by Dalosaqy
I can't quite re
Member since Dec 2007
12766 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 6:46 pm to
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Why exactly do LSU fans smell like corndogs

Because 44-16.
Posted by SAINTS0321
Member since Jan 2016
3963 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 6:48 pm to
Yes..you are wrong..smell like corndogs because they eat corndogs like banshees
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
52889 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 7:00 pm to
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
22601 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 7:29 pm to
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I've thought about this one for awhile


If you had a life you wouldn't have wasted your time.

But to entertain you.... why does every bama fan look like the dad from Beverly Hillbillies?? Except bama fans have less teeth and smell like extremely bad body odor.
Posted by Nitro Express
Gulf Coast
Member since Jul 2018
17101 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 7:42 pm to
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LSU fans smell like corndogs


Posted by Bengals18
Breaux Bridge Louisiana
Member since Dec 2015
252 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 7:47 pm to
Looks like the typical Bama women I am accustomed to seeing. They all have the same genes.
Posted by Froman
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
37651 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 7:53 pm to
On a side note, why did the corn dog thing die out? I feel like it peaked when LSU fans started making corn dog shirts in purple and gold, but other than that, I guess it didn't really catch on outside of the Internet.
Posted by SabinBear
Member since Jan 2018
1145 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 8:12 pm to
Tiger Stadium always smells like corndogs. It's kinda pleasant.
Posted by Lines4LSU
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2019
2 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 8:14 pm to
I’ll tell you a secret of why we smell like corn dogs. It’s because your WifeSisters smell like corn dogs if you know what I’m saying.
Posted by GeauxtigersMs36
The coast
Member since Jan 2018
11449 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 8:17 pm to
Since your a bama fan honest question why do y’all have baseball games at 3 on a Friday to open the season?
Posted by SabinBear
Member since Jan 2018
1145 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 8:19 pm to
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Since your a bama fan honest question why do y’all have baseball games at 3 on a Friday to open the season?


What time would you like them to start?
Posted by GeauxtigersMs36
The coast
Member since Jan 2018
11449 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 8:22 pm to
If I was a fan atleast 6.
Posted by GeauxtigersMs36
The coast
Member since Jan 2018
11449 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 8:22 pm to
I forgot bama is a one sport school.
Posted by A Lite
Member since Jan 2016
2401 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 9:12 pm to
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Looks like the typical Bama women I am accustomed to seeing. They all have the same genes.


Do you like her big and beautiful tits?
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19174 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 9:28 pm to
Crazy world. Lots of smells.
Posted by MosesRAB93
Dallas area
Member since Apr 2014
340 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:56 pm to
Corndogs may not be accurate but the “mean drunk” characterization sure as hell is.
Posted by DesenselessPlayer
Member since Oct 2018
299 posts
Posted on 1/30/19 at 12:20 am to
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I've thought about this one for awhile, and I'm certain it's a mixture of cheap bourbon and Tony Cachere's exuding through the skin during heated sweating.



Yep. It’s the exact same reason Bama fans smell like shite.
Posted by CaptainKirk80
Richmond, Virginia
Member since Mar 2015
176 posts
Posted on 1/30/19 at 1:06 am to
Snore.
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