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re: Baby Bert coming y'all

Posted on 12/16/16 at 11:24 pm to
Posted by Sebastian
Member since Jun 2015
3756 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 11:24 pm to
I bet Berts a bottom, no way around it.
Posted by TouchdownAlabama
Sweet Home Alabama
Member since Nov 2015
1870 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 11:49 pm to
Well, kids, that's what happens when you hop on your wife.
Posted by WiscyTiger
Bear Lake, WI
Member since Nov 2008
1419 posts
Posted on 12/17/16 at 3:08 am to
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I'll laugh when he looks like Joey Freshwater and his first words are jet sweep.


Posted by tjv305
Member since May 2015
12739 posts
Posted on 12/17/16 at 7:00 am to
Good for them if they actually stay together. I can't see her staying with him.
Posted by JOJO Hammer
Member since Nov 2010
12219 posts
Posted on 12/17/16 at 7:46 am to
Biggest baby ever born in Arkansas?
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
4046 posts
Posted on 12/17/16 at 11:33 am to
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Biggest baby ever born in Arkansas?


The heaviest birth weight born to Mrs. J.P. Haskin of Arkansas, on February 20 1924, totallying 27 lbs 12ozs. LINK
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
39033 posts
Posted on 12/17/16 at 2:49 pm to
Can't fire a losing coach with a baby on the way.
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
24198 posts
Posted on 12/17/16 at 2:50 pm to
good Lord!
Posted by wareagle2007
Member since Aug 2009
386 posts
Posted on 12/17/16 at 4:18 pm to
wtf
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
20985 posts
Posted on 12/17/16 at 4:39 pm to
Posted by STLhog
Nashville, TN
Member since Jan 2015
18137 posts
Posted on 12/17/16 at 4:45 pm to
Dude has been pregnant for 4 years?

Explains how frickin fat he is. I knew he was a surrogate.
Posted by MaroonNation
StarkVegas, Mississippi, Bitch!
Member since Nov 2010
22079 posts
Posted on 12/17/16 at 9:15 pm to
Timing suggests he celebrated after finally beating Mississippi STate.
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 12/17/16 at 10:51 pm to
Don't worry about Jen.

The kid is mine and I only weighed 9lb 8oz at birth.

She'll be fine.

PS: Don't tell Bert it isn't his.
Posted by notabertfan
Middle of AR
Member since Nov 2013
669 posts
Posted on 12/17/16 at 11:21 pm to
How do they even get it in. She is tiny and he hasn't seen his pecker in decades.
Posted by TheOtherWhiteMeat
Fort Smith
Member since Nov 2009
20324 posts
Posted on 12/17/16 at 11:30 pm to
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How do they even get it in. She is tiny and he hasn't seen his pecker in decades


Well, how do you get a dick in your arse? I'm guessing the same applies to you and your husband.

Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36701 posts
Posted on 12/18/16 at 5:30 am to
It looks like they decided as a couple to do the male seahorse thing


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