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Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:47 pm to CNB
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:47 pm to CNB
I'm sorry to the UF fan/student that passed out at our tailgate uninvited in 2007, and for stripping you down, throwing your clothes and shoes away which including your precious Tebow jersey, and leaving you butt naked and stranded. Your keys are somewhere in the St. John's River if you are looking for them.
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Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:47 pm to heartbreakTiger
I wouldn't go so low to key somebody's car. I have had it done to my truck before and had to repaint the whole side. I wouldn't want to cause that kind of damage to somebody's property.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:47 pm to heartbreakTiger
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Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:47 pm to heartbreakTiger
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maybe so but even small ninjas are powerful
Yeah! You know what's up!
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:47 pm to heartbreakTiger
You pissed in their chair on the beach?
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:48 pm to Dawgonit
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I'm sorry to the UF fan/student that passed out at our tailgate uninvited in 2007, and for stripping you down, throwing your clothes and shoes away which including your precious Tebow jersey, and leaving you butt naked and stranded. Your keys are somewhere in the St. John's River if you are looking for them.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:48 pm to Al Bundy Bulldog
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Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:48 pm to memphisplaya
yes it was one of those tailgate chairs. we came across a bunch of auburn ones and i threw all but one into the gulf and then pissed in that chair and left it. i really hope the auburn fans sat in it.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:49 pm to Dawgonit
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:49 pm to CNB
To the MSU fan parked in the parking lot last year: Sorry for pissing on your door handle to your car.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:50 pm to heartbreakTiger
just remembered:
- in 2008 to the alabama fans, i am sorry i spouting off a bunch of hillbilly/incest/bestiality slurs at you and your families. but the old lady next to me who was agreeing didn't help. cougar now doubt
- also in 2008, i would be sorry for calling one of your lady UF fans a dyke when she was roaming our empty half of the stadium talking shite but then one of your fans threw a beer bottle from a moving car at my head. so not sorry
- this spring break i am sorry UTSA fans. I didn't mean to break your cooler and say you all suck arse, but the UK fans were mad you wouldn't reply to their SEC chants and i wanted to help some SEC brothas out. captain morgan helped
- in 2008 to the alabama fans, i am sorry i spouting off a bunch of hillbilly/incest/bestiality slurs at you and your families. but the old lady next to me who was agreeing didn't help. cougar now doubt
- also in 2008, i would be sorry for calling one of your lady UF fans a dyke when she was roaming our empty half of the stadium talking shite but then one of your fans threw a beer bottle from a moving car at my head. so not sorry
- this spring break i am sorry UTSA fans. I didn't mean to break your cooler and say you all suck arse, but the UK fans were mad you wouldn't reply to their SEC chants and i wanted to help some SEC brothas out. captain morgan helped
This post was edited on 4/5/11 at 1:51 pm
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:50 pm to deltaland
Oh and I'm sorry also for taking pictures.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:50 pm to deltaland
some u fans got their cars attacked for not being able to park correctly in the hotel parking lot. its about the only time id go that low but when you park shitty i think you deserve bad things to happen to you.
those bad things happen to be a luggage rack and keys
those bad things happen to be a luggage rack and keys
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:50 pm to CNB
To the UGA fan that didnt come with his GF in 2004, sorry but she wanted it...and i gave it to her.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:51 pm to Dawgonit
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Dawgonit
you sir are a legend
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:51 pm to heartbreakTiger
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heartbreakTiger
GLad to see you harbor no ill feelings to Ole Miss fans.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:51 pm to parkjas2001
To all GA fans for the arse raping my favorite college team delivered to yours over the past 20+ years.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:51 pm to CNB
To the Florida fans in 1997. I'm sorry for putting an LSU bumper sticker on your car (100 of them) before the game.
To the Florida Equipment Truck driver, I'm sorry I put an LSU bumper sticker on the back of your truck as you pulled off campus. Well, I'm really not sorry.
To the Florida Equipment Truck driver, I'm sorry I put an LSU bumper sticker on the back of your truck as you pulled off campus. Well, I'm really not sorry.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:52 pm to heartbreakTiger
You're terrible
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:52 pm to heartbreakTiger
Yea i can't stand when somebody parks shitty and takes up two spots
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