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Confessions of a Mizzou fan

Posted on 1/29/20 at 6:15 am
Posted by Saltonking44
Member since Apr 2017
427 posts
Posted on 1/29/20 at 6:15 am
I am 69 years old, I went to my first Mizzou game in 1967 when my Uncle a Mizzou grad took me to see Mizzou V Kansas St. I have been a fan ever since.
I did not attend Mizzou, I had a broken family, and during that time my grades dropped off, and I was beaten by my dad so much I was ashamed to get out in public.
But I always loved Al Onofrio who scouted me.
Later I went to law school and did well.
For 33 years, I have written checks to the University of Missouri Atheltic dept each year the check was more than $30,000.
Mike Alden praised me saying I had paid for the education of at least 25 minority kids, mostly walk-on players.
For the past 12 years, I have been on Mizzou forums and I love to talk Mizzou football and the fellow members just snipe at each other.
T J Moe was right, Mizzou fans are a bunch of self-loathing fans.
They hate me because I have worked my butt off earning a living and made more than they have.
Mizzou fans are the worst, I don't know how many times I have been to games where people in the stands don't even know the rules of the game.
I have had it!
My daughter graduated from BYU and my son from Fresno St and from now on those schools get my checks.
Why Because of Mizzou fan Bitchers, bitch about everything, including the price of tickets.
I dedicate this posting to MIZ_COU, a useless mad at the world Mizzou grad.
Bye!
MIZ_COU can make up the money difference, fat chance on that one, his everybody and world owe him a living attitude means he doesn't have a dime to his name.



Posted by carolinaswamper
unincorporated swamp, johns island,
Member since Jan 2013
3142 posts
Posted on 1/29/20 at 6:20 am to
"We're gonna need some muscle over here"
Posted by nola000
Lacombe, LA
Member since Dec 2014
13139 posts
Posted on 1/29/20 at 6:24 am to
quote:

I am 69 years old


quote:

at 6:15 am


Checks out.
Posted by Saltonking44
Member since Apr 2017
427 posts
Posted on 1/29/20 at 6:25 am to
Thanks, not a Muschamp fan, and my son wants the money to go to Fresno St.
Posted by WildcatMike
Lexington, KY
Member since Dec 2005
41528 posts
Posted on 1/29/20 at 6:30 am to










This post was edited on 1/29/20 at 7:07 am
Posted by Saltonking44
Member since Apr 2017
427 posts
Posted on 1/29/20 at 6:36 am to
Wildcat Mike totally correct, the whole bunch of the protestors was a George Soros hired group and Mizzou didn't have the guts to stand up and tell them to the F out.

Posted by Saltonking44
Member since Apr 2017
427 posts
Posted on 1/29/20 at 6:37 am to
Thanks, Nola, I just tore up your check.
Posted by Rocket Surgeon
Member since Jan 2020
696 posts
Posted on 1/29/20 at 6:48 am to
quote:

I had paid for the education of at least 25 minority kids

Piss on you for hating White people.

This story he just laid out is a complete bullshite tale.

Like this one in his post history. Claiming the FBI contacted him.

That ain't how they operate, chump.

Here is fantasy he posted.

quote:

I think Supreme was banned too.
Four years ago, there was a guy calling himself Saltonking44isnuts, a take off my name, but that's no big deal, but I was contacted by the FBI whom said he was trying to break into my computer and hack it. How did they know? Answer he was a convicted child molester and pedophile whom the Missouri State Highway Patrol was watching, and the FBI was notified when, now get this, when the guy tried to break into the U S Dept of Defense, by hacking it.
Of all the bad timing.
Later I get a call from a Federal Prosecutor telling me the guy was locked into Jackson County Missouri jail and he had just pleaded to misdemeanor on two charges and pleaded guilty on two felonies, for 18 years instead of 40 plus. Now that's the people you get on the St Louis Post Dispatch sports forum.
This post was edited on 1/29/20 at 6:57 am
Posted by User Urinal Mint
Member since Jan 2020
179 posts
Posted on 1/29/20 at 6:54 am to
Somehow WildcatMike has managed to make a worse post ITT than OP
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
12590 posts
Posted on 1/29/20 at 7:05 am to
quote:

Saltonking44


Did you post in the STL Post Dispatch Mizzou forum?
Posted by WildcatMike
Lexington, KY
Member since Dec 2005
41528 posts
Posted on 1/29/20 at 7:07 am to
I didn’t read the OP. It was too long. I edited.
Posted by nola000
Lacombe, LA
Member since Dec 2014
13139 posts
Posted on 1/29/20 at 7:29 am to
quote:

Thanks, Nola, I just tore up your check.



Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
111498 posts
Posted on 1/29/20 at 7:33 am to
We won’t miss you if you leave.

You’re a bore and are probably borderline delusional. And you make a new post in our forum for every tweet anyone makes even tangentially about our athletic department.
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
111498 posts
Posted on 1/29/20 at 7:34 am to
quote:

Did you post in the STL Post Dispatch Mizzou forum?


He’ll be happy to tell you how his account was hijacked and the authorities that were involved.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 1/29/20 at 7:35 am to
quote:

Did you post in the STL Post Dispatch Mizzou forum

Yes he did or does....I used to a long time ago.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 1/29/20 at 7:37 am to
quote:

T J Moe was right

No he wasn't and I like TJ
quote:

Mizzou fans are a bunch of self-loathing fans

Every fan base is to a degree
Posted by Rocket Surgeon
Member since Jan 2020
696 posts
Posted on 1/29/20 at 7:41 am to
quote:

OP always talks/references about how he is gay and how his homosexuality is a big part of who he is

All that donated money and still couldn't get a date with Michael Sam?

Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
12590 posts
Posted on 1/29/20 at 8:02 am to
quote:

.I used to a long time ago.


I did too. I had an account when we played in the Cotton Bowl to end the 2007 season.
Posted by JoseyWalesTheOutlaw
In The Ham
Member since Nov 2017
11659 posts
Posted on 1/29/20 at 8:08 am to
Slow Clap......
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38215 posts
Posted on 1/29/20 at 8:12 am to
You’re insane
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