re: Confessions of an SEC fan

Posted by roadGator

Member since Feb 2009

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Posted on 4/5/11 at 2:29 pm to CigarLovingTiger

Posted by CigarLovingTiger

Buford, GA

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Posted on 4/5/11 at 2:29 pm to roadGator

Double post acutally got it to 200.

Posted by parrothead

big salty ham

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Posted on 4/5/11 at 2:29 pm to roadGator

I keyed a black charger and snapped the window flags off in front of the beta house in auburn in 2007

Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger

Member since Jun 2006

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Posted on 4/5/11 at 2:30 pm to memphisplaya

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I'm actually about to roll out of here to head to Tampa/clear water...

My daughter, wife and her parents are on one end of the beach this week, and my parents are on the other end. They tried to talk me into going, but I figured I'd save my vacation and stay away from all the nonsense that's going on this week. We're going for a week for the 4th, labor day, and probably one more week sometime in June. Big crowds freak me out.

Posted by deltaland

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Posted on 4/5/11 at 2:31 pm to roadGator

Back on topic... To the girl from arkansas, sorry for running up and asking if you had a boyfriend then when you replied yes, I said well do you think your brother would care if you came to my tent to drink a beer with me.

I got slapped fwiw

Posted by roadGator

Member since Feb 2009

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Posted on 4/5/11 at 2:33 pm to parrothead

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I keyed a black charger

You sound like a cool dude.

Posted by memphisplaya

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Posted on 4/5/11 at 2:34 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger

This post was edited on 4/5/11 at 2:40 pm

Posted by roadGator

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Posted on 4/5/11 at 2:35 pm to memphisplaya

Sorry for your loss Memph.

Posted by AUnite

The Tragic City

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Posted on 4/5/11 at 2:37 pm to roadGator

quote:
It would be really hot if you knew the model.

for some reason I want to say Mauritius, but I'm not 100% positive.

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I'm assuming you fish or date a frat house.

I'm single, but I do fish

Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger

Member since Jun 2006

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Posted on 4/5/11 at 2:38 pm to memphisplaya

Sorry about the loss mp

Posted by memphisplaya

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Posted on 4/5/11 at 2:39 pm to roadGator

Thanks road

I Probably shouldn't have mentioned that though . I didn't mean to change the whole tune of the thread.

Posted by bamaham

Nashville

Member since May 2010

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Posted on 4/5/11 at 2:46 pm to CNB

To the gator fan in 2005 I'm sorry I pushed you and called your gf a cock gobbling midget. Whiskey and bs celebration penalties are a bad combination

Posted by ThaKaptin

The Sultan of Swag

Member since Nov 2010

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Posted on 4/5/11 at 3:02 pm to bamaham

- Not sorry to the old bama guy at the 09 Tenn game. Late 4th quarter and he was screaming at me to sit down. My cousin talked me into just sitting down so he would shut up on the ensuing play Tenn got a onside kick recovery. I told him "If you want to sit yor fat geriatric arse on your hands then stay the frick at home next time. ROLL DAMN TIDE!!!!

And then Cody blocked his second kick of the day. =D

- Sorry to the Utah fans in New Orleans when I screamed up and down bourban street all night the night before the Sugar Bowl "WHAT THE frick IS A UTE!!!!"

We found out the next night.

- Sorry to the AU fans in 08 for holding up 7 fingers at you and yelling, "Enjoy being home for the holidays."...... ok no not really

Thats about it for me. I'm pretty tame usually..... well all except for that old arse Bryant-era fatass that kept wanting me to sit down and shut up. I hope he dies in a fire..... no really, frick that guy.

Posted by roadGator

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Posted on 4/5/11 at 3:19 pm to bamaham

Fricking Vandy fans are crazy.

Posted by Russell2Bowe

Memphis

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Posted on 4/5/11 at 3:24 pm to Damn Good Dawg

I'm not really sorry for tripping the drunk Vandy fan that yelled at my brother and me during the 4th quarter of the game this year when Eric Reid jacked up some Vandy WR.

Ok, maybe we could have been more respectful about it.

This post was edited on 4/5/11 at 3:26 pm

Posted by GAMErebelCOCK

Oxford, MS

Member since Sep 2010

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Posted on 4/5/11 at 3:30 pm to Russell2Bowe

to the Kentucky fan in 2009 that asked where the bars were in Columbia, sorry for telling you the best one was Jungles and Grandmas

to the UGA fan in 2009, sorry for farting in the stands and blaming it on your fiance (but thanks for the mini bottles you gave me)

to the fellow SC fan in 2009, sorry for stealing your magnets. but they looked better on my car.

to Smokey and UT fans in 2009, sorry for yelling "Smokey has the mange"

Posted by rebeltider

Oxford

Member since Mar 2010

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Posted on 4/5/11 at 3:33 pm to Russell2Bowe

To the Utah fan at the Sugar Bowl, I'm sorry for asking if your other wives knew about the one you had with you at the game.

To the Oklahoma State fan at the independence bowl, I'm not sorry for stepping on your cowboy boots. I'm not sorry I asked if that was your daughter or your prized steer. She was really fat and orange definitely didn't help her out.

To the LSU girl people were calling a corndog in 2008 and I corrected them to let them know she wasn't a corndog, she was actually a fatass, sorry.

To the State fan I threw a tennis ball at while driving to the square after this year's egg bowl, I'm not sorry. Don't tuck in a t-shirt dude, you looked like a douche.

To the Auburn fans at the 08 Iron Bowl, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahathahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha suck it cowfrickers