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Posted on 8/3/18 at 5:23 pm to scrooster
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And when we catch ypu pouring it out on our statehouse grounds we'll stomp a mudhole in your arse and then have you arrested.
Meet me at Sonic
Posted on 8/3/18 at 5:23 pm to texag7
The question was not "gayest' student section.......best student section.
Posted on 8/3/18 at 5:23 pm to CNB
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I would love to go to a Wisconsin game
There’s something different about watching a game in 40 degree weather and a shite ton of bourbon.
Shut when you’re drinking that much I’ll take that over 100 and humid any day.
The whole campus is just a shite show during games, jump around is a site to see.
Really good people in Madison
Posted on 8/3/18 at 5:24 pm to azcatiger
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The question was not "gayest' student section.......best student section
Holy shite that was creative.
Posted on 8/3/18 at 5:25 pm to KSGamecock
Posted on 8/3/18 at 5:26 pm to KSGamecock
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Yes sir, right away sir.
Ive found my calling.
Roosters army of confiscating SEC cards.
Posted on 8/3/18 at 5:32 pm to scrooster
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Those steps y'all are stomping-on ... we had Vets die there in a last stand against Sherman.
If they were fighting against Sherman they weren't very good Americans.
Posted on 8/3/18 at 5:33 pm to texag7
All boys right?
Posted on 8/3/18 at 5:35 pm to Prof
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If they were fighting against Sherman they weren't very good Americans.
@Roost, think we need to collect his as well.
Posted on 8/3/18 at 5:38 pm to I Bleed Garnet
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@Roost, think we need to collect his as well.
Probably but he's amusing most of the time.
Posted on 8/3/18 at 5:39 pm to jj06
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As a USMC vet, I would piss on those steps.
#USAnotCSA
As an 82nd Airborne Vet who literally used to go downtown to Haye Street in Fayettenam to the Siam Club just to stomp pussy arse jarheads .... I would absolutely love to catch you pissing on our steps ****.
A fricking **** jarhead talking about pissing on our Statehouse steps. LULZ
We use to punk your jarhead Force Recon pukes when they would come from Cherry Point to get their currency jumps with us so they could keep their hazardous duty pay. I had this this I would do when I would have to kick their pussy asses out the door ... just as they were in the point of no return I would holler, "WAIT, DON'T" and as they turned back I'd show them the cut end of a static line I had my Safety hand me.
Never failed, jarheads woukd shite their pants.
Was just talking about this in June with my old CSM when I got invited up to All-American Week as a VIP former NCOoty at Bragg ... we were driving back from Sicily DZ and as we went past the Recondo School entrance he reminded me about when I went through Recondo School. Started out with 100 troops in the class. 80 All-Americans and 20 jarheads.
Graduated 67. Zero jarheads.
Pussies
Now, come piss on my Statehouse steps mother fricker. I'm getting kind of old well into my 60s .... but I'll tell you what, I'll keep my left hand in my pocket while I am mudholing your punk arse.
You think I'm kidding right?
Show up and piss on the steps mother fricker.
We're going to have people there this year.
Posted on 8/3/18 at 5:40 pm to I Bleed Garnet
Our student section was way better before Spurrier. Once we became a national power, Foley cracked down on the students and threatened to move them into the nosebleed seats if they didn't calm down. Hired lots more popo as well.
Posted on 8/3/18 at 5:41 pm to CNB
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How do you know someone’s a marine? Don’t worry...”
That’s funny.
Whenever someone ask what branch I was in & id say Marines, I would always get the same response..
“Well I was supposed to join the Marines, but..”
every soldier, seaman and airman was thisclose to joining the USMC but something always happened to make them change their mind. Be jelly
Posted on 8/3/18 at 5:43 pm to jj06
The Marine Corps is the Texas A&M of the military.
Posted on 8/3/18 at 5:45 pm to jj06
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seaman
Hehehehe
Posted on 8/3/18 at 5:47 pm to scrooster
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As an 82nd Airborne Vet who literally used to go downtown to Haye Street in Fayettenam to the Siam Club just to stomp pussy arse jarheads .... I would absolutely love to catch you pissing on our steps ****.
Tell me..what was your excuse for not joining the Marines and joining the Army instead? That’s all you pussies say when you meet a Marine.
Posted on 8/3/18 at 6:33 pm to scrooster
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but I'll tell you what, I'll keep my left hand in my pocket while I am mudholing your punk arse.
LOL!! God damn man, I believe every frickin word Scrooster said. I will be willing to go up and bear witness as The ole man dominates some soy boy!
Posted on 8/3/18 at 8:45 pm to jj06
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Tell me..what was your excuse for not joining the Marines and joining the Army instead?
I dunno .... didn't want my dick sucked by one of you figs first and foremost I guess.
ASVAB score above 75 ... which would have made me a g-damn Einstein in jarhead land.
I knew how to string together a coherent sentence ... that's a big toughie for jarheads.
I didn't want to be a bellhop for the Navy figs ... something you jarheads seem perfectly willing to be.
We laughed our asses off at the amphibious warfare training center up at Norfolk ... we jump into that little postage stamp DZ over by Williamsburg ... AP Hill. So we jump in, pitch black night jump, and there are jarheads with your buses waiting to motor us to Norfolk. We were like, damn, these guys ride around everywhere, pretty cool.
So we get.to Norfolk and all the jarheads running around telling us how seasick we were going to get on the little toy LCMs y'all are so proud of ... lulz. Hell, we had more bad night flights flying AGLI in bad weather on 141s than y'all had time on this earth. We had more LCM time in JOTC on both the Atlantic and Pacific side than any of y'all had in your personal vehicles.
Practicing beach landings in LCMs was literally a vacation for us .... but for y'all it was work.
That's the difference between a mother fricking United States of America Sky God All-American Paratrooper and you pussy jarheads.
You couldn't make the cut slick. Drive on with your hooo ya self.
Matter of fact, just to keep it fair so thwt maybe you might survive ... rather than me dealing with you, tell you what. I've got a couple of fellow South Carolinians, good old boys, buddies of mine. One is a big Clemson fan/grad (or he went for a few years, farmer now) and one a Maryland fan/grad. Both Marines.
Tell you what. You come on over here, let us know when you intend to piss on our Statehouse steps ... and I'll let one of them explain to you about the mistake you'll be making.
Don't even joke about it ... there's a time and a place for everything. That's just not cool and it gets done to death around here.
Posted on 8/3/18 at 8:49 pm to carolinaswamper
quote:hahahahhahahaha
I believe every frickin word Scrooster said
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