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re: Brian Kelly is the same height as Nick Saban. Maybe shorter.

Posted on 12/9/21 at 7:14 am to
Posted by philly444
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Posted on 12/9/21 at 7:14 am to
Leprechaun > shrimp boat captain
Posted by labamafan
Prairieville
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Posted on 12/9/21 at 7:17 am to
Does he become Little Kelly though?
Posted by Glorious
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Posted on 12/9/21 at 7:20 am to
Posted by Che Boludo
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Posted on 12/9/21 at 7:25 am to
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Saban has pointy elf ears

He does have a knack for bringing joy to his fans over the holiday season. Nick may be the grandest old elf of all.
Posted by Che Boludo
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Posted on 12/9/21 at 7:26 am to
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I'll take a leprechaun as a coach if he brings the luck and magic with him.

AU didn't care for theirs
Posted by TS1926
Alabama
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Posted on 12/9/21 at 7:44 am to
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Both liberal Democrats as well.


False. Because someone found out that Saban voted for a Democrat or supported the Democrat party (He's from West Virginia - yellow dog Democrats of old, not liberal) back in the 90s does not mean Saban is a "liberal" Democrats. He is from a family of devout Catholics. I highly doubt any serious Catholic would be a supporter of the modern Democrat party.
Posted by DawgsLife
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Posted on 12/9/21 at 7:46 am to
In fairness Saban carries a box around the stand on for photo ops.
Posted by scmustang
Charleston SC
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Posted on 12/9/21 at 7:54 am to
Cant wait till Saban uses his size 6 shoe and kicks Kellys behind.
Posted by BallsEleven
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Posted on 12/9/21 at 8:03 am to
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I highly doubt any serious Catholic would be a supporter of the modern Democrat party.


You haven't met many Catholics from up north then.

Though, I'm not sure how serious they are.
Posted by SouthernInsanity
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Posted on 12/9/21 at 8:06 am to
Damn, tusk-a-loser likes checking out men's "tallness".... and that's disturbing.
Posted by BLG
Georgia
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Posted on 12/9/21 at 8:06 am to
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If it weren’t for those stilts he wears, Saban would have him by 6 inches.


Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
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Posted on 12/9/21 at 8:08 am to
Both are known to have two inch dicks that hangs to their knees.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 12/9/21 at 8:15 am to






Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 12/9/21 at 8:21 am to
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 12/9/21 at 8:41 am to
Posted by DawgsLife
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Posted on 12/9/21 at 8:42 am to
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Cant wait till Saban uses his size 6 shoe and kicks Kellys behind.




Dude. It was a joke. Are you really that clueless, or do you just not have a sense of humor?
Posted by TS1926
Alabama
Member since Jan 2020
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Posted on 12/9/21 at 8:51 am to
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You haven't met many Catholics from up north then.

Though, I'm not sure how serious they are.


Right and they are not devout. Joe (LGB) Biden is "Catholic".
Posted by LC412000
Any location where a plane flies
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Posted on 12/9/21 at 8:53 am to
BK produced his own, NS bought his out of the back of Julio's truck
Posted by FreddieMac
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Posted on 12/9/21 at 8:54 am to
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So Brian Kelly is like a vertically challenged version of Les Miles.


No, Kelly can speak in full sentences that people understand.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
39190 posts
Posted on 12/9/21 at 9:03 am to
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Napoleon Bonaparte


Akxshuwally, Bonaparte was above average height. The "Napoleon is short" was started by the British as propaganda during their wars with France.
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