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re: Confessions of an SEC fan
Posted on 4/5/11 at 3:52 pm to bamaham
Posted on 4/5/11 at 3:52 pm to bamaham
I'm sorry to the fans of Tennessee for being a loud obnoxious jackass in Nashville after the Music City Bowl.
To the jackass Bama student who parked his car at the end of my driveway in 2007 on a Thursday night blocking me in, I'm not sorry for pealing your decal off your car, and I'm certainly not sorry for calling the tow truck to come pick it up.
To the jackass Bama student who parked his car at the end of my driveway in 2007 on a Thursday night blocking me in, I'm not sorry for pealing your decal off your car, and I'm certainly not sorry for calling the tow truck to come pick it up.
This post was edited on 4/5/11 at 7:56 pm
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Posted on 4/5/11 at 3:56 pm to OMLandshark
To the Ohio State fan, You pissed me off with your derogatory comments towards the people of the great state of louisiana, so therefore it was necessary for me and my friends to starts a "you smell like $hite" chant in Pat O's patio bar. I got the whole place joining in hahaha. and then they got theyre a$$ kicked the next night on the field 
This post was edited on 4/5/11 at 3:57 pm
Posted on 4/5/11 at 4:42 pm to DC RaiseHerBack
You can do someting about kids, cough on them, their immune systems aren't up to par
Posted on 4/5/11 at 4:57 pm to OMLandshark
To the Clemson fan dancing in front of me as his team was beating us 63-17, I'm not sorry I told you, "Dude, if you don't stop wagging your gay arse in front of my face, I'm going to kick your gay arse."
To the Iowa fan at the Outback Bowl, I'm sorry my wife bet you Stephen Garcia was going to throw 4 interceptions.
To the Ole Miss fans I invited into my buddy's cockaboose, I'm sorry he threw you out.
To my buddy with the cockaboose, I'm sorry I invited the LSU fans into your cockaboose.
To the Iowa fan at the Outback Bowl, I'm sorry my wife bet you Stephen Garcia was going to throw 4 interceptions.
To the Ole Miss fans I invited into my buddy's cockaboose, I'm sorry he threw you out.
To my buddy with the cockaboose, I'm sorry I invited the LSU fans into your cockaboose.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 5:08 pm to SpringBokCock
To the Tennessee fan that was in The Booth the night before the 99 Bama/UT game, sorry I took your wife to my friend's apartment, got her high, and had my way with her. It was her idea.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 5:12 pm to GAMErebelCOCK
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to the fellow SC fan in 2009, sorry for stealing your magnets. but they looked better on my car.
If you stole those magnets off a blue tundra I will hunt you down.
Precise reason I switched to decals.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 5:32 pm to CNB
To the Tennessee fan who kept pretending to "fumble" his beer at George's in 1999, I'm not sorry that I spit on you.
To the Ohio State fan whose hat I knocked off your head on Bourbon Street, you deserved it. Learn to handle your liquor. I also noticed you shut up and stopped being a jerk afterwards.
To the Ole Miss fans that I cussed as you walked in front of my truck in the rain in Fayetteville last year, I'm sorry. I was six hours (two lightning delays, 5 hour game) drunk. I was being aggressive, and really regretted it later.
To the Cock fan that I yelled "Carolina Sucks!" at circa 1999 in Little Rock, I'm sorry. You handled yourself well, and I was completely shitfaced and being a dummy.
To the Aggy women sitting next to me at JerryWorld last year, I am sorry for cussing like a shitfaced soldier after every play.
To the Ohio State fan whose hat I knocked off your head on Bourbon Street, you deserved it. Learn to handle your liquor. I also noticed you shut up and stopped being a jerk afterwards.
To the Ole Miss fans that I cussed as you walked in front of my truck in the rain in Fayetteville last year, I'm sorry. I was six hours (two lightning delays, 5 hour game) drunk. I was being aggressive, and really regretted it later.
To the Cock fan that I yelled "Carolina Sucks!" at circa 1999 in Little Rock, I'm sorry. You handled yourself well, and I was completely shitfaced and being a dummy.
To the Aggy women sitting next to me at JerryWorld last year, I am sorry for cussing like a shitfaced soldier after every play.
This post was edited on 4/5/11 at 5:34 pm
Posted on 4/5/11 at 5:38 pm to wmr
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To the Tennessee fan who kept pretending to "fumble" his beer at George's in 1999, I'm not sorry that I spit on you.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 6:23 pm to OBReb6
To my full can of beer, I'm sorry I threw you at that Georgia fan who stole my car flag and set it on fire in '04. I'm even sorrier you exploded on impact once you hit his face without one drop of your deliciousness reaching my stomach.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 6:28 pm to CNB
To the Tennessee fan in that parking lot next to the baseball stadium, yes I pissed on your windshield.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 6:33 pm to CapstoneGrad06
To the Clemson fan that's been around me my whole life: I'm sorry I have to call you my sister.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 6:39 pm to CNB
Posted on 4/5/11 at 7:12 pm to RebFeBrees
To the senior Vandy Linebacker for writing to your AD about you flipping off UK fans and getting a letter back from him apologizing and that you were suspended for your senior day.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 7:14 pm to Bho
So which MSU fan is going to admit to hitting that guy with a cowbell
Posted on 4/5/11 at 7:19 pm to HogHazard
to the UGA fan who got his arse whipped in Athens after a UGA victory.
why would you and one other guy talk shite to 10 angry Vols fans who were plastered and really pissed off at the loss?
why would you and one other guy talk shite to 10 angry Vols fans who were plastered and really pissed off at the loss?
Posted on 4/5/11 at 7:28 pm to Bho
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To the senior Vandy Linebacker for writing to your AD about you flipping off UK fans and getting a letter back from him apologizing and that you were suspended for your senior day.
You openly admitted that you wrote a whiny girlie letter about receiving the bird from a football player, you know that right???
Posted on 4/5/11 at 7:31 pm to roadGator
to the LSU Fans , I am sorry you have to go to games in such a shithole of a stadium.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 7:34 pm to memphisplaya
Posted on 4/5/11 at 7:34 pm to memphisplaya
im sorry i bleached your jorts brah
Posted on 4/5/11 at 7:36 pm to heartbreakTiger
What jorts? Road still hasn't sent me my complimentary pair.
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