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Can We Discuss McElwain?

Posted on 11/12/15 at 1:28 pm
Posted by MustangGTech
Atlanta
Member since Aug 2015
1186 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 1:28 pm
And his teeth? They are distractingly yellow. I just saw him interviewed on ESPN. What is the deal here? It's like his teeth have jaundis. Don't want to be mean, but uh, he makes millions. Little teeth cleaning would go a long way.

Congrats to the Gators though. Love nothing more than to have them back in control of the East. You guys have a helluva coach.
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Posted on 11/12/15 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

Can We Discuss McElwain?


going with Saban to the Colts
Posted by TJGator1215
FL/TN
Member since Sep 2011
14174 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 1:33 pm to
Your team sucks and your coach looks like a dyke bitch
Posted by CaptainBrannigan
Good Ole Rocky Top Tennessee
Member since Jan 2010
21644 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 1:33 pm to
Cheese-Teeth Jimmy.


Posted by sullivanct19a
Florida
Member since Oct 2015
5239 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 1:35 pm to
McElwain - National COTY. There's your discussion.
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42558 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 1:48 pm to
Can only call plays with a roided out QB. CWM's D is bailing him out.
Posted by Bbobalou
Where the action is.
Member since Oct 2012
5105 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 1:50 pm to
He is around the age that a new drug. Tetracycline was used as medicine for the young. One side effect is that in the young it stains the teeth. Not saying that's the case but could be a cause.


www.realself.com/question/bet-treat-tetracycline-stained-teeth
This post was edited on 11/12/15 at 1:55 pm
Posted by VagueMessage
Fayetteville, AR
Member since Jun 2013
3901 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 1:53 pm to
Another side effect is extreme light sensitivity. I know we've all seen that picture of him looking like a lobster.
Posted by TJGator1215
FL/TN
Member since Sep 2011
14174 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 1:54 pm to
Bert has elephantitis and is fat
Posted by redeye
Member since Aug 2013
8598 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 1:59 pm to
I feel like I've read this thread before.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
139831 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 2:08 pm to
Really. Seems like breaking news to me.

I'm a little curious as to why a piss ant fan from a piss ant school from a piss ant conference is concerned with an SEC coach's teeth though. Not curious enough to really give a shite but I guess I just find it odd.

ETA: They have honeycombs on their helmets.
This post was edited on 11/12/15 at 2:10 pm
Posted by logjamming
Member since Feb 2014
7823 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 2:08 pm to
He's a smoker.
Posted by reel_gator8
Seminole,Fl
Member since May 2012
11060 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 2:27 pm to
Folks are jelly with our success.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24113 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 2:37 pm to
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Folks are jelly with our success


No. Just a little pissed that Coach Mac got hired by an elite program before Saban retired. Most were hoping he would stay under the radar a little longer. Florida is one of the few destination jobs you keep until you retire or try the NFL.
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 2:54 pm to
Man this is some weak sauce. What do we have now...

Teeth:
Mac
Henry
Chizik (lack of)

Short:
Saban

Fat:
Bert

Hairline:
Henry
Julio
LF's is n/a

others?

This post was edited on 11/12/15 at 2:55 pm
Posted by Volmanac
Nashville, TN
Member since May 2009
7733 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 2:57 pm to
The new Malzahn.

He's gonna drop off. This will be his best year.
Posted by Volmanac
Nashville, TN
Member since May 2009
7733 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 2:58 pm to
You forgot the pic of nerd Butch in the band.
Posted by rootisback
Member since Mar 2014
3371 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 2:58 pm to
Gators need to spring for some teef whitnin
Posted by MustangGTech
Atlanta
Member since Aug 2015
1186 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 3:01 pm to
I'm not angry at all at Florida. I hate UGA. UF hates UGA. Ergo, I have no issues with Florida.

Just a question.

And GT has had plenty of success lately. Not this year certainly, but a New Years six bowl and a blow out win over what was considered the class of the SEC last year for a long time. I'm not bitter nor jealous over Florida's success.
Posted by OliverQueen81
In The South
Member since Oct 2015
10494 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 3:05 pm to
I heard he has a disease that causes the teeth to be yellow.
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