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Best SEC Rivalry Jokes

Posted on 4/4/12 at 8:57 pm
Posted by DlineU
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
1584 posts
Posted on 4/4/12 at 8:57 pm
Tell them here. I need a good laugh. What's the defenition of safe sex in Alabama? A: Placing a sign over the animal that doesn't kick. Your turn.
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42349 posts
Posted on 4/4/12 at 8:59 pm to
We are not your rival - LSU

We are your superbowl - LSU
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140383 posts
Posted on 4/4/12 at 8:59 pm to
Placing a sign that says what? I don't get it.



How do you get a GA grad off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza?

GT fans like that one.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95903 posts
Posted on 4/4/12 at 8:59 pm to
Insert overused jokes that every school has used with changed names.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140383 posts
Posted on 4/4/12 at 9:00 pm to
Why did the cock cross the road?
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38015 posts
Posted on 4/4/12 at 9:01 pm to
A Bama fan walks into a bar and sees an Auburn fan.

He sits next to him, looks at him, and says "Hey, buddy... I've got something to tell you."

"Mississippi State."

ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Posted by Numberwang
Bike City, USA
Member since Feb 2012
13163 posts
Posted on 4/4/12 at 9:01 pm to
quote:

Why did the cock cross the road?


Because Bobby MF Petrino told it too.
Posted by DlineU
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
1584 posts
Posted on 4/4/12 at 9:02 pm to
Because mike was chasing him?
Posted by F1V3LSU
Alex Padilla 2016
Member since Dec 2011
3053 posts
Posted on 4/4/12 at 9:02 pm to
How can you tell an LSU grad?





SWAMP PEOPLE
Posted by Crompdaddy8
Jimmy Rustler
Member since Nov 2009
10569 posts
Posted on 4/4/12 at 9:03 pm to
A Florida fan, Georgia fan, Bama fan, and a UT fan were all hiking up a mountain. They were all arguing about who was the biggest fan. The Georgia fan said, "I'll show you who is the biggest fan." Then, he jumped off the cliff screaming "this if for the Bulldogs!" The Bama fan followed him with a "Roll Tide" and jumped over the edge as well. Not to be outdone, the Vol fan screams "This if for Tennessee" and kicked the Gator fan square in the arse and off the mountain! Go Vols!!
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140383 posts
Posted on 4/4/12 at 9:03 pm to
GFY ACC boy.
Posted by I Ham That I Ham
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
Member since Jan 2012
10773 posts
Posted on 4/4/12 at 9:04 pm to
Arkansas fans frick their cousins or something like that



Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28586 posts
Posted on 4/4/12 at 9:04 pm to
This thread should be re-titled "Worst Jokes Ever."
Posted by UKWildcatsFAN
Bowling Green
Member since Sep 2011
5690 posts
Posted on 4/4/12 at 9:04 pm to
quote:

How can you tell an LSU grad?





SWAMP PEOPLE
Posted by Smoke Green
Tianjin, Peoples Republic of China
Member since Apr 2005
4341 posts
Posted on 4/4/12 at 9:05 pm to
how do you get an Ole Miss grad off your porch?




pay for the pizza.
Posted by Smoke Green
Tianjin, Peoples Republic of China
Member since Apr 2005
4341 posts
Posted on 4/4/12 at 9:07 pm to
what's the one thing you never ask an Ole Miss fan?




directions to Atlanta.
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42349 posts
Posted on 4/4/12 at 9:07 pm to
quote:

This thread should be re-titled "Worst Jokes Ever."



quote:

There were these two fellars standin' on a bridge, a-goin' to the bathroom. One fellar said, "The water's cold" and the other fellar said, "The water's deep". I believe one fella come from Arkansas. Get it?


Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140383 posts
Posted on 4/4/12 at 9:08 pm to
quote:

Arkansas fans frick their cousins


I heard it was their sisters but whatever.
Posted by tickfawtiger
Killian LA
Member since Sep 2005
10980 posts
Posted on 4/4/12 at 9:08 pm to
41: 17 AND now the baseball sweep...time to replace arky with the aggies...much more relevant progrem ...lmao
Posted by UKWildcatsFAN
Bowling Green
Member since Sep 2011
5690 posts
Posted on 4/4/12 at 9:08 pm to
Why did Nick Saban walk across the street?
























So bobby Petrino would run off into a ditch.
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