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re: Brian, The Teabagger, Has Turned Himself In...Balls and All

Posted on 1/19/12 at 8:07 pm to
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 1/19/12 at 8:07 pm to


Posted by MSCoastTigerGirl
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Posted on 1/19/12 at 8:08 pm to
I couldn't resist.
Posted by alu
Decatur AL
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 1/19/12 at 8:08 pm to
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Got to wonder WHAT, these "male" fans are thinking by going for their zippers ???
Is this a new trend with the "young and dumb" crowd...i.e. there's an incapacitated male rival fan over there...what should I do ???
The thought process just TOTALLY eludes me !


Being young, male, and occasionally very, very stupid, I can tell you: Yes, thats exactly what he thought. Alcohol didnt help a bit either.
Posted by tickfawtiger
Killian LA
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Posted on 1/19/12 at 8:15 pm to
alu...all I can say is WOW...just WOW !!!!!!!!!
I really think you and your young friends should seriously consider abstaining from all alcoholic beverages until you GROW UP or have fully dealt with your "sexual" proclivities, in a mature manner.
Posted by WoWyHi
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Posted on 1/19/12 at 8:17 pm to
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alu...all I can say is WOW...just WOW !!!!!!!!!
I really think you and your young friends should seriously consider abstaining from all alcoholic beverages until you GROW UP or have fully dealt with your "sexual" proclivities, in a mature manner.


Not really. He just needs to accept that he's attracted to men. It's not really that big of a deal. Doing it in public to another adult stranger without their consent is where it's a big deal.
Posted by memphisplaya
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Posted on 1/19/12 at 8:21 pm to
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I don't give a shite who you are, what team affiliation you represent, etc. but if you think it's normal, friends being friends, or a common thing to pull out your balls (that hold semen) and place them near another mans mouth, you might need to re-evaluate your sexuality.


Ok, why does then holding semen or not matter? The way you said it it looks like you are saying semenless balls are A Ok. I just need to fully understand so help me out here.
Posted by WoWyHi
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Posted on 1/19/12 at 8:24 pm to
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Ok, why does then holding semen or not matter? The way you said it it looks like you are saying semenless balls are A Ok. I just need to fully understand so help me out here.


It's was for emphasis to really dig into people's head that the dude had his scrot on the guys face. People seem to be dismissing this as a prank, but I have never heard of some dude's balls approaching another dude's face as anything but homosexuality (again NTTAWWT).

EDIT: For clarity.
This post was edited on 1/19/12 at 8:25 pm
Posted by DvlsAdvocat
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Posted on 1/19/12 at 8:25 pm to
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Disorderly conduct, indecent exposure, and public drunk...if LA has a public drunk law


And just how do you prove he was publicly drunk? Two weeks after the fact...
Posted by alu
Decatur AL
Member since Jul 2009
728 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 8:27 pm to
Well, as for me, I haven't drank anything for about six months. But I understand the sentiment.

Not many guys will take that message seriously though.
This post was edited on 1/19/12 at 8:29 pm
Posted by AUnite
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Posted on 1/19/12 at 8:31 pm to
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This thread was just shown on WHNT 19.

DAMMIT! I'm missing all the good shite today. Please tell me it's online.
Posted by memphisplaya
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Posted on 1/19/12 at 8:31 pm to
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And just how do you prove he was publicly drunk? Two weeks after the fact...


Same thing that got bama to Nola in the first place. The Eyeball test. If it holds up in FB it should hold up in court.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 1/19/12 at 8:31 pm to
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Not really. He just needs to accept that he's attracted to men. It's not really that big of a deal. Doing it in public to another adult stranger without their consent is where it's a big deal.


That behavior is more often associated with an attempt at exerting male dominance, rather than being sexual in nature. Not at all unlike a male dog humping another submissive male dog.

Not that some people who do it aren't sexually aroused. I don't know if that aspect was evident in the video.

Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 1/19/12 at 8:32 pm to
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Same thing that got bama to Nola in the first place. The Eyeball test. If it holds up in FB it should hold up in court.


Could have been roofied....
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
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Posted on 1/19/12 at 8:33 pm to
Well this might be the topic of the year
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 1/19/12 at 8:33 pm to
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DAMMIT! I'm missing all the good shite today. Please tell me it's online


Your timing has been off all day.
Posted by WoWyHi
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 1/19/12 at 8:34 pm to
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That behavior is more often associated with an attempt at exerting male dominance, rather than being sexual in nature. Not at all unlike a male dog humping another submissive male dog.


We aren't dogs or apes or chimps. We have a functioning, higher thinking brain that allows us to know right from wrong. That doesn't fly in an evolved society.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 1/19/12 at 8:35 pm to
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We aren't dogs or apes or chimps. We have a functioning, higher thinking brain that allows us to know right from wrong. That doesn't fly in an evolved society.


Not making an excuse. JUst telling you why it's not always considered "gay".

Same reason rape is not just because someone is horny.
Posted by BooHoo Tbow
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Posted on 1/19/12 at 8:36 pm to
I'm sure there are some woadies up in OPP that won't mind helping Brian work on the proper teabagging techniques.
Posted by fek101
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 1/19/12 at 8:38 pm to
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Being young, male, and occasionally very, very stupid, I can tell you: Yes, thats exactly what he thought. Alcohol didnt help a bit either.


This guy is not young
Posted by AUnite
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Posted on 1/19/12 at 8:39 pm to
quote:

Your timing has been off all day.

It really has been oh well, there's always tomorrow.
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