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re: Big Jeff Stoutland...beast mode!

Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:35 pm to
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:35 pm to
I assume that if there is any concern, those guys will be fired.

Surely they knew it was coming, and Nick has talked to Paul Dee to see if there will be any implications in keeping them on staff.
Posted by lowspark12
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Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:36 pm to
well, using the If-Cecil-asked-MSU-he-must've-asked-Auburn-Logic, it's pretty safe to assume Stoutland and Pannuzio have been going on illegal visits at Bama, no?







Of course not.
Posted by Stanky Legg
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Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:36 pm to
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If that didn't make you hot and bothered, you're not a man.


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gurgle of the crimson queef


What is it, exactly, about bloody period queefs that I should get hot and bothered over? Do you understand what you were reading?
Posted by crimson crazy
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Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:37 pm to
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Ah, yes, the last refuge of the emasculated male. It's AWESOME.


FIFY.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:38 pm to
I think he was being sarcastic...
Posted by AUTigerLicious
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Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:39 pm to
edit: my post was too gross for even me.
This post was edited on 8/16/11 at 7:40 pm
Posted by Stanky Legg
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Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:39 pm to
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I think he was being sarcastic...


I'm not so sure.

I think I'm the only one who responded that realizes it wasn't a sexy image.
Posted by crimson crazy
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Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:40 pm to
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What is it, exactly, about bloody period queefs that I should get hot and bothered over? Do you understand what you were reading?


If you can walk through mud, you can frick through blood.

-Eisenhower
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:40 pm to
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I think I'm the only one who responded that realizes it wasn't a sexy image.


This is why I like you stanky.
Posted by crimsonsaint
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Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:40 pm to
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AUTigerLicious


LINK
Posted by lowspark12
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Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:41 pm to
this thread has taken a horrifying turn of the worse.
Posted by roadGator
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Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:41 pm to
:palebluelacepanties:
Posted by AUTigerLicious
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Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:41 pm to
Thread hijacked by bloody vag.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:42 pm to
It is hubris's fault!
Posted by Stanky Legg
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Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:42 pm to
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If you can walk through mud, you can frick through blood.


I've always wondered why I don't like fricking through blood. I hate walking in mud.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:44 pm to


I should have known you would bring us back to happy thoughts.
Posted by crimson crazy
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Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:47 pm to
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I've always wondered why I don't like fricking through blood. I hate walking in mud.


It's really selfish to refuse service to your woman, all because you're afraid of a little blood.
Posted by lowspark12
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Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:50 pm to
i've never minded walking through mud... just gotta make sure you clean your boots when you're done
Posted by memphisplaya
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Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:54 pm to
Though the topic of discussion has taken a 180.. A couple cane comments might lessen the MAJOR blow Alabama fans are feeling right now with these accusations....


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lol at you clowns panicking
All this will blow over. Guy has zero credibility.



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they took away an acc title from you for $200.00 worth of t-shirts, so i don't expect much to come of this


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We screwed with the Church of Scientology...it appears.


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WE didn't do anything.


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this should at least get us a sports illustrated cover.



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Correction - Just about entire starting roster implicated
spence, johnson, robinson, ojomo, vernon, armstrong, telemaque, forston, travis benjamin, jojo nicholas and J12.

I really hope bowling at Lucky Strike doesn't bring this whole team down.


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Lmao at these ^^^ people.

Seriously bro, I have no f@cking clue how you can't see how bad this is. Even if only HALF of it proves true.



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for some players the number of cell phone calls (90 in the case of J12) is pretty indicative of an ongoing relationship with this sleazebag.



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rumor has it that BigConch is lurking handing out duffels of cash to the likes of Cane greats Patrick Peterson, Corey Lemonier, Matt Patchen ... oh wait.




Bama fan starts bashing UM fans


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I hear you Bammer homer. Ask Julio and Dre how they got their rides? Bammers throwing stuff against the wall. Pot meet kettle. Bama is the worst Program for cheating !!!!!!!!


AU fan enters

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Notice Michael Dyer has not been at one fall practice session. Somethin's up

Dyer has a mild concussion you dumb arse troll.


BamaMag vs ITAT begins on a Miami board

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BS Dyer is Sham Newtons bagman.



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Honestly, where do you guys dream up this BS?



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Same places that Yahoo, ESPN, Miami Herald and CBS do. You know, convicted felons, unnamed sources, gas station attendents, etc.



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Tyrone couldn't afford a cheeseburger to stuff in his mouth while giving that interview?


Posted by Stanky Legg
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Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:55 pm to
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It's really selfish to refuse service to your woman, all because you're afraid of a little blood


Did I ever present myself as unselfish? That's what the other orifices are for.

For the record, I'm not fricking a gunshot wound, either. No matter how hot she is.
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