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Cocaine and Coaches

Posted on 8/19/26 at 2:56 am
Posted by TidePod
Member since Aug 2026
112 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 2:56 am
This is an interview Dan Lanning gave immediately after the victory of Oregon over Penn State last season.

Yes, the same Penn State where fraternities have recently been found to be processing hubs that help South American cartels move their product.

Not coincidentally, Oregon was visiting "Happy Valley".



I hope Penn State isn't on LSU's schedule any time soon, that would be a major temptation for Kiffin. When Kiffin and Lanning were both at Alabama at the same time, the whole state was snorted dry.
Posted by Pat Dye 60 minutes
Member since Jun 2026
178 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 3:21 am to
Damn, look at Lanning's pupils in that video. They are fricking PINNED!!!!
Posted by TidePod
Member since Aug 2026
112 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 3:53 am to
quote:

Damn, look at Lanning's pupils in that video. They are fricking PINNED!!!!


He probably busted all types of enamel off several teeth that night. Zooted to the stars.
Posted by DawgsLife
Ellijay, Ga.
Member since Jun 2013
62815 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 8:16 am to
quote:

Damn, look at Lanning's pupils in that video. They are fricking PINNED!!!!


You know cocaine makes the pupils dilate, right? It does not make them smaller.
Posted by tygersgm
Member since Dec 2007
2177 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 8:21 am to
Got dayum! this is more obvious than if I actually saw him lining up a gator tail
Posted by New Money
Athens, GA
Member since Jun 2023
5218 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 9:07 am to
Stimulates cause the pupils to dilate. Cocaine is a stimulant.

Opioids cause constriction.

You know what else causes constriction? Bright TV lights shined in someone’s eyes.

Posted by Rodo
Houston
Member since Aug 2011
2306 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 9:13 am to
If you were to pick a coach in the SEC, it's Kiffin right?

Rodo
Posted by TEXAS_1836
ATX
Member since Apr 2024
191 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 9:26 am to
Ron Washington - Texas Rangers
Posted by TopekaTiger
Member since Nov 2018
405 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 11:08 am to
This is what 100mg of adderall and stimulating conversation/situation looks like
Posted by Warwick
Member since May 2022
2381 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 11:40 am to
he looks alot like tom herman right there.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
30752 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 2:45 pm to
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

-Dave Chapelle.
Posted by smoke225
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2007
7970 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 2:47 pm to
Rick James
Posted by That LSU Guy
Public Enemy #1 & #2
Member since Jul 2008
16471 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 2:56 pm to
How long will this one last, Altie...
Posted by Hwy26
Member since May 2026
56 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 3:42 pm to
Take a little advice, stay away from the cocaine train.

- Johnny Paycheck
Posted by lewis and herschel
Member since Nov 2009
17227 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 3:53 pm to
He doesn't like cocaine, just the way it smells.
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