re: Chizik's email to students

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E-high five TTs.

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Yeahhhh!!

TTsTowel

How bad did you predict your team AU to lose this weekend?

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This is the email I received from Malzahn today. I figure I would post it because it will hit the web in a few anyways.

Dear Auburn Students,

This weekend, we will face our most difficult challenge so far this season when the 12th-ranked Arkansas Razorbacks visit Jordan-Hare Stadium. Just like our football team, you as students have risen to every challenge we’ve put in front of you.

It’s difficult to quantify how valuable our student section and fans are, but in my mind, it’s a two-touchdown advantage. If not for your energy and excitement, we may not have been able to capture victories against Clemson and South Carolina.

I want to challenge you again this Saturday. We need you in Jordan-Hare Stadium early and for you to be loud and energetic the entire game. Arkansas has the top-ranked passing offense in the Southeastern Conference and nothing is more difficult on a passing team than a loud crowd. Student gates will open 45 minutes earlier than normal, starting at 11:45 a.m. Come early, and stay late!

As you know, the game will be the marquee matchup in the SEC this weekend and will air before a national audience on CBS. Let’s show college football fans across the country and everyone in Jordan-Hare Stadium that Auburn has the loudest and most energetic students in the nation.

I also want you to know how much I appreciate the class and sportsmanship that you demonstrate each and every week. Auburn is a special place, and we need you to help us keep it that way.

War Eagle!

Gus Malzahn

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FIFY

I have the WANT for an AU win as well. I want to have the pleasure of watching us smack their arse up and down toomers coner next week

It's gonna happen I can feel it. You don't go stale on a defense like LSU's and win the game. AU is in SERIOUS Trouble

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What's he going to send out next week?


Dear Students,

You weren't loud enough at the Arkansas game, and you cost us the game. Try not to frick up this week.

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Dear Students,

Two touchdown advantage was not enough for Arkansas. We'll need three this week. Please show up.

I know, those boos get to the players man, good for your AD to tell your fans to tone it down.

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I know, those boos get to the players man, good for your AD to tell your fans to tone it down.

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It's not the boos as much as our student section having many chants that involve male genitalia

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Begging the students?

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Begging the students?

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If this is what you got out of the letter you need to work on your reading comprehension. And also that joke was made about 10 times, and none of them was funny.

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lmao chizik has to tell yall to get loud for a game like this.
lsu tries to calm us down when we play mcneese.
great fan base yall have.

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Ha they try to get you not to make toal asses out of yourselves, which is like asking a giraffe not to be tall. Luckily for the administration they only have to deal with this for the first half as the stadium is half empty in the third quarter.