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re: Attention Alabama The Rules of Conduct At the Zou which you must Abide By
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:25 pm to Rebelgator
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:25 pm to Rebelgator
Just remember there Gator....Urban Lied..Tebow cried..Roll Tide.
You think youd have learned by now..The Zoussies have an excuse and that will be fixed come Saturday.
You think youd have learned by now..The Zoussies have an excuse and that will be fixed come Saturday.
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Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:26 pm to antibarner
So, you aren't like antipasto?
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:28 pm to MizzouSEC2012
quote:Do they teach you guys to count up there in that backwater?
4 years in a row
P.S. The last time I was there we won 51-14 against Mizzery's "ranked" team and that was my victory whiz spot.
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:29 pm to antibarner
What has Missouri ever won? Really? Are they even relevant? Just another day at the office for Bama. 
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:31 pm to Dmiles2000
I see myself as more of an antidote...for trashy jorts wearing fans of that SEC also ran in Florida.
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:37 pm to antibarner
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I see myself as more of an antidote...for trashy jorts wearing fans of that SEC also ran in Florida.
So, you're like generic brand canned ravioli?
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:39 pm to Rebelgator
Rebelgator, are you craving Italian food or something? LOL oh yeah,
Mizzou fans, Bama will be "showing you" something Saturday, its called an arse whoopin! RTR
Mizzou fans, Bama will be "showing you" something Saturday, its called an arse whoopin! RTR
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:47 pm to MizzouSEC2012
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Rule #1. Stay at home, Nobody wants to see your trashy RV's parked outside the Zou
Rule #2. If you decide to travel to the Zou and walk past the student section lineup outside the stadium and be an a-hole you will get your arse kicked
Rule #3. Don't cheer loudly at the game because we don't have a desire to hear anything you have to say (i.e. doing an SEC chant when we're in the SEC)
Rule #4. Don't steal our shite more importantly our alcohol or I will have to kill you
Rule #5 Parking is usually on a first come first serve basis but in your case that rule doesn't apply so pick a spot as far away as possible from the stadium and deal with it the exercise will do wonders for you.
Rule #6 When inside the stadium should you decide to purchase any food or drinks and there is a line report to the back of the line or until you see no more gold or black
Rule# 7 Don't act like an a-hole (refer to rule 2)
Rule #8 While inside the stadium be sure to observe your surroundings for what a real SEC stadium is like
Rule #9 Don't frick with Truman or everyone including Truman will kick your arse
Rule # 10 Anything I deem necessary
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:50 pm to MizzouSEC2012
Listen young lady, this isn't Georgia coming to town. Mizoo is 100% fricked, and I hope you'll be in attendance to watch it unfold live. On the plus side, you'll find out what your 4th string QB is made of
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:54 pm to MizzouSEC2012
I will break all of them.
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:55 pm to MizzouSEC2012
quote:"If you don't like rammer jammer...You probably just lost to Bama! If you think you've heard it a lot...Get ready to hear it again!"
MizzouSEC2012SECEast
This post was edited on 10/10/12 at 6:58 pm
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:57 pm to Rebelgator
quote:He's like an inbred, jorts wearing Martha Stewart.
So, you aren't like antipasto?
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:58 pm to MizzouSEC2012
What...the...frick is this thread. God damnit dude, this weekend is gonna be a slaughter. You better come back and eat your crow, or you make us all look bad. 
Posted on 10/10/12 at 7:02 pm to MizzouSEC2012
rule #11 we make the rules
Posted on 10/10/12 at 7:02 pm to MizzouSEC2012
Rule #22
Ignore this thread because its the only way I have to cope with losing every SEC game this year due to having a sub par program
Rule #23
Bring lots of Kleenex with aloe... to share with ZZZZZZou fans.. they will be in tears and their pasty white skin is sensitive
Ignore this thread because its the only way I have to cope with losing every SEC game this year due to having a sub par program
Rule #23
Bring lots of Kleenex with aloe... to share with ZZZZZZou fans.. they will be in tears and their pasty white skin is sensitive
Posted on 10/10/12 at 7:03 pm to 13-0 Branding Iron
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P.S. The last time I was there we won 51-14 against Mizzery's "ranked" team and that was my victory whiz spot.
Missouri wasn't ranked that year. The year prior, when we beat them at Kyle, they were #13.
Posted on 10/10/12 at 7:05 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
Hey ladies, no one cares where either of your bottom feeder teams were ranked!
Posted on 10/10/12 at 7:31 pm to FightTigers
IF we somehow lose I will comeback and eat my crow to all ranters and say that mizzou doesnt belong in the SEC at the moment but that is not going to happen and if I win all Bama posters can't post for a week
Posted on 10/10/12 at 7:32 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
young guy a-hole get it right and Corbin Berkstresser is going to light up your defense 32/48
4td's 0int
4td's 0int
Posted on 10/10/12 at 7:33 pm to bingo
not anymore sorry
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