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re: BREAKING Lane Kiffin to Ole Miss "Announcement Sunday"

Posted on 12/6/19 at 6:55 pm to
Posted by Stunna Tide
Member since Sep 2019
811 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 6:55 pm to
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No he wasn't. The truth is a frat happened to be hauling off an old mattress to the junkyard (it was the end of the semester) when people learned what had happened. The frat guys took advantage of the situation and decided to burn the mattress 'in protest' instead of hauling it off.

There never was an angry mob. What there was were a bunch of students having a really hilarious time and desperately trying to keep warm (there are vids of them attempting small fires for that purpose and guys casually walking over with a fire extinguisher and putting it out - at one point one guy is cheered for letting them keep a small one going). The news portrayed it differently.


The news portrayed it correctly. Kiffin was trapped in the castle and the villagers down below were thirsty for his blood.

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Longtime equipment manager Max Parrott, who remains close with Kiffin, walked around with a fire extinguisher, putting out one mattress fire after another. Parrott later decided he was going to leave campus and get a beer to unwind, but a UT police officer tapped on his window as he was driving out of the parking lot.

"He told me, 'I wouldn't leave right now. They'll think you're trying to sneak Lane out of the building and will bust all of your windows out,'" Parrott recounted. "So I went back inside, waited it out and put out a few more mattresses [that were] on fire."

Kiffin, meanwhile, sat up in his office with one eye looking out the window and another eye on the television, where all of the local affiliates were going live.

"It was like watching a movie, and you're in the middle of it," Kiffin said.


Here are a couple of images of it all unfolding.





This post was edited on 12/6/19 at 7:00 pm
Posted by BadBrad29
Member since Aug 2019
598 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 7:14 pm to
Bump for the new link
Posted by DustyDinkleman
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Member since Feb 2012
18176 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 7:16 pm to
Arky fans current mood

Posted by Moonlight
Florence, Italy
Member since Jan 2007
1171 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 7:17 pm to
Los of poontang in miss. for Lane to be successful. Football-not so much.
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 7:20 pm to
Saban is crapping his Depends right now
Posted by Huge Richard
Member since Dec 2018
3743 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 7:21 pm to
Very cool
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 7:22 pm to
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Saban is crapping his Depends right now


I sincerely doubt any coach outside of Mississippi will lose sleep over this hire
Posted by im4LSU
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Aug 2004
31946 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 7:23 pm to
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I’m gonna laugh my arse off if Ole Miss hire Kiffin over Norvell or Napier


Wouldn't laugh too hard. Lane is going to shite all over state at ole miss
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33189 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 7:25 pm to
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Lane Kiffin to Ole Miss


In 20 yrs, the Ole Miss look-alike threads will no longer be a fun challenge.
Posted by Huge Richard
Member since Dec 2018
3743 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 7:30 pm to
Posted by BIGFOOD
Member since Jun 2011
12500 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 7:31 pm to
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I sincerely doubt any coach outside of Mississippi will lose sleep over this hire



Never understood why people have a hard on for this guy. I'm convinced people like his twitter game and not much else. Can't be his success because he had very few as a HC
Posted by Shunface
Lafayette County Detention Center
Member since Jan 2013
4585 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 7:31 pm to
And I would have zero problem with that.
Posted by BurnsideStyle
Member since May 2014
1760 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 8:45 pm to
He wasn’t my first choice initially either but college football is a business and nothing happens in any business until the sale is made. Selling and closing is the reason for everything existing in the organization...everything. Kiffen is a brand that will close on seats being sold, coordinators coming on board, recruits buying in, and selling entertainment to those in the market to buy. And also Kief closing the sale on Kiffen definitively puts Arkansas in their place.
Posted by Ebridg3
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Sep 2016
1574 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 8:54 pm to
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he has 2-3 good years he will jump ship to a big program imo


What are the odds of him winning in a division where he isn't even the brightest offensive mind anymore
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