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Bret Bulimia goes Hawg Wild, who’s next?

Posted on 6/13/20 at 2:58 am
Posted by PokeyTiger
New Iberia
Member since Apr 2020
1968 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 2:58 am
$12 million for a 2014 Texas Bowl
Bulimia suing for $7 Million

Boar Ed did you eat up all the groceries in NW Arkansas and starve poor Bulimia.

Bulimia today

Sam Pittman is #47 on Hot Seat already? Third place in the Hot Seat Derby
Hell Boar Ed, what’s his buyout?

Current Hotseat — Muschamp #4, Mason #5, Pittman #47

I see Willie and Derek at the Top ready to get popped like a big zit — What’s their buyout?

Gus at 56, up from the 20’s got a serious reprieve after outfoxing the Evil Elf on that fake punt. Kudos to Gus & the Gus Bus!

Pirate at 62 already! Dammitt
Jimbo at 68 “Safe for Now”

TX Tom Herman at # 2 — Guess it will take ESPN Talking Parrots about 4 Quarters of sarcastic Quips on the Ed Orgeron or Tom Herman or Jimbo decision that LSU made in 2016 along with a back bayou @$$ beating to help Herman “Launch” outta Austin and pay back Texas for that NO A/C STUNT in 2019.

Bonus Link: Coaches Hot Seat Remembers
Cutty Sark — The Real Story! Did Cutty Sark ever get the help he needed!

Cutty Sark Fun Facts Preseason 2015

Two Final Questions

1. Who’s the next SEC coach to get blasted back to the Coordinator Ranks in this SEC clownshow of musical chairs?

2. Where’s Cutty Sark headed after this Season? South Carolina or Vanderbilt
Posted by scionofadrunk
Williamson County, TN
Member since Mar 2020
1961 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 3:06 am to
hmmmm

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User: PokeyTiger
Biography: 1950’s football player

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2:58 am



Posted by scionofadrunk
Williamson County, TN
Member since Mar 2020
1961 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 3:12 am to
Do the PokeyTiger and turn yourself about....
Posted by PokeyTiger
New Iberia
Member since Apr 2020
1968 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 3:15 am to
Eat a quart of red beans! Smoke a cigarette!

We’ll say a prayer for spontaneous human combustion
Posted by scionofadrunk
Williamson County, TN
Member since Mar 2020
1961 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 3:19 am to
Kidney beans sound delicious, but, I'm too alive and happy to eat anything right now. I'm watching my drunk friends make total fools of themselves
Posted by PokeyTiger
New Iberia
Member since Apr 2020
1968 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 3:32 am to
They’re in good company Bruce Lee
Posted by ColdTurkey
Where the Buffalo roam...
Member since Nov 2019
7528 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 3:34 am to
I’ve been off tSECRant for awhile, and all I’ve heard about since I started back has been this feather ruffler PokeyTiger. I do wonder why this of all things is on your mind at 3 in the morning on a Saturday.
Posted by PokeyTiger
New Iberia
Member since Apr 2020
1968 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 4:11 am to
Killing time before I gotta milk the GD cows what’s it to you Tiger? You gonna hijack the thread like Bruce Lee or contribute and answer the two questions in the post.

Cutty Sark to Vandy — Mark it!
Posted by ColdTurkey
Where the Buffalo roam...
Member since Nov 2019
7528 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 4:58 am to
Muschamp. Without a doubt. As for Sark, no clue. It’ll depend largely upon how big of a jump Mac Jones makes and if it’s enough to get through their gauntlet of a schedule without two regular season losses again, which is my prediction for their season unless Najee goes scorched earth on everyone. I could see him taking a job at a school on par with Memphis or somewhere like that if they have a decent season. Not them specifically but you get what I mean.
Posted by Wrenchruh
Parts Unknown
Member since Sep 2012
2413 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 9:42 am to
Who’s Bret?
Posted by David Ricky
Hailing From Parts Unknown
Member since Sep 2015
24123 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 9:48 am to
I really wish the nursing home would keep better tabs on OP and limit his computer time
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
84768 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 9:52 am to
quote:

We’ll say a prayer for spontaneous human combustion


frick yeah!!!





Wait, what?
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35743 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 5:37 pm to
great first post
Posted by BRtoATL
Bogota
Member since Aug 2009
232 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 8:42 pm to
The bizarre thing is they've got Nick Saban moving up the hot seat rankings.

Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
17747 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 8:55 pm to
Did you listen to the post game stuff after the Iron Bowl?

There is actually a growing portion of Bama fans that think Saban has lost it. A small portion of course but it’s there.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
22953 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 10:23 pm to
Mullen is in ultra safe mode lol..they have him in front of Saban in terms of overall safety
This post was edited on 6/13/20 at 10:24 pm
Posted by PokeyTiger
New Iberia
Member since Apr 2020
1968 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 11:20 pm to
Big time!

They need to update his age to 69 this year!
Posted by PokeyTiger
New Iberia
Member since Apr 2020
1968 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 11:24 pm to
quote:

I really wish the nursing home would keep better tabs on OP and limit his computer time


Look Guys Its my Fan Club — Let me reply in BiotchSlap

Rikki Davey you can wish in one hand and crap in the other — And Gobble up the one that fills up first
Posted by TrueLefty
St. Louis County
Member since Oct 2017
14842 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 11:49 pm to
Pittman at 47!? While Drinkwitz is not on the top 50? Not make sense! Pittman is at 47 and Drinkwitz is nowhere near 50! What is going on? Is this System saying he is too good to be in the top 50 but Pittman is at 47.
Posted by scionofadrunk
Williamson County, TN
Member since Mar 2020
1961 posts
Posted on 6/14/20 at 11:46 am to
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