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re: Confessions of an SEC fan
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:36 pm to DC RaiseHerBack
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:36 pm to DC RaiseHerBack
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Man, I'm too nice to be doing half the shite you guys do lol. Even when I'm drunk, I'm cuddly.
I only wanted to smack the little kid cuz he turned and smiled at me EVERY damn time Florida did something good. The time I felt my hand wanting to actually move was when Fish fumbled.
I guess about the closest I ever got to getting into a fight was at the UGA game in 2005, and that was my wife's fault. She had the same thing happen with some little shithead UGA kid running back and forth yelling "Auburn Sucks" at her. She jokingly says and motions to me and some friends that the next time he runs by, she oughta closeline him. Well of course, the little fricker saw and heard this and runs up to his 250lb. redneck dad who is all liquored up and wants to fight me and 5 of my Auburn buddies. Dude was even more pissed after the ending of that game.
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Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:37 pm to DC RaiseHerBack
I only act like that when I'm shooting straight whiskey, it's strange but if I get drunk on beer or slow drink mixed drinks then I'm fun to be around and just party it up. But straight whiskey hell no I'm lookin for trouble. 
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:38 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
to da u fan im not sorry me and my friend slammed a luggage cart into your truck.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:38 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
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I guess about the closest I ever got to getting into a fight was at the UGA game in 2005, and that was my wife's fault. She had the same thing happen with some little shithead UGA kid running back and forth yelling "Auburn Sucks" at her. She jokingly says and motions to me and some friends that the next time he runs by, she oughta closeline him. Well of course, the little fricker saw and heard this and runs up to his 250lb. redneck dad who is all liquored up and wants to fight me and 5 of my Auburn buddies. Dude was even more pissed after the ending of that game.
Lol, little snotty kids are the worst cuz you really can't do anything about it.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:38 pm to heartbreakTiger
I'm not sorry the for UT fan that called me a beer hurling coonass for no reason . You deserved that bag of shrimp shells I dumped on you.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:39 pm to deltaland
im also not sorry to the state frat that i was drinking all the drinks you threw at me during the bulldog bash and that i kept throwing the ice and beer pong balls back at your pledges.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:40 pm to DC RaiseHerBack
you can always push them down
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:41 pm to CNB
Well since we do have the airing of grievances
To AU fan in 2004 and 2006 I am not sorry for peeing on your car handle. You were an a-hole before and after the game.
To the UGA Baseball Fan in 2009 I apologize for cussing at your kid but he shouldn't have been throwing shite in the stands. (Half Gallon of Beam was the cause of that one.)
To the random UGA tailgate I passed in 2004 I am sorry I grabbed all your beer out of your cooler.
I am not sorry to UT fan in 2007 who thought you were all big and bad during the SECCG only to get punked by my little brother.
To AU fan in 2004 and 2006 I am not sorry for peeing on your car handle. You were an a-hole before and after the game.
To the UGA Baseball Fan in 2009 I apologize for cussing at your kid but he shouldn't have been throwing shite in the stands. (Half Gallon of Beam was the cause of that one.
) To the random UGA tailgate I passed in 2004 I am sorry I grabbed all your beer out of your cooler.
I am not sorry to UT fan in 2007 who thought you were all big and bad during the SECCG only to get punked by my little brother.
This post was edited on 4/5/11 at 1:42 pm
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:41 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
haha i had an annoying lil AU fan and you had an annoying little dawg.
oh and i bet that dude was PISSED at the end. that game we had some AU heckler run to our section and leave after every AU score and leave after we would. he got his arse BEAT at the end
oh and i bet that dude was PISSED at the end. that game we had some AU heckler run to our section and leave after every AU score and leave after we would. he got his arse BEAT at the end
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:41 pm to heartbreakTiger
To the Georgia fan, sorry for chalking a huge penis and balls on your back glass of your truck, and writing "Georgia sucks balls".
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:41 pm to heartbreakTiger
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you can always push them down
Haha, if we ever tailgate together... I'll just have you do it. Will you push a little snotty LSU kid down? lol
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:41 pm to heartbreakTiger
to the drunk gator chick sitting in the row behind me in 2007, I regret nothing. NOT A DAMN THING. 
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:42 pm to deltaland
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Message Posted by deltaland To the Georgia fan, sorry for chalking a huge penis and balls on your back glass of your truck, and writing "Georgia sucks balls".
What are you? 12?
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:42 pm to DC RaiseHerBack
yea i would. id at least trip the lil bastard or i could just bring my lil nephew and let him loose on the kid
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:43 pm to heartbreakTiger
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Posted by heartbreakTiger
you can always push them down
They are probably bigger than DC
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:44 pm to memphisplaya
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yea i would. id at least trip the lil bastard or i could just bring my lil nephew and let him loose on the kid
I shall remember this.
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They are probably bigger than DC
You suck lol
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:44 pm to memphisplaya
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They are probably bigger than DC
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:44 pm to memphisplaya
seriously who uses chalk when you have keys and plenty of room to draw shite on the side of the car.
to the auburn fan that sat in my piss. im not sorry i took a piss in your auburn chair at the beach. In fact i would have shite in it if had to take a shite.
I am sorry i broke your easy up tent though because i jumped on top of it. I would have preferred to just steal it but i was to drunk to work the easy up and down tent.
to the auburn fan that sat in my piss. im not sorry i took a piss in your auburn chair at the beach. In fact i would have shite in it if had to take a shite.
I am sorry i broke your easy up tent though because i jumped on top of it. I would have preferred to just steal it but i was to drunk to work the easy up and down tent.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:45 pm to memphisplaya
Naw, I was drunk and girl I was with wanted me to do it, she thought it would be funny so I did. I didn't find it that funny
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:45 pm to memphisplaya
maybe so but even small ninjas are powerful
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