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Auburn WR Perry Thompson hits the portal, declines opportunity to play for a Communist

Posted on 12/5/25 at 7:14 pm
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 12/5/25 at 7:14 pm
He signed with Auburn because, in his words, Hugh Freeze develops WRs better than Nick Saban.



This post was edited on 12/5/25 at 7:15 pm
Posted by roadGator
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Posted on 12/5/25 at 7:16 pm to
What is the communist reference?

I get the yoga fairy reference but not the communist reference.
Posted by Murph4HOF
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Posted on 12/5/25 at 7:17 pm to
The barn's new HC was born in the USSR.
Posted by borotiger
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Posted on 12/5/25 at 7:17 pm to
quote:

Perry Thompson


Oh no. Did he just drop this news?
Posted by roadGator
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Posted on 12/5/25 at 7:19 pm to
Ah ha.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
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Posted on 12/5/25 at 7:20 pm to
Posted by MrMojoRisin
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Posted on 12/5/25 at 7:21 pm to
In before thirsty LSU fans somehow try to make this about LSU.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 12/5/25 at 7:21 pm to
quote:

Oh no. Did he just drop this news?


Within the last 48 hours.
Posted by borotiger
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Posted on 12/5/25 at 7:22 pm to
quote:

The barn's new HC was born in the USSR.


I know it's a troll but, for those that don't know, his family left Russia at seven years old when the wall came down. What a communist he is.
This post was edited on 12/5/25 at 7:24 pm
Posted by borotiger
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Posted on 12/5/25 at 7:22 pm to
quote:

Within the last 48 hours.


Perhaps my joke was too subtle for you.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 12/5/25 at 7:24 pm to
quote:

Perhaps my joke was too subtle for you.


In my defense, you knew I was dumb before you attempted to tell that joke.
Posted by CapstoneGrad06
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Posted on 12/5/25 at 7:24 pm to
Did he ever finish with more catches than Proctor?
Posted by borotiger
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Posted on 12/5/25 at 7:24 pm to
Lol
Posted by LSUdude247
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Posted on 12/5/25 at 7:25 pm to
quote:

In before thirsty LSU fans somehow try to make this about LSU.


>post about Auburn WR
>comments about LSU

Never change Bama fans
Posted by OccamsStubble
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Posted on 12/5/25 at 7:29 pm to
Crushing blow IMO. Losing 9 yards per game productivity.

Say… what’s with the lazy eye?
Posted by Hussss
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Posted on 12/5/25 at 7:35 pm to
SOFT
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 12/5/25 at 7:37 pm to
quote:

>post about Auburn WR
>comments about LSU

Never change Bama fans


In his defense, an LSU fan somehow managed to post in the thread before he said that.

And now here you are. Sounds like he nailed it.
Posted by AHM21
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Posted on 12/5/25 at 7:37 pm to
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 12/5/25 at 7:38 pm to
Lmaaaaaooooooo
Posted by captdalton
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Posted on 12/5/25 at 7:40 pm to
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