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Beating Bama this year won't even be that fun
Posted on 4/24/23 at 3:45 pm
Posted on 4/24/23 at 3:45 pm
They're in such a pitiful state it's embarrassing. We stole their best coordinators and now Saban is flailing with his Dollar General hires.
We have 3 QBs better than their best one. It won't even matter this time if they try that gutless Bana "injure their QB" shtick again.
We have many better receivers. Our RB room is more talented. Our new 5* RB is more talented than theirs.
Their offensive line is a joke yet they've deluded their fans into thinking Justice Haynes is going to be able to do anything.
It's not even worth taking their women after we win since we have so much better tail in Austin. (And believe me, I saw many gumps get rejected.)
Tell me again why it's worth bragging about beating this garbage team?
We have 3 QBs better than their best one. It won't even matter this time if they try that gutless Bana "injure their QB" shtick again.
We have many better receivers. Our RB room is more talented. Our new 5* RB is more talented than theirs.
Their offensive line is a joke yet they've deluded their fans into thinking Justice Haynes is going to be able to do anything.
It's not even worth taking their women after we win since we have so much better tail in Austin. (And believe me, I saw many gumps get rejected.)
Tell me again why it's worth bragging about beating this garbage team?
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Posted on 4/24/23 at 3:47 pm to MackDaddyBrown
Your pussy QBs can't even finish a game 
Posted on 4/24/23 at 3:47 pm to MackDaddyBrown
Bama would skull drag Texas with their 2nd string and walk ons.
Posted on 4/24/23 at 3:49 pm to MackDaddyBrown
How's the O line looking?
Posted on 4/24/23 at 3:49 pm to Hback
Including the guy that transfered our we'd have had 4 QBs better than your best one
Posted on 4/24/23 at 3:50 pm to MackDaddyBrown
Posted on 4/24/23 at 3:50 pm to MackDaddyBrown
quote:you mean the same way y’all try and convince your fans you’re a college football blue blood?
they've deluded their fans
Posted on 4/24/23 at 3:51 pm to MackDaddyBrown
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They're in such a pitiful state it's embarrassing.
Takes a lot of brain damage to keep coming back to the team that broke you in 2009. What IF University hasn't sniffed your own championship in 14 years and you are counting wins in Tuscaloosa.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Posted on 4/24/23 at 3:51 pm to Captain Crown
About as stout as a female Gump
Posted on 4/24/23 at 3:52 pm to Cshaw91
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LSU
I don't see how you can hate from outside the club, you can't even get in!
Posted on 4/24/23 at 3:53 pm to Cshaw91
Texas will have a 9-3 ceiling.
Posted on 4/24/23 at 3:53 pm to Harry Morgan
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Bama would skull drag Texas with their 2nd string and walk ons.
OP is obviously a whack-job but this is just false.
Did you not watch the game last year?
Posted on 4/24/23 at 3:54 pm to MackDaddyBrown
Texas getting on the “We want Bama” bandwagon. Not very original.
This post was edited on 4/24/23 at 3:55 pm
Posted on 4/24/23 at 4:03 pm to MackDaddyBrown
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Beating Bama this year won't even be that fun
There are 40 year old Texas fans who've never seen this
Posted on 4/24/23 at 4:04 pm to MackDaddyBrown
Imagine actually typing this up and thinking “yeah this is good” fricking retard
Posted on 4/24/23 at 4:04 pm to MackDaddyBrown
You might want to actually do before bragging about it.
Posted on 4/24/23 at 4:05 pm to Smokeyone
Preseason/Offseason
It’s when they brag
See SEC shorts for what happens during the season
It’s when they brag
See SEC shorts for what happens during the season
Posted on 4/24/23 at 4:06 pm to MackDaddyBrown
Posted on 4/24/23 at 4:11 pm to MoarKilometers
Before 2010 there wasn't a single Gump who'd ever witnessed a Bana win over Texas Bear was DKR's bitch.
Saban can only get his wins by injuring QBs.
There is 0 chance y'all win this year.
Bear was DKR's bitch. Saban can only get his wins by injuring QBs.
There is 0 chance y'all win this year.
Posted on 4/24/23 at 5:23 pm to MackDaddyBrown
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Saban can only get his wins by injuring QBs.
There is 0 chance y'all win this year.
Try something easy, like beating Texas Tech.
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