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stout
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Bama has a new OC named Joey Freshwater?





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My friend was in a Tuscaloosa bar about 6 moths ago and saw Kiffin there. Kiffins proceeded to hit on one of his friends under the alias "Joey Freshwater". My friend knew it was Kiffin though and called him out on it, but he kept claiming "he gets that a lot". "Freshwater" ended up getting shutdown by the girl (I guess she wasn't in to guys twice her age) and goes to try his luck somewhere else. I have been waiting a long time to tell the legend of "Joey Freshwater" and now seemed like the perfect time since he was found cheating.
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Patton
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Pimp daddy Kiff


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Even better than Ron Mexico.


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Patton
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What's the quote from?


stout
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And have you seen Kiffin's wife...why would you cheat on that


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Because Lane Kiffin doesn't like committing to certain things for too long.



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CrimsonCrusade
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You would think he could have come up with a more believable name for his alias.


GIbson05
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This is the dumbest shite posted on tRant today.. and that is an accomplishment...

Kiffin could walk into any college bar in America and be recognized before he got up to the bar. He's not going around trying to pick up girls under aliases..


He's banging secretaries...


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Blizzard of Chizz
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That name is fricking awesome!


chizhead
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funny stuff, but the rumor is false


CrimsonCrusade
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But it doesn't seem like a name that an actual human being would have. Who has ever heard "Freshwater" as a last name?


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Rhino5
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quote:

by chizhead
funny stuff, but the rumor is false


You're an idiot. Go to the Bama board and do research before you start firing off.


BrerTiger
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Bama has a new OC named Joey Freshwater?


Welcome to rumors flying around 2 hours ago.


DoUrden
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Who has ever heard "Freshwater" as a last name?




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justausedcarguy
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Joey Freshwater...... Still awesome!



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stout
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Welcome to rumors flying around 2 hours ago.



A whole 2 hours?

I didn't say it was breaking news, dummy



BamaGradinTn
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Member since Dec 2008
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quote:

Rhino5

Bama has a new OC named Joey Freshwater?
quote:
by chizhead
funny stuff, but the rumor is false

You're an idiot. Go to the Bama board and do research before you start firing off.


Which rumor is he an idiot for saying is false? Kiffin banging Saban's daughter, the wife of a New Orleans booster, the office fax girl...or becoming the new head coach at Illinois?

And we should all go to a Bama message board to "research"? Yeah...because we all remember how that whole Cam Newton thing played out.

Jeez...some of you people have the IQ of a turnip.



Rhino5
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There are Bammers on this board and others that are admitting this has been hidden since before the season.


chizhead
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There are Bammers on this board and others that are admitting this has been hidden since before the season
you are sporting a picture of Donald trump and you call me an idiot


BamaGradinTn
Alabama Fan
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24539 posts

quote:

Rhino5

Bama has a new OC named Joey Freshwater?
There are Bammers on this board and others that are admitting this has been hidden since before the season.



Are you really this fricking stupid? Get a clue, dip shite...your fellow Auburn fans are calling you out.
This post was edited on 9/24 at 5:00 pm


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