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re: Battle Royale of SEC mascots (Updated 7/22: Battlefield Details Added)

Posted on 7/21/11 at 4:36 pm to
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 7/21/11 at 4:36 pm to
I have just the pic for this!



I think it would attack a gator, but just a guess


Tiger Vs Elephant!

This post was edited on 7/21/11 at 4:39 pm
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 7/21/11 at 4:38 pm to
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Actually a Georgia fan said this.
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How said is that that...I as a UGA fan agrees with you. The UGA prolly will just pass out climbing the steps to the cage.

idiot because he wrote it as UGA and not Uga. not a real fan. he should be sacrificed to Uga as penance

and he really would just sit around i think. my bulldog is playful but after while a nap is for sure in order
Posted by TXGunslinger10
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2011
18121 posts
Posted on 7/21/11 at 4:41 pm to
A couple of things about Battle Royales...

1. I thought the whole point was to be the last one in the cage after throwing all of the other contestants over the top rope?

2. In Battle Royales, it is VERY common for contestants to team up to eliminate a tough opponent...and then immediately turn on eachother and start fighting...


That being said...

IF the point is to throw the dead lifeless carcasses over the top rope, then The Elephant would win...the trunk can scoop anything up...

I think the wildcat would last alot longer than people think...he's the fastest thing in the ring, so you have to catch him to kill him.

I agree with a previous post...The commodore is dead after one shot.

Have you ever read the bible story of God casting the demons into the swine, and the swine all go charging off a cliff to plummet to their deaths?

Well God is an LSU fan.

The Tiger wins.
Posted by TheOtherWhiteMeat
Fort Smith
Member since Nov 2009
20460 posts
Posted on 7/21/11 at 4:43 pm to
I don't know if this has been pointed out because I'm not reading every page, but tigers have killed elephants, and they have also killed alligators. I don't know what the odds are for the tiger to win but it's been done.

1. Mike the Tiger
2. Elephant
3. Gator
4. Tusk
5-12. The rest

The Commodore with a gun would kill something before being killed.
Posted by ALcapone
Member since Nov 2010
3828 posts
Posted on 7/21/11 at 4:44 pm to
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and no pitbull, i am totally thinking we get a bernese mountain dog


there is no way you could think this thing,



is more badass than this thing

Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
87007 posts
Posted on 7/21/11 at 4:45 pm to
Well technically tigers kill crocs. Which are bigger and more Deadly than alligators
Posted by TheOtherWhiteMeat
Fort Smith
Member since Nov 2009
20460 posts
Posted on 7/21/11 at 4:46 pm to
Indeed, but since no croc is in this event I used the gator for reference.
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 7/21/11 at 4:48 pm to
no, but what pit bull is gonna pull the chariot i just mentioned?

plus, Bernese mountain dogs kick arse
Posted by ALcapone
Member since Nov 2010
3828 posts
Posted on 7/21/11 at 4:59 pm to
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but what pit bull is gonna pull the chariot


Heres a video of one pulling an S-10

there is another video of one pulling 116x's its body weight
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
16197 posts
Posted on 7/21/11 at 5:04 pm to
English Bulldogs were originally used to attack wild bulls and bears, Uga just lives in the AC, on top of a bag of ice, and only eats raw top sirloin steak.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 7/21/11 at 5:07 pm to
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 7/21/11 at 5:14 pm to
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English Bulldogs were originally used to attack wild bulls and bears, Uga just lives in the AC, on top of a bag of ice, and only eats raw top sirloin steak.


they even used to be illegal on the streets of rome. a lot of the aggressiveness has been bred out of them to be fat, worthless blobs that are just awesome. my bullpup keeps the family laughing but he is a frickin hard head

and Uga is only treated with the best
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Al Capone

a bernese mountain dog is known for how much weight it can pull. they used to pull carts in switzerland that were loaded up to i think a 1000 or so pounds or more.

and yes boys, all of this info came from watching dogs 101
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38736 posts
Posted on 7/21/11 at 5:16 pm to
I see you had to specify a caged ring in order to take away the advantage of flight.
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
87007 posts
Posted on 7/21/11 at 5:19 pm to
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- Can fly to get away


Cats can climb a cage
Posted by TheOtherWhiteMeat
Fort Smith
Member since Nov 2009
20460 posts
Posted on 7/21/11 at 5:20 pm to
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I see you had to specify a caged ring in order to take away the advantage of flight.




Foresight.
Posted by PeaRidgeWatash
Down by the docks of the city
Member since Dec 2004
15210 posts
Posted on 7/21/11 at 5:28 pm to
Seeing as we're the only school that actually has a mascot on-campus that can literally kill and eat all the other on-campus mascots... Mike ain't sweatin' none of ya!!!

Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38736 posts
Posted on 7/21/11 at 5:35 pm to
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Seeing as we're the only school that actually has a mascot on-campus that can literally kill and eat all the other on-campus mascots... Mike ain't sweatin' none of ya!!!


Mike the Tiger is the best on-campus mascot in the country.

War Eagle used to be right in the middle of campus in a centrally located aviary... then the Feds made us take her off campus and kept in a secure location at the vet school.
Posted by Latarian
Thug POS
Member since Jul 2010
27626 posts
Posted on 7/21/11 at 5:36 pm to
Tusk is kept on a farm in Dardenelle, hometown and current residence of none other than John Daly.
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 7/21/11 at 5:40 pm to
i could see john chilling with ole tusk.

does tusk get treated like a G or what?
Posted by winyahpercy
Georgetown, South Carolina
Member since Nov 2010
1383 posts
Posted on 7/21/11 at 5:42 pm to
quote:

1. Tusk the Razorback
2. Mike the Tiger
3. Rebel Black Bear
4. Gator
5. Bama Elephant
6. Wildcat
7. The Commodore
8. Gamecock
9. War Eagle
10. Uga
11. MSU bulldog
12. Smokey


being objective.... bengal tiger wins most any battle on land. in fact, wild boar are a main food source for tigers in the regions where they coexist. wolves, coyotes, cougars and even black bears are natural predators to wild boars. a gator would be formidable in the water to any on the list except the tiger. a black bear ain't nothing like a grizzly or polar, so it needs to drop a few places too. an elephant would only be prey to the tiger and man on this list. a fine trained gamecock w/ sharp spurs may be able to do some damage, but honestly it falls to the bottom. in a large enough cage, it might wear out a bulldog or hound, but it would be no match for a Labrador. does the Commodore have a gun? what caliber? he could go anywhere from #1 (large caliber rifle) to #4 (no gun, but a sword). a wildcat is just above the dogs and birds. english bulldogs are walking heart-attacks, so it all depends on what's the outside temperature and how far they have to walk from the car to the fighting ring. a bluetick hound would have a little more stamina and speed, but not as much crushing power in it's bite.
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