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Bert to Iowa? He gone!

Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:28 am
Posted by autodd03
Clown world
Member since Dec 2013
2532 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:28 am
I think Iowa will finally can ferentz and throw a lifeline Bert's way after the season. The call from the alma mater coupled with the ability to leave the SECw will be too much to pass up.

Book it!
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
79992 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:29 am to
But, but...DESTINATION JOB
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:30 am to
Quit being a shitty alter / member.
Posted by AU86
Member since Aug 2009
22332 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:30 am to
He gone.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
139831 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:31 am to
Would Iowa even want him? That would be a huge downgrade wouldn't it? I'm just asking questions here.
Posted by Jagd Tiger
The Kinder, Gentler Jagd
Member since Mar 2014
18139 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:31 am to

arky to iowa??? really?

it's like trading one "Pigville" for another..

Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28558 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:31 am to
lol Bert is fat and is a terrible coach. No one wants him. He'll be lucky to last past this season at Arkansas.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
79992 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:32 am to
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That would be a huge downgrade wouldn't it?


Not sure how anything is a downgrade from Ferentz at this point.
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:32 am to
Bert said he left Wisky because they wouldn't pay his assistants well. He had a high turnover rate. Will Iowa pay his assistants well?
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:33 am to
Bert is fat
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105399 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:34 am to
quote:

Bert said he left Wisky because they wouldn't pay his assistants well.


Is that code for mouth and belly??
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23179 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:35 am to
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arky to iowa??? really? it's like trading one "Pigville" for another..

No, trading Pigville for corn fields. Better smell, but not nearly as entertaining.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35842 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:37 am to
It's going to be an interesting coaching change year

Malzahn's secret talks with Jerry Jones notwithstanding
Posted by autodd03
Clown world
Member since Dec 2013
2532 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:38 am to
Iowa throws money around like pacman jones in the club. BB will return to his alma mater and stamp out his legacy as the nick saban of the B1G. Added bonus for him getting a chance to beat wisky.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132251 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:38 am to
18 million to sit at home?
Posted by AU86
Member since Aug 2009
22332 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:38 am to
Will the pig fans riot in the streets like the vols did when Kiffin left?
This post was edited on 9/14/14 at 11:40 am
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:38 am to
Iowa fans don't want him
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
10565 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:39 am to
quote:

lol Bert is fat and is a terrible coach. No one wants him. He'll be lucky to last past this season at Arkansas.



I still don't see an SEC win this year for Arky. I'm not saying Bret doesn't have you guys improving, but the screams from the peanut gallery will get loud winless in conference two years running.
Posted by autodd03
Clown world
Member since Dec 2013
2532 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:39 am to
I doubt malzahn needs any tips on fingerbanging whores. I could see the swagcopter landing in jerryworld though.
Posted by BillyBobPorkin
Stump Toe, Ar
Member since May 2014
1082 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 11:41 am to
quote:

No, trading Pigville for corn fields.


lol, there are more pig farms in Missouri than any other SEC state.

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